The Colbeard

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Published on June 3, 2015

Stephen tries out some new face options.

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99 comments

  • Letoffsomesteam Bennett 3 years ago

    Subscribed before video even loaded

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  • Alexander Kruszewski 3 years ago

    now you´re screwed, you need tom selleck as your first guest.

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  • ElGordoUno 3 years ago

    I kept waiting for it to get funny.

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  • Neasyorc 3 years ago

    He made Camp Town Ladies sound like a Neutral Milk Hotel song.

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  • LimeGreenTeknii 3 years ago

    It’s so weird hearing him make jokes like on his old show, but with no
    laugh track or pause!!

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  • Hayden Jeffcoat 3 years ago

    I am trembling with excitement. I’ve been reading “I am America (and so can
    you!)” in anticipation. A teacher of mine told me to put it up, and that it
    was, “political propaganda.” Needless to say I kept reading.

    Reply
  • frank howarth 3 years ago

    Your first guest should be Norm Abram, no one would be able to tell who was
    who.

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  • weird4productions 3 years ago

    No one wants that hot dog anymore.

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  • Daniel J. Phillips 3 years ago

    Self-indulgent, obnoxious, boring… oh wait, that’s why I never watch him!
    or one reason why!

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  • cccEngineer 3 years ago

    That Apple watch is ugly as hell. . .

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  • brokenshanspackle12 3 years ago

    He looks old

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  • Jonathan Hanson 3 years ago

    He looks like Gerry Adams

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  • Censorship 4Kids 3 years ago

    Time to teach men around the world how to put bitches in check.

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  • fps_evan 3 years ago

    Fuck, he’s wearing an Apple watch.

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  • Martin Rayner 3 years ago

    Glad I ate my hot dog before watching this video!

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  • Dave Knapp 3 years ago

    how does this have 2,000+ likes but only 300 views?

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  • scottscar54 3 years ago

    3 more months :-(

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  • Jv Jones 3 years ago

    Um

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  • vvvortic 3 years ago

    as a proud atheism im tired of grills with low QI friendzoning me all the
    tiem per say, gg

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  • Dindu Nuffin 3 years ago

    I recently switched to an all cum diet and I couldn’t be happier or
    healthier

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  • MoonyW 3 years ago

    So does that mean Un-Hitler was actually a black, jewish woman?

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  • Scott Beamer 3 years ago

    Can’t wait for the show!

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  • Brendan Beckett 3 years ago

    The whole time I was worried he was going to eat the hair covered hot dog
    at the end

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  • DaveTheUseless 3 years ago

    Dude’s hilarious. Looking forward to his show.

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  • maximusdecimusjegna 3 years ago

    You wearing an Apple watch. WTF WTF WTF. You lost your fuckkin mind.

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  • CeroneGames Go 3 years ago

    Never seen a person eat a hotdog with a knife and fork. Mind Blown

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  • soren7550 3 years ago

    The parts with the beard shavings reminded me too much of work. You see, at
    my job as a personal assistant, my boss keeps a ziploc bag full of his
    beard hairs just sitting around where I have to do most of my work, and it
    grosses the shit out of me (okay, a lot of things gross the shit outta me
    at that job).

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  • thejobloshow 3 years ago

    Millenials like not being called millenials.

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  • George R.R Martin HAT 3 years ago

    millennials are fucking stupid with their ridiculous irony obsessions …
    Hitler was and is nothing to joke about, he was an evil ass dude that is
    responsible for millions of deaths… hur hur let’s put a jetpack on him so
    he can fly around , and a funny hat!…not fucking funny kid, go live your
    life.

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  • lynn paden 3 years ago

    #keepthebeard 

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  • David Mac 3 years ago

    I cried when he shaved the beard and laughed my ass off when he wiped it
    back on…I know he might not but I’m kinda hoping he keeps the beard and
    the longer hair. It works for him. Just keep it well groomed.

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  • ReIigionlsForIdiots 3 years ago

    It bothers me for some reason that this was engineered to look off the cuff
    but it’s obvious every aspect of it was scripted and he’s reading off a
    teleprompter.

    Manufactured pandering is annoying as shit.

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  • Black Hulk Hogan 3 years ago

    With that beard he looked like every wood shop teacher ever.

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  • Christoph Hewett 3 years ago

    Oh, I have missed this guy so much. #ftl

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  • TitanAura 3 years ago

    You’re a national treasure Stephen.

