In his first interview since taking office, President Trump praises Fox News’s coverage of his CIA speech and defends a ban on immigrants from Muslim-majority countries.
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“I know you’re a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as
Replyangry as it gets. What d’you think this is gonna cause a little more anger?
The world is an angry place.”
Seriously, this should be a quote from one of the Top 10 movie villains of
all time.
But instead, the American president said it in real life.
… I’m kinda scared.
Did anyone else notice that Trump supporters NEVER defend his actions? They
ALWAYS point to what Hillary or Obama and say they did this or that.. They
NEVER once justify how or why Trump lies or does so many horrible things..
As much as I find trump funny, if I am really glad that I am not in US
Replyright now, even though I ALWAYS wanted to visit it..
I don’t like trump. But honestly I’d rather have him as president rather
Replythan going into world war 3
The amount of triggered conservatives mad at Noah Trevor for telling the
Replytruth and not what what they want to hear is too damn high.
Trump is the definition of a whiny cunt.
ReplyTrumptards don’t get why anyone would make fun of Trump. I’ll give you
Replyhint: he’s a fucking clown.
It’s sad that trumps done more then Obama did in 8 years.
Replyfuck you comedy central, you unfunny shit stain on the toilet of modern
Replysociety.?
I still wonder to this day if the trump supporters still support him after
Replywatching this video…•Sarcasm•
Man Trump has so far proven everybody wrong. They said everything he
Replypromised was hot air now that he’s following through left is self
destructing. I’m already getting tired of winning.
Fox is the perfect example of bias media. Why the fuck would trump say
Replysomething so retarded? Is really hard to support this guy when he says one
dumb thing after another.
Hahahaha! Keep crying Liberals! How does it feel know you can’t do a damn
Replything about it??? How does it feel? Watching these videos now just makes me
smile :p
God, what a fucking mess. What a fantastical, unbelievable fucking mess.
ReplyAnd the worst part of dealing with these assholes with their limited
vocabulary (*i.e: libtard, snowflake, safe space*) is their incessant need
to project to how American they think they are because they voted for some
fuckin’ radioactive Cheeto.
I don’t get how people find this guy funny. I’m really trying to understand
Replythe hype.
How could people vote for this fucking asshole?
ReplyCan anybody in the comments section argue without cursing and insulting
Replyeach other but rather providing fact and good judgement?
wow. A man who lives in a gold penthouse in NYC suddenly becoming the
Replysavoir of the middle class. Sure…..
Seriously, as a non-American. I’m finding it increasingly hard to consider
ReplyUS a real country after Trump got elected. Every day, it seems more and
more as a satirical joke that pretends to be an actual country. I
mean…Can such a country really exist? Can there really be such a thing as
a country where so many people take this clown seriously that he actually
manages to become president?
With all respect to all American people (nice people by the way) but your
Replycountry must be really screw up for having such a man as Donald Trump as
president.
Trump is really a shame!
>Be me
Reply>Been working at the same American Style Steak House as a waiter for 20
years
>Still haven’t gotten a raise
>One day boss tells me he’s hired a new head chef since the last one was so
bad
>Wonder why the boss thought the last guy was so bad
>Boss tells me to welcome the new guy tomorrow so he has a good impression
>Come back to work next morning
>See new guy in corner of the kitchen
>I say “Hey, welcome to-”
>Before I can finish the new chef turns around
>I can’t believe it
>It’s Donald from high school
>Flashbacks to Donald in high school picking his nose in class while
masturbating under the desk
>Remember hearing about how every place he’s worked at has gone under
>See what Donald has been doing in the corner
>He came all over a stack of plates
>His dick is still hanging out
>He comes over and shakes my hand
>I cringe as I bite down hard on my lip
>His hand is covered in cum
>He says “Congratulations on getting to work with me.”
>Shocked and not knowing what to say I stutter out “T-Thank you?”
>He says “We’re going to make some great food here, some of the best I can
tell you that much.”
>He lets go of my hand and goes back to the corner
>I sprint out of the kitchen to my bosses’ office
>”Hey John what’s up?” my boss says
>”We can’t hire the new chef!” I say
>”Why?” my boss asks
>”He was jacking off in the kitchen and just came all over the plates!” I
yell
>My boss gives a face of disapproval and just mutters “Oh.”
>He stands up and puts his hands behind his back as bosses do
>”I see what’s going on here, John” He says
>”You’ve worked here 20 years, and you’re upset that I haven’t promoted you
to head chef yet”
>I just stand there stunned
>”Remember, we tried to make you head chef, John, and your food was
terrible!”
>I blurt out “I don’t care about that! I knew the new guy in high school,
he’s a fucked up creep!”
>Boss doesn’t believe me
>”Go back to work, John, we’ll discuss this later after I’ve gotten some
first impressions of the new guy.”
>Begin to leave office still in shock
>Boss says “I’m disappointed in you, John, why can’t you give the new guy a
chance?”
>See a couple at table
>Wipe hand on rag to get the cum off before going over to the table
>”Hi, can I get you guys anything?”
>”Sure, we’ll just have two tuna salads.” they say
>”Alright, it’ll be just a minute.” I say
>Go back to kitchen
>Grudgingly tell Donald to prepare two tuna salads
>Start to clean up the plates
>Donald snatches a plate from my hand
>”HEY!” I yell but Donald has already fled from the kitchen
>I follow him out of the kitchen to see him asking the couple if they’re
the ones that ordered the tuna salads
>They say they did
>Donald places the plate at the center of the table
>It’s still covered in his cum
>He jumps on the table and pulls his pants down
>My jaw drops
>He squats over the plate for just a few seconds before watery shit starts
exploding out
>Don’t stick around to watch him finish
>Go back to boss
>Scream “THE NEW GUY IS SHITTING ON TABLES IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMERS!”
>Boss turns around stunned
>He stands up looking furious
>He says “John, I told you we would discuss the new chef after I’ve been
able to gather some first impressions”
>”What more do you need to know???” I yell
>”John John…” He says “Why can’t you just give Donald a chance? He’s only
been working here for 3 hours now, and I’m sure he knows what he’s doing.”
>”He told me when I was interviewing him that he’s worked at plenty of
other establishments and that they’ve all done very well.”
>”Every other place he’s worked at has shut down!” I yell
>Boss loses it
>”That’s it John, if you can’t respect our new chef, you’re fired!”
>Just stand there appauled
>I need this job
>”Okay.” I say
>”Good.” the boss says, “Now get back to work.”
>Leave office and go back to couple
>Tell them how sorry I am about what they just saw
>”What do you mean?” they ask “It was great!”
>Disbelief washes over me
>Their lips are covered in shit
>They’ve eaten all of Donald’s shit
>I can’t keep doing this
>Think about going applying for a job at the Canadian Bakery