Texas Governor Gets COVID, Taliban Victory in Afghanistan: Late Night’s News of the Week

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Published on August 20, 2021

All the news and jokes you missed from the week of August 16.

Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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23 comments

  • Drew Johnson 1 year ago

    The city of Kah-bool? Is that your fourth of July inspired pronunciation?

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  • Vitor Loki 1 year ago

    its the eeend , of the woooorld , as we know it :))

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  • jeremy sans3lm 1 year ago

    “… with Clarence Thomas writing the dissent ……”

    You broke me. I laughed so hard you broke me.

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  • D. Hayden Langrall 1 year ago

    🤑

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  • S1L3NT G4M3R 1 year ago

    Correction: “Drive the D-Train”…. is a euphemism – – LOL

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  • Ann Goodwin 1 year ago

    6sslu
    vun.fyi

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  • jp heeney 1 year ago

    Seths Cuomo burns are hilarious..🤣🤣

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  • Jeffery C 1 year ago

    #Bullshit

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  • New Message 1 year ago

    Oh yeah… Abbott got COVID. Forgot there was some good news this week.

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  • Czarek P 1 year ago

    ‘You have watches, but we have time….’

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  • Humble Driver 1 year ago

    So shameful. 😞
    Uncle Joe, I voted for you and I am so disappointed in your goal of depicting your legacy as The one president who would not keep military troops in Afghanistan.

    You say it is the right thing to do by leaving Afghans to be murdered, tortured and raped Without American protection.

    Remember who came to the United States of America’s aid 20 years ago?

    You could go down as one of the greatest worldwide Humanitarian U.S. Presidents, but you’d rather Side step the bloodshed at your feet.

    You’re making a mistake but it’s not too late to correct same.

    You have 2 choices Uncle Joe…

    Permit every Afghan who wishes to enter America as a refugee to come to our country immediately with no red tape.

    Or Send our military back to Afghanistan in full force. Create or develop an open dialog of negotiation for compromise with both leaders recognizing the 34th Parallel separating North and South Afghanistan.

    Mandate a military presence there for as long as it takes. Period.

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  • Pete Zaria 1 year ago

    1:25 I think Donald trump’s letterhead should say former president.

    Also, we know this is a fake statement, Trump didn’t misspell anything.

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  • aileen hovorka 1 year ago

    First time. Nothìng made me chuckle. Sorry Seth. (O.k. not American.)

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  • Werbna Right 1 year ago

    C’rrection: that unnecessary appostrophe is stupid af. Don’t do it again, dick.

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  • Pete Zaria 1 year ago

    If I have a girlfriend that is good at driving the D-train, I don’t want anyone to notice, like, you can’t look away for 3 minutes?

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  • The Original Captain Trips 1 year ago

    i saw all this…wtf am i stuck in a time loop?

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  • Neutron Pixie 1 year ago

    He “drove the D-Train through multiple subway stops”….Seriously guys, are we not doing “phrasing: anymore?

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  • TravelWell 1 year ago

    Loving the fact that there is no Live Audience! Thankfully, I can still keep watching this show.

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  • john kidd 1 year ago

    Seth Meyers is the most brilliant writer on TV

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  • Anna 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬.

    𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠……….► 𝘄𝘄𝘄.𝗣𝗮𝘆𝗕𝘂𝘇𝘇𝟭.𝗰𝗼𝗺

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  • JohnBerk 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐀𝐩𝐩𝟐.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • AmandCrowell 1 year ago

    𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞… 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧… 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 $𝟑𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤… 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰­.𝐍­𝐞­𝐭­𝐉­𝐨­𝐛­𝟏­.𝐜­𝐨­𝐦

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