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  • Nate Lundgren 3 years ago

    Something fun to look forward to in a few months. :)

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  • Animefan12 3 years ago

    Colbert is a left-wing commie, I will be boycotting him and CBS, Watch Fox
    news is you watch to stay informed.

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  • Christian Lévesque 3 years ago

    Thinking out loud: The Captain needs to be a recurring guest on the Late
    Show with Stephen Colbert! Topics could include: facial hair personalities,
    fun with old timey things (fountain pens, watches, razors, etc), and
    grooming topics like HTGAM’s blog topic “Facial Fur & Wet Shave Cinema”.

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  • A. Noubani 3 years ago

    I can’t believe he had to wait that long to grow it the second time to come
    back and film it.

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  • Andy Chan 3 years ago

    Looks like Lil’ Martin guitar is just chilling in the back

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  • GokaiSanyu 3 years ago

    That’s a nice callback to the Report at the end.

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  • el Diego 3 years ago

    Reminds me of Conan

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  • Green Raver 3 years ago

    It is anti-America to eat a hot dog with a fork

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  • Bizzy Bee 3 years ago

    I don’t understand why you gave the competition all summer to steal your
    viewers

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  • Lucas Vasquez 3 years ago

    me gusta la programacion todo

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  • Candice Joergan 3 years ago

    To say that this guy is no Letterman is a massive understatement. He won’t
    even last as long as Conan did when he took over the Tonight Show.

    Reply
  • bobwatters 3 years ago

    Does anyone actually think this guy is funny?

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  • Bullet Holes 3 years ago

    Hi everyone! We are a band 🙂
    Could you check out our channel?

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  • Wilbur Jenkins 3 years ago

    I forgot how un-funny you are without a team of writers.

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  • Rich Taylor 3 years ago

    Was that shit ment to be funny?!?..never get that time back..

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  • Jew Rogan 3 years ago

    Holy shit Colbert got old. By the way Colbert > Stewart. More funny.

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  • Anthony Joseph 3 years ago

    Ruined a perfectly good sausage roll!

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  • John Hattan 3 years ago

    Aww, I’m disappointed that he didn’t do the “Isaac Asimov” between the
    “Amish” and the “Half Wolverine”.

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  • Alan Klement 3 years ago

    I’m at 3:35 and I think when he’s done shaving, he’s gonna take a bite of
    that hot dog.

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  • Clayburn Griffin 3 years ago

    Not even a million views? This does not bode well.

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  • JacekUW 3 years ago

    Worst cooking show ever.

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  • Douglas Jones 3 years ago

    This summer sucks for TV. Walking Dead is on break, Colbert doesn’t start
    til September, basketball and hockey are almost over. What am I supposed to
    do? I can’t go outside its entirely too humid.

    Reply
  • Takara8tt 3 years ago

    Am I the only one that gagged when I saw the hair falling on the hot dog? 

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  • Mbandi Music 3 years ago

    Striking resemblance to the uni-bomber…lol He is obviously talented and
    successful but I so don’t get his humor.

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  • Joseph “David” Milro 3 years ago

    He looks like a pedophile.

    Who knows? That hot dog was probably a poor childs penus.

    But that’s okay I like little boys aswell.
    

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  • Dan York 3 years ago

    as someone wearing a beard, I enjoyed this…

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  • kingofalldoughboys 3 years ago

    CBS should have bought out Conan Obrien’s TBS contract and given him the
    Late Show! Dave always liked Conan and being that he inherited Late Night
    and that they were both screwed out of the Tonight Show it’s my opinion
    that Conan is Dave’s spiritual successor. The Late Show with Colbert as
    well as The Late Late Show are doomed to failure with the hosts CBS has
    chosen.

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  • proteuseffects 3 years ago

    That month between Stewart leaving and Colbert starting is going to be
    brutal

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  • Simple Pickup 3 years ago

    Colbert should donate those clippings to hairless Asians who can’t grow
    beards. :/

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  • Jake Smith 3 years ago

    I hope there is no laughing audience so fucking annoying.

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  • SirWickenshire 3 years ago

    Stephen you have the potential with that beard to be a stunt double for
    Rick Grimes, with your hair and that beard I’m seeing a lot of striking
    resemblances. o:

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  • John Jonas 3 years ago

    I hope you bring Wikibear to your show…

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  • Play Fifa 3 years ago

    Hi guys I am new in the Internet
    Can someone help me and subscribe me ? :)

    Reply
  • Ola Sarcasm 3 years ago

    the song is Good Riddance by Green Day if anyone can’t quite put their
    finger on it.

