Ted Cruz: The Booger on the Lip of Democracy | The Daily Show

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  • brett neuberger 2 years ago

    Haha…Gross! I’ll never get that dried nasal mucus out of my mind.

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  • mike c 2 years ago

    after reading the comments it sounds like he got voted in by a fraud election HMMM!!! who would even consider this guy and put him on a ballot???

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  • Kitty Hazes 2 years ago

    I Wonder what Ted has to say about this historical piece, done on his life. 🤣🤣

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  • Suzanne Barker 2 years ago

    Simply glorious.

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  • JusKay Brown 2 years ago

    This is so so so so funny

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  • joeye12 2 years ago

    very entertaining could not stop laughing

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  • Atlas Gonzalez 2 years ago

    I’m dying 🤣 that cooked bacon on the barrel wasn’t the only brown nose in the room.

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  • johnsjo009 2 years ago

    Haha
    I am sure this is pay back for Cruz calling Trevor out on twitter.

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  • Johnny Agregaard 2 years ago

    🤮

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  • Denise Foxcroft 2 years ago

    Again no…sis pooh…eating a boogaloo. Pukey!

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  • Marianne Contrino 2 years ago

    I recently read a comment on another video about old Teddy Boy here, that said something along the lines of, “There are two types of people in this world, those who hate Ted Cruz, and Ted Cruz”. And I’ve never loved a comment more.

    *I can’t remember OP’s name, otherwise I’d have listed it. Sorry.

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  • Chon Dominguez 2 years ago

    Lol. But why is he still getting re-elected?

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  • humberto inguanzo 2 years ago

    He is horrible!

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  • Chon Dominguez 2 years ago

    Won’t be missing him at all.

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  • Beau Thompson 2 years ago

    I noticed the 51 that disliked the video did not leave a comment. Wonder why?

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  • J Grajeda 2 years ago

    Disgusting!!

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  • Gail Eastwood 2 years ago

    That was awesome! So true of Cruz, and if he ever thought he’d get to the white house he needs to forget that idea!

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  • Cornelius Thompson 2 years ago

    This country is great again as only idiots can vote for such awful character.

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  • Chon Dominguez 2 years ago

    Lol. Left us in the cold and went to Cancun. Geez. Jack wagon.

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  • Evidencespeaks4u 2 years ago

    A Rudy Giuliani moment.

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  • min 2 years ago

    This man ate my son

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  • jojolouis 2 years ago

    But there’s enough Texans to vote that creep in…..that’s where the problem is!….
    ….Ted Cruz and Trump identifying themselves with William Wallace😳🥴……that alone should make anyone question their fitness for office……but…….it doesn’t
    ( 70 million people voted for that coward🤔)

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  • Lemuel Lomeda 2 years ago

    He looks more like a pimple on the face of humanity 🙂

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  • Ben Lindsay 2 years ago

    When roasting someone becomes a work of art

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  • Captrowdy49 2 years ago

    Sorry I had to stop watching before I lost my lunch. Cancun ted makes me puke.

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  • Dariyoush Shiri 2 years ago

    It’s hard to watch when you’re having breakfast.

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  • Sharam Rock 2 years ago

    I actually started feeling bad for that POS.

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  • mjskillz23 2 years ago

    And he’s a US senator. Lol. What a joke.

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  • Gor eil 2 years ago

    I prefer our president in France to This guy, and I detest our president

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  • Roland Syyles 2 years ago

    Make that title what goes on his gravestone.

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  • Susan MinhTrang Nguyen 2 years ago

    You don’t mess around with Trevor Noah 😂😂😂 His tweet was hilarious when he called Ted Cancun …

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  • J T 2 years ago

    “finally TC found someone who didn’t hate him… which left him NO choice but to marry her”.
    Aw Desy, you’re so mean AND delightful 😉

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  • TomFilz 2 years ago

    How can I “unsee” first 20 seconds?

