Texas Gov Greg Abbott Bans Vaccine Mandates, Ted Cruz Helps Launch Imaginary Crisis & Gruden Resigns

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Published on October 12, 2021

Today is the 10th anniversary of the dreaded Typing Awareness Indicator on IMessage, The Las Vegas Raiders are looking for a new coach after Jon Gruden resigned in the wake up multiple unearthed offensive emails, Moderna has announced that it has no plans to share its vaccine recipe with anyone, the Governor of Texas Greg Abbott is doing his best to bring COVID back by signing an executive order that bans vaccine mandates, Ted Cruz is helping to launch an imaginary new crisis, “Pop It” toys are spreading across the country and wreaking havoc, Lego announced that a plan to eliminate any trace of gender bias from their products, an important update about Dog the Bounty Hunter, and while Donald Trump plans to sell the lease on his Washington D.C. hotel, President Biden plans to get in on the hotel action too.

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12 comments

  • Jorge Elías 3 years ago

    Jim the Irresponsible Kimmel

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  • Alex O 3 years ago

    Little Fauci and the Democrats have an arsenal of gain of function variants ready to be deployed as needed. They use these media whores as mouthpieces

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  • Miles 3 years ago

    I’m from the UK and not seen Kimmel in ages. It popped up on my suggestions so had a look. Imagine my surprise when all the jokes were about Conservatives and Trump. SO boring – have these idiots in the lefty circle jerk got nothing else to talk about?! Also, it’s come out that it was indeed refusal to get vaccines that resulted in a pilot shortage and all the flight cancellations so it’s not even factually accurate, either. What trash.

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  • Nolan9 3 years ago

    Why won’t Jimmy make fun of Hunter selling $500K blow paintings, seems comical it would be a funny skit??

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  • Lupco Kotevski 3 years ago

    Biden bans freedom.

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  • Martha Allen 3 years ago

    jimmy, when you stand in front of that one building, it looks like you have a crown on your head. move! you look silly.

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  • alfredo walter gutierrez maldonado 3 years ago

    laughs in Angola (50% of people is poor)

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  • Robert L. Ross 3 years ago

    DOG came up lame?
    Might have to destroy him.
    LMAOOOOOOO!

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  • Bill Toma 3 years ago

    McDonald’s burgers in Europe are smaller than in the USA.

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  • jamie jangula 3 years ago

    I thought this show was cancelled.

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  • Fixed 3 years ago

    Palms on the background are too high.

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  • Grabarz 3 years ago

    You are a puppet who make fun of the Jewish agenda that is being forced on to the world. You a discrase and I don’t no why your channel keeps popping up on my YouTube wall !!!

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