You’re right, Hulk. The “Godfather” films do glorify violence. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens
Moscow Mitch “El Wrangle Low” McConnell and Don I Tell All (Aka Putin’s Chin-ja Turtles)
Down deep in the sewers there skulks Strange mutants that think they are hulks But though they are furtive They always feel hurt if Light shines upon their massive bulks
Despite having an outer shell It does not hold up very well When exposed to the weight Of the questions they hate Like “are there truths that you can tell?”
So they work out for hours and hours To exercise their super powers Of always being relaxed About things Putin’s hacked (Or infernos or meetings in towers)
Now McConnell’s not handsome like Shrek Though he has an incredible neck That we’d all like to wring To hear this turtle sing While Don “I’ll Sell All” sanctions a wreck
Actually, it was Iraq that Trump sanctioned. He meant to sanction Iran but geography, and geopolitics … and most things, aren’t his strongest suit.
His strongest suit is the double stitched tailored outfit with the built in iron girdle and super absorbent diplomacy diaper that he wears to all his meetings with Putin. It’s high-tech aroma dissipation technology is designed to neutralise the smell of fear.
Unfortunately, for Trump, Putin is a Ninth Dan at reading body language (of which there is plenty when Trump wears that suit).
This just feels like a publicity stunt from Scorsese and Coppla. The Marvel movies aren’t the most wondrous pieces of cinema, but they are good. I mean, why dont they critique the Fast and Furious franchise? They’re even worse movies
Black panther roasted the hell out of scorcesi.
True, the Marvel movies aren’t high-brow cinema.
Coppola directed Captain EO and Scorsese voiced a character in Shark Tale. They both can pipe the fuck down.
Marvel’s like the junk food of movies. They’re made to appeal to the masses, but there’s very little of real substance to them. They’re pretty boring and they age really quickly. The first few already feel dated. Yet films like The Godfather are five decades old, and still popular.
Black panther part was savage!!
Well to be fair marvel movies can be a little tiresome. I mean it’s like if a director made gangster movies every five years featuring the same actors and a bunch of voiceover…
I was in a coma by the end of the godfather it was so miserable and boring. People like different things.
The only teenage avenger complains about the taste of wine!
Cinema is whatever everybody wants it to be, not what Scorcese dictates it to be. From my point of view I can’t tell the difference between the Marvel movies and anything else that comes out of Hollywood, Scorcese included. At least the Marvel movies never pretend to be realistic.
Anything that isn’t a reboot, remake, sequel, prequel, or somehow attached to a powerful film franchise, is, quite frankly, profitless trash. (AKA Art)
the Avengers characters don’t understand the gangster films because they are about the Mafia, but they only know about the Maggia
What does he say of DC though?
Different blokes, different strokes.
The winners are those who can appreciate the full spectrum of cinema
Only millenials with a lot of grow up to do can seriously think superhero movies are a fine and intelligent form of art
Marvels are like the westerns back in the day, except there are less of them. For a time there was a different western in cinema almost every week. The funny part is watching it evolve. From what I know, we got from classic westerns with hard men killing for honor, swooning women, and lots of racism, to spaghetti westerns which ditched reality and treated the far west as some mythological thing, and then the post-westerns, where we got back our hard men but in a civilization that caught them up and where they cling to relevance or die from their past sins. The X-men went this way in their franchise, they establishes the codes of super hero movies, became kinda parodies of themselves, sometimes entertaining sometimes not, and then produced a movie like Logan, in which our hero is caught up by civilization and clings to relevance or die for their past sins.
However Marvel tries to keep the same formula. There are oddballs but as a whole it didn’t change much in structure or message. This stagnation is interesting to observe, both in itself and on the effect it has on the public and the creators. A post Marvel movie may look like a movie in which the heroes are not needed anymore, or treated like criminals ad vigilante. It would be possible in a future where super technology like Stark’s or Wakanda’s are readily available and special teams are formed to deal with particularly impressive threats to order and public safety, instead of lone super heroes forced to go against the rules of a world too small for them. This time, the world would swallow them, and worse, it could be a good thing. I very much doubt we’ll get this movie, but it would be awesome to see ^^
the black panther scene about scorsese not having any blacks isnt true although there should be more minorities in all of cinema. marvel chairman is the largest donor to trump.
Scorsese & Coppola are just jealous because they haven’t made a story saga that spans a 23-film cinematic universe (and broke box office records along the way).
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