Donald Trump has the world’s greatest memory AND he can see the future… the classiest, most beautiful future ever.
I personally prefer “NosTrumpDumbass”
Let’s say for arguments sake there was a group of people cheering, why should the rest of those group of people be tarred with the same brush? make way for more fear and attacks on the women since the arab women always get attacked because they are more noticeable with their headscarves! Even women with hats and hoods are getting attacked
I love when you rant about donald trump
you’re looking for 3:46
The yogurt shop line had me dying ??? like 3 have gone down in the same spot this year
I’m a fan and still am to a lesser degree but colbert not as funny as he used to be
How can so many people actually be for this man becoming president? If something like this happened after 9/11 it would have been a story over the past, I don’t know, **14 years!** It didn’t happen and the fact that we have a man blatantly inciting racism is disgusting and more importantly seriously dangerous for our country. Where does he stop? Are the blacks dangerous next? Maybe all Mexicans? Maybe all Jews? What should we do? Round them up and maybe keep them all in camp-like resorts where we can monitor them? Maybe we need some sort of solution finally to this…
Trump himself is a joke, what’s legitimately scary though is that there is a huge number of people who not only take him seriously, but are cheering for him BECAUSE he is openly racist
He has the gift!
Trump needs to be institutionalized in a mental institution, now and permanently. He is delusional and is legitimizing bigot and racist hysteria which will kill our country. I counted about 63 people who lynched a dissenter in Alabama, constantly egged on by Trump. We are a hair-breath away from Nazi-Germany. A special shoutout to the guy in the blue-checked shirt who would come in and pummel the dissenter while he was held down by civilians, but twinkle-toe away like the lilly-livered, spineless, jellyfish that he is the minute the dissenter started getting up. If Trump can’t get enough security for a lousy rally, how is he going to secure our country?
More like Nostradumbass.
We are all voting for Trump, I wonder how many people actually laughed at Colbert’s joke? his writer needs to be fired he wasn’t funny Colbert also
I predict that many people in the US will risk having Donald Trump as President just so they can have more segments where Stephen Colbert rips on him. (Don’t let that one be true).
So Don was just hanging out in Jersey in a Muslim neighborhood at 9am on a Tuesday?
Taking a cue from Sharron Angle, I think Trump requires a Second Amendment Solution.
if trump is one of the candidates vote Hilary Clinton we are not having that racist fuck in the white house who cares about guns you can always have a warrant
People usually vote for the people they can relate too… its sad.
“Fifth sense” haha
Take note on everybody who supports trump so you know in the future that their opinion doesn’t mean shit in any topics.
Muslim cheering 911 story was from Washington Post. It did happen. Fcuking political correctness, nobody even dares to mention it now. Political correctness is destroying USA.
USA is becoming third class country. Huge trade deficit more than 10 years, $19 trillion debt, 48 millions in poverty, politicians controlled by special-interests/lobbyists, a country without border, refugees influx…You will love all this if you are not an american.
Here’s my question: Can’t the GOP just NOT nominate him? can’t they simply elect, say, Rubio or (yeesh) Cruz so long as they get a minimum amount of primary votes? Even in the most conservatively biased polls, Trump doesn’t fare that much better then them, general election wise. I admit I don’t think much of the GOP, BUT when even Bill O Reilly thinks someone is too extreme, you gotta (naively perhaps) think even the GOP can’t stoop to this…
What a fucking narcissist.
Stephen is the best late night host on TV.
My favorite thing about Trump is that he’s the ultimate one-up man. He’s said he has the world’s greatest memory, he said he has the highest IQ of everyone in the world, recently he said he’s the least racist person on the planet. It’s hilarious every time.
“The world’s greatest memory.” Ayy lmao, what a fucking joke.
for the longest time, it almost seemed like a bad practical joke that this piece of shit could be the leading candidate in one of the two major american parties. somehow, this segment broke the glass and made me all of a sudden realize that this is real. donald trump is an actual thing that is actually happening to the actual u.s………………….
