Drama! Horror! Welding! The 4th GOP Debate truly had everything.
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Makes sense because those candidates had to be high last night
Awesome! Lol.. I haven’t seen anyone else talk about how Ted Cruz said department of Commerce twice.. I thought I must have misheard lol
I’m very much a democrat but I thought Rand Paul did a pretty good job.
You think Ted Cruz would have learned from Rick Perry’s epic blunder
We need more welders and less philosophers = Maybe if more people stop thinking I’ll actually have a chance of being elected
Ted Cruz made the same mistakes Rick Perry did. You would think he would learn. Making our state look bad, smh.
THE GOP IS A JOKE NOW LMAO RIP
Was that guy in the audience smoking weed at 4:20?
Lmao. Philosophers have lasting effects on society to this day and are some of the smartest people to live. Welders… can probably be replaced by robots.
And how many actually get a job using their education in philosophy as opposed to welders? Right…
If only people paid more attention to Rand Paul. He actually did a solid job last night.
1:11 where will you be when diarrhea strikes
I have a feeling that the race between the democrats is going to be the race for the Presidency ! The GOP is starting to feel like a reality show ! :(
The best part of Ted Cruz’s mixup is that the 5th department he would cut was education…
man the conservative party! can you imagine if during the cold war they idolized the leader of the USSR. I guess now the old KGB man Putin is solidly a capitalist- even Chicago school- oligarchy- yea- that is the capitalism we want! And lets get rid of those fags too- this is why the conservatives like Russia now?
lol peter pan is a ginger
“Like the candidates last night, I have a random collection of half-informed thoughts I want to share with you”
I love how Stephen tries to remain neutral yet can’t help but slide back into mocking the GOP 😛
NB: Nothing wrong though IMO as reportage is meant to be objective, not neutral.
Gaffe aside, Ted Cruz is right that entire cabinet departments need to be abolished. The IRS, Commerce, HUD, Energy & Education can go and we should simplify taxes into a flat tax with zero loopholes so that a CEO never pays less than his secretary. 6 of the 10 wealthiest counties in America are around DC. Let people keep more of their own money instead of sending it to the corrupt establishment in Washington.
america would be great if it was just a new country somewhere else let’s go colonize the moon and jupiter!
We need more mindless goons and less people who question their government!!! Hell yeah!! #GOP2016
Rand was pretty good in the 4th gop debate.
Wait, Ted Crus wants to eliminate the IRS, Dept of Commerce, Dept of Energy, and HUD. ARE YOU BATSHIT INSANE ?!?!?!?!
I don’t know why Stephen didn’t mention that Trump and Putin *were* both on 60 minutes on the same night, but in different locations and being interviewed by different hosts. They weren’t even in the same country. Trump just imagined that he met Putin and that they got along really well. How on earth does anyone trust this man?
Congratulations, Cruz. You have made top stupidity by stating that you would eliminate the only part of government that collects taxes and the one that helps create jobs. But could we expect any better from someone brash enough to filibuster the Affordable Care Act for a day instead of, you know, IMPROVING IT?
I’m just glad they opened up that big philosophy plant down the road. oh wait.
Holy shit, “Operation Wetback”.
He burned Marco Rubio! Too Funny.
The third one, I can’t…Oops…
Be serious who would people prefer to hire a hard worker with a proven ability to pick up new skills or someone who can debate wether God exists or not?
Republicans. Sit Now!
“Operation Wetback”. was that the reason us, the undocumented community, got that name?
These debates are so stupid. They’re not trying to get into college or going for a debate marathon.
“It really makes you weld” give the writer of this joke an award
I would probably lose less brain cells watching paint dry than watching the GOP debate.
3:20 Shouldn’t it be “fewer philosophers”?
The applause breaks have got to stop. Is there some guy whose job it is to get them to applaud? Fire him.
fucking hell, looks like we dodged a bullet abandoning those colonies!
I had no idea eisenhower did that to mexicans…so if my grandpa hadn’t risked his life in the army in order to obtain citizenship in america he could’ve just been tossed out right before my mom was born. that’s crazy to think about man..
How the f a philosophy major make more than a welder?
Philosophers make more money than welders… while that may be true, when’s the last time you’ve met someone who says, “I work as a philosopher”? Rubio should have phrased that better (i.e., “There are more well paying welder jobs than there are for philosophers”) and Colbert should stop bashing with half truths. Funny, tho.
I wonder if there will be a time when Trump’s on TV and doesn’t mention “The Wall”. Obviously a big Pink Floyd fan.
Hearing GOP candidates speak kills my brain cells. It explains why those that have listened to them for an extended period of time buy into their bullshit.
This is why I distrust the media. Don’t get me wrong, I like Colbert, but every talk show that discussed the debate left out Rand Paul, who easily had the best points. I thought Colbert was definitely going to make fun of Trump for stating that China was part of TPP, to which Rand corrected him. They’ll probably blackball Colbert anyways if he mentions Rand in a positive light.
I Like Ike, I Dumped Trump.
wow republicans are straight up retarded. how is anyone even considering letting these morons run the country. Do you people just not care?
Ted Cruz was talking like he had a dick in his mouth, just saying….
Ted Cruz is stupid, you cannot eliminate the IRS! 90% of the Federal Government’s Income comes from TAXES!!! You need a Federal Agency to collect said Taxes! Also, if you lower the tax to 10% across the board (like some candidates suggested) there is NO WAY that the Federal Government could pay for its expenses since it’s 40% now (top tax) and the US Government is Running a Deficit Currently (10% means they would have a SUPER Deficit)!!!
John Kasick is this debate’s Jim Webb.
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