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  • ManyMen 3 years ago

    He can sing really good !! anyone else notice this or just me ?

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  • David Richins 3 years ago

    How exactly did I miss this?

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  • Roni S. S. Palermo 3 years ago

    I’m sorry, did you say your name was Stephen Newell?

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  • all22787 3 years ago

    colbert is a smart down to earth conservative always calling liberal
    retards on there bullshit

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  • Andhika Juliandri 3 years ago

    i miss dave…

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  • Clifton Bal 3 years ago

    Great beard, maby it will make a come back, pun intended

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  • Zach Collier 3 years ago

    Stephen Colbert is so UNBEARABLY AWKWARD. I LOVE IT. hahaha.

    Reply
  • Yankydoodle Dandy 3 years ago

    What a way to ruin a hotdog lol

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  • America Washington 3 years ago

    1:28 proof of Shadow Person Conspiracy

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  • YoLandi Ninja 3 years ago

    What have I been doing? Well Stephen I’ve been missing you something awful
    – and I don’t even have cable…

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  • lolzorsPwnage 3 years ago

    God, Steven is really cringe worthy without his Comedy Central writers
    JESUS

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  • Darth Vader 3 years ago

    Stephen…I am your father…could I borrow the razor? It’s getting kinda
    cramped in here.

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  • Duncan M 3 years ago

    He’s gonna kill it

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  • 3dberserk1 3 years ago

    Are you going to eat that hotdog?

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  • Nirotix 3 years ago

    Laughed so hard at the “I have 3 more months” bit. Beards back on, fuck
    it!! ROFL!!

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  • GKmelody23 3 years ago

    damn watched all these vids…

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  • clue104 3 years ago

    On his first show, Jimmy Fallon should make a cameo appearance and tell
    Stephen: “Welcome back to 11:30, bitch!”

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  • Maulanna Maryunani 3 years ago

    LOL he wears an Apple Watch that his character mocks.

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  • Sam707BFBC 3 years ago

    Ok I’m sorry. But, I’m going to say it. Didn’t it look like a gross plate
    of old pubes?

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  • George Mason 3 years ago

    1:23 There’s a ghost in front of the door. Oooooooohhhhhh

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  • Iosif Stalin 3 years ago

    With Craig Ferguson and Jon Stewart now gone,
    this and last week tonight is only things that will hold me from using
    atomic weapon.

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  • Anner Chisline 3 years ago

    Did Graham Norton have his beard first?

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  • Pierre Jean Jacques 3 years ago

    You could wear that beard in your Silmarillion cameo.

    Reply
  • Matthew Fields 3 years ago

    BRETT FAVRE!

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  • Dani Ladd 3 years ago

    After the Pluto video from July 14, 2015 I realize just How funny Steve is.
    And this video only confirms that.

    Reply
  • foilhead1 3 years ago

    best one yet

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  • carschmn 3 years ago

    I’d have gone with a handlebar or a fu manchu.

    Reply
  • bob smith 3 years ago

    I don’t understand how the skin on his face looks so goddamn perfect and
    flawless, and it also doesn’t look like he just shaved, the fuck?

    Reply
  • Christian Johns Johns 3 years ago

    the late show is gonna be hilarious and very strange

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  • KeJorn 3 years ago

    Love the beard…

    Questions for Stephen to ask Travis Kalanick, the CEO fo Uber when he comes
    on his show:

    (1) Why do you hate your Uber drivers?
    Follow ups: (ANSWER 1: “I don’t…”) Then why do you keep chipping away
    their ability to make a decent ‘living wage’, while your company rakes in
    the money off their backs? (ANSWER 2: “Because they…”) *Listen closely
    and be sure to close your mouth so you do not look stupid when it gapes
    open. Then decide if a followup question is even needed. The truth may have
    just been revealed.. if not, keep prodding like in “A Few Good Men” until
    he snaps like Colonel Jessup.*
    (2) Why no tip option? *Don’t smile, just stare at him and make him
    uncomfortable until he admits he has a hidden agenda to end all tipping in
    the world*
    (3) When you sit in your office and look out your window over the bay, do
    you truly believe it is Uber versus the world? And if so, who is the Pinky
    to your Brain?

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