Just like a “Polock” burned down the Reichstag pure fantasy and lies
The hunger games advertisements tho ???
Careful Stephen! DON’T BURN YOUR ARM!
I LOVE YOU STEPHEN!
Just think about it, if anyone in the US was celebrating the WTC going down right after it happened they would’ve been either lynched by an angry mob of neighbors or arrested immediately on suspicion of involvement with the terrorist act, especially a freaking crowd of people with video evidence. Can anyone be more of a moron than Trump?
Donald Trump has the world’s best memory? But I thought elephants had the world’s- That’s it, Donald Trump is part elephant.
I cannot stop laughing at the movie times segment of this bit. Lolol
Donald Trump has a serious disease. “BigAssEgoitis”. Please call this number to help cure it :REALITY-CHECK
Republicans took control of Congress because Democratic voters didn’t vote. Democratic voters didn’t vote because there sadly weren’t any candidates worth voting for who were running for Congress. Republicans could win the Presidential election if Democratic voters again do not vote. However, there is someone running for President who is worth voting for and that is Bernie Sanders. Democratic voters might make the mistake of nominating Hillary Clinton which would be traumatic for the US and the world because Hillary Clinton will enact policies that further strengthen the upper class (her primary financial backers) and the system of political corruption. Perhaps Democratic voters want to be part of an historic vote to elect the first female President, and that feeling is understandable, but being a woman does not excuse Hillary Clinton for being a conniving corporate tool. Bernie Sanders is the only real choice for President among Democratic voters. Not only to crush the arrogant, ignorant pride of wealthy fools like Donald Trump, but to send a loud message to the modern Democratic party that Hillary Clinton is not the kind of Democrat that Americans want.
“It’s as if Trump has some sort of *fifth sense* that let’s him see what’s on newspapers and on tv”
Part of me wants to believe that Donald Trump is enacting the Zero Requiem from Code Geass.
Trump is probably the biggest disgrace since Hitler
I confidently predict that Donald Trump will say something even dumber next week.
Batman is to the Joker as Stephen is to Trump. One cannot exist without the other.
I love how accurate the pandering part was
Wow, a dude who lie, racist, just batshit crazy is still a serious candidate for a president.. Murica never fail to amuse me..
should’ve mentioned his promise to to get all muslims to register, like, you know, the nazis did with the jews?
Trump is funnier than Colbert.
Trump is the type of person on facebook that likes his own statuses… then brag about how everyone of his statuses are liked
I really cant wait for Donald Trump to be president. The world is going to get a lot more interesting.
I am totally convinced now. Trump is doing a scientific experiment where he asks the question, how far will idiot Americans let him lead them? He can say anything, even ideas that are dangerous, and there are significant enough numbers of people who are very, very scared in their imagination. Society is changing and so is the position of the white, under educated white man’s place in it. As this group’s numbers fall in proportion to national population, and continue voting against their own best interests, some among them will become violent once they understand they are no longer protected as the dominant group anymore. Western European culture and society now are subject to repercussions and consequences caused by their own cultures choices in the treatment of others which they encountered throughout history. But, I digress. If Trump believes what he says, he is fucking dangerous. And, if Trump is only playing the crowd, how fucked is that for the angry white men of America?
Lol, so reminiscent of Mentok The Mind Taker.
Liberal Colbert last in ratings for being too liberal for audiences. Everytime he attacks republicans he drives away 1/2 the audience, bad host, bad business model. Colbert has no class, at least other late night hosts try to be apolitical, Colbert is a screaming leftist shill for democrats.
talk about beating a dead horse. we get it, trump is a joke and should be dismissed. now can this show stop going for the comedic low hanging fruit and make fun of other candidates across the board.
You know something is wrong when people won’t believe you when you say you saw a bunch of people being assholes in new jersey
I hate it when politicians use 9/11 to try and get sympathy or to get political points. It’s beyond disrespectful and pathetic. This goes for Trump and Hillary too.
