In preparation for #ConanStarWars, the studio now sports a fully operational battle station. But Jordan Schlansky takes issue with its specs.
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Its about time
I don’t like how he is all chipper. Jordan, go back to your normal brooding self.
I wonder how it looked before editing
I can actually appreciate the points he was trying to make.
I really don’t want to believe Jordan is playing a character of himself, but this is making it difficult.
Jordan Schlansky, the legend
I need Jordan Schlansky and Brian Wetch to meet.
CONAN what up bro, long time no C. I’m calling dibs on the deathSTAR moon in the back ground. got it ! I called it first. I called dibs first on CONAN DEATHstar. get back with me and I’ll send you my address to have that shipped too. right on CONZIE . MILKM@N(oYo)
I bet this is not the last we see jordan.. ?
I think Jordan Schlansky and Karl Pilkington would be a great duo.
this was the first skit where i could CLEARLY tell jordan was acting
Really want to know what the mechanisms are like for the backdrop
Okay. After this, I’m convinced he is all an act. He’s such a good actor, but the blowing up part had to have been rehearsed. Still, I’ve been convinced it was real up to this point. Nice work, Schlansky.
he’s not wrong though
I thought he was about to point out that the Death Star is actually more of a slightly squashed oval than completely spherical as depicted here.
Woah Jordan knows a lot about Star Wars.
This videos solves the question everybody was asking all along, ist Schlansky just playing a role? Unfortunately this proves the answer to be yes.
Is Starwars your new sponsor, Rich? Whoops wrong channel.
Is this considered canon?
Conan is bae. Jordan is bae #2.
That’s no moon
Aww, i thought his rantings were real, you can tell he’s reading off something off stage and then looking at conan when he can.
Howd they do that with Jordan? I know its fake but when you are in the audience, is that effect on a tv or is it practical? Im confused i wanna know.
I can’t help but wonder if it’s all an act. But this guy cracks me up.
I like how Jordan just stands there when he firsts comes out looking at the audience like…..”Sup?”
I wonder what actually happened on the set and not with the editing on the screen and such did they just make the lights pitch black and dragged him off and showed this on a screen? was he just dragged away as it happened? did he actually die?! my god so many questions? is this all fake?! were the laughing in the background all just edited?
It’s going to take weeks to get the scent of cappuccino and biscotti out of the studio.
“That’s no moon…..” Somebody had to say it.
Was that, a smile?
He had a good run. Even heard someone married him for a green card.
They should have made jordan come back as a force ghost abd keep talking hahahaha
I wonder how he feels about that rouge one teaser
Jordan will annoy death to bring him back
I mean, he’s not wrong…
How does he do it on the stage?
The special effects guy really outdid himself this time…. I mean he actually managed to do a crappier job than last time.
Ah, I seriously needed this in the morning.
WHY NO MORE JORDAN?!
Starcade Ep 9 actually took place in there as we speak
So does this mean that all future You Tube videos with Jordan Schlansky will have Jordan encased in a large shiny black suit and mask?
Saw Jordan, liked video immediately.
jordan looks like a klingon tho
Jordan’s smiling wtf.
Jordan was trying too hard.. but on another note I can’t fathom how they managed to do that at a live audience.
That was a very hard diatribe to memorize and deliver I bet. Great job Jordan! Where ever you are.
Jordan is actually slightly smiling :)
I’ve seen the movie, it sucks.
I was so close to mailing a letter to them asking to replace the moon with the death star. Thank you Conan for this.
Conan is fucking hilarious
75% act 25% real. I used to think 100% real.
Yes!!!! Jordan!!!! He’s my favourite!!!!
That’s why the Death Star was so close to Earth, so it could target and destroy Jordan
That’s the most “normalish” I’ve seen Jordan Schlansky speak.
31 more hours and I’m gonna sit in this disgusting 16 year old seat to watch that beautiful movie :)
I feel bad that the first thing I noticed was that the DeathStar would never be that close to the earth. Not even a big StarWars fan.
did he actually do this on set with an actual audience? If so, then how?
NERRRRRRRDDDD!!! – Homer Simpson
Disney… Calm the fuck down
That was hilarious
Schlansky! Sorry for not being your father… -D.Vader
I think they liked it, because of the technology of tune stage.
he is an actor
Jordan is sooooo cute, tho
He’s got a point, though…
what next jordan ? the accuracy of conan’s buttcrack ?
How much did Disney pay them?
i love Jordan Schlansky ?
So that’s why we haven’t seen Pierre Bernard in a while.
For the love of God, please send out Triumph the insult comic dog. I have lived for this day since last time he did his report
ok, you can tell even Jordan was having a tough time making that believable ;D
thats no moon
you guys should write (Jordan Schlansky) at the title of the video, that way you’d get more views
We NEED MORE Jordan!
Finally, Jordan! Can we like visit Jordan’s abode like i’m curious to how he lives, what kinds of things (or people) he has in there.
Technically he’s correct, the best kind of correct.
Dunno if this is conan pandering to the audience or taking out frustration. who cares. I loved it.
I’m really hoping for a Jordan Schlansky christmas video.
What he was saying made perfect sense though lol
jordan really is a stylish mortician lmao
what about pierre bernard?
so cool this bit. loved it
This is why Conan rocks
Do you remember Pierre Bernard? I miss him
1:45 you blew that guy where’s your helmet
omg the robot smiled..
But Jordan got a point!
Keep it together Jordan! Don’t let that smirk out! You’re making me think that its all a façade!
W t hell not available in my area
that was funny as hell…nice, i love watching Conan..best show!
JORDAN’S BACK, SPREAD THE WORD FELLAS!
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