The celebration in the streets after 9/11 was by the Palestinian Arabs. Google that one.
saw it with my own eyes people dancing in the street of bayridge brooklyn nbc your a fucking joke and your crowd are a bunch of sheeps
I TRULY HATE THE MARXIST SCUM!!!!!!! In this county ! Steven you are a mere puppet of the leftwing scum that Despises America! One day my kind will Rule over this land and make it Great again? Instead of the 3rd World Pants up Dont Loot” Black lies Matter” politically correct cesspool it has become!!!! Steven GO TO HELL!! Along with your fans!
This show already jump the shark and it has not been a year yet!!!
I predicted the sun would fall tomorrow” Donald Trump
Was I the only one who really liked the creepster music at 4:30?
I was told by a bunch of Chinese people I recently met in China that they were celebrating 911 when it happened. Also they told me to get the fuck out of their country. :/
The 5th sense to read newspapers
I used to love laughing at Trump now i’m afraid that even if he isn’t the nominee he has stirred up some crazy shit in that party that can’t easily be undone.
When Trump joined the race: hahahahahhhh, gotta love the US, this guy is so fucking entertaining! Winter: ok, it’s not funny anymore… please stop… Spring (prediction over a fortune cookie): WHAT ARE YOU DOING! STOP IT, PLEASE! PLEASE!
how is that idiot still high up in the polls?!
“Peace in the Middle East-” *pop* “-is pretty darn unlikely.”
Well, he’s not wrong.
I’m gonna vote for Trump. No reason. Just because. lol
The amount of weird stuff in Stephen’s desk always amazes me.
This whole Trump thing speaks more about the Republican Base than anything else.
Why do people even watch Jimmy Fallon? That schoolboy ain’t funny.
Maybe he saw it on Alex Jones? Lol. This was just so hilarious with Stephen’s “predictions.”
That spooky noise Stephen made convinced me the Mentok! The Mind Taker! had returned for a second.
Trump is not the problem. It’s the fact that there are many right-wing racist around the country that support him.
Trump is an idiot
For god’s sake America, don’t let him win
Trump is so brilliant. He knows people are uneducated and to say he knew Bin Laden was trouble in a certain year will make most people think he knew it before most people.
NostraDonald < Nostraskamus
I’m pretty sure Donald is an alien
It’d be nice to see Colbert go after Hilary the same way he goes after Trump. They’re both pretty bad. I’d honestly be scared to have either one of them as president, but honestly I think I’d rather have Trump, at least he’s consistent
I’m voting for Trump. He’s going to make a great president.
1:51 All hail squirrel Jesus!
In the year 2000.
actually the washington post reported on the celebrations Sept 19, 2001
I wonder if Trump is elected how many people will move to Canada and Europe.
Magic 8-ball would have been perfect where the Snapple cap was.
The planes should’ve hit Trump Towers
That was beautiful Stephen. Thanks. Needed that.
Donald Trump is amazing, but not as amazing as Kanye West! #Kanye2020
It’s really dissapointing that Colbert isn’t apolitical.. Honestly kind of ruins the show.
MUCH LOVE COLBERT!
I love you Colbert and I am not a Trump supporter (Hillary 2016) BUT I also saw that footage, it was actually all over the news right after 9/11 showing Muslims in their country cheering when they heard the news of the 9/11 attack… This is common knowledge! Not sure if this video has been removed since than, but I remember it very clearly, And I actually do have perfect memory! 😐
Having said that there are TON of Muslims who love USA!! – And I Believe we should always move forward with COURAGE & COMPASSION :D
But didnt the govt. claim “there was no way to know”. Not to defend the eccentricities of the Donald, but existence of prior knowledge of 9/11 was highly debated in the aftermath and still consequential today.
Trump 2016 America will be great again
Trump needs a small loan of a million dollars
I kind of feel like this is the only country that Trump could get as far as he has in the election.
Thanks for featuring a “certain” opossum on your show last night ;-)
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