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  • Directorz Inc Music & Media 2 years ago

    One of the best educational hit pieces ever put together! #bravo

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  • Reanetse Moleleki 2 years ago

    Ted Cruz made the mistake of mentioning Trevor Noah’s name in one of his tweets.

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  • Jima Alex 2 years ago

    That’s the best biography lying Ted can ever get in his miserable life..he better thank the daily show for this😀

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  • Johnny Dez 2 years ago

    This may be the most stirring political expose’ of our generation.

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  • SpiderMark M. 2 years ago

    Hi, just here to coment about how in colombia protestans are being attack, and is really bad, and I see it in Latinoamerican centric facebook and youtube pages but censored and well it kind of worries me how outside of this, I cant find a lot news about the perspective of this in english speaking news, like it seems like someone doesnt let some things trend so, I coment here cause I then to follow trevor noah and will like to hear his perspective on this and at least see that not everything is kind of censored

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  • Kikeordaz Martinez 2 years ago

    He and Trump represent in a very enlightening way what the Republican party is. A flock of vultures sick for power who will do whatever it takes to attain it.

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  • Kisekka Marvin 2 years ago

    Poor Ted Cruz

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  • Chel P 2 years ago

    Ugh gotta wipe the slime of my phone from Rafaels slimy face being on it 😒

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  • V Anderson 2 years ago

    Why would anyone pick a fight with a clever comedian

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  • Ray Carmack 2 years ago

    There has to be lesser A-holes in Texas

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  • Claudia 2 years ago

    This is poetry. Excellent job, Desi.

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  • nah campbell 2 years ago

    yuck made my stomach hurt

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  • StyleStocks 2 years ago

    whats the song at 4:03? couldnt shazam it ..

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  • tom kop 2 years ago

    I knew you had to be dumb to be picked by Republicans but to be an imbecil? I thought even Republicans had standards. Guess i was wrong.

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  • Di BIEN 2 years ago

    ted cruz
    inglorious chapter in american politics

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  • boyvale 2 years ago

    That’s why his constituents love him. Rightwingers would rather be taken advantage of, lied to, or even die, than admit liberals are right about something.

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  • JayBee 2 years ago

    This was brilliantly done.👏🏾 We need more of these!

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  • Pat Laemmrich 2 years ago

    Brilliant!

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  • Joseph Unson 2 years ago

    Mom has been praying for hours for his redemption.

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  • Kathleen Quinlan 2 years ago

    I was waiting for Trevor Noah to make Ted wish he didn’t make that tweet 😂🤣😂🤣

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  • Yan Li 2 years ago

    Awesome!

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  • shamica gray 2 years ago

    Omgoodness. Did u see the size of it?!! And he ate it!!! Ewwwwww!!!!!

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  • Percival Factor 2 years ago

    im just wonderin how come Texans believed and voted for this awful,awful guy.

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  • Annie Warbux 2 years ago

    Wait a minute… he was Born in Canada?? How was he able to run as Candidate for President??

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  • Terry Webb 2 years ago

    If you’ve noticed Ted ‘Cancun Snooze’Cruz likes quoting movie lines. Cause he cant come up with smart ones of his own.

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  • Percival Factor 2 years ago

    even his colleagues and contemporaries hates his guts as a person.Lucifer as Boehner calls him!

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  • Meghan A 2 years ago

    This is my favorite and my week has been made. I have no words and that’s rare. Wonderful work!

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  • 99 Names 2 years ago

    More like a cold sore on the lip of Democracy

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  • Ozine Byamungu 2 years ago

    Lol Amma be honest these memes kinda uncool no cap

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  • El Regulus 2 years ago

    Truly a masterpiece.

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  • Puffy Snowball 2 years ago

    Please make this an hour long special. It’s so satisfying

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  • How to change name? 2 years ago

    Ted is like Mitch now, but he’s actually the B****

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  • Alejandro Cruz 2 years ago

    This is art

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  • Emil Jansson 2 years ago

    Man, he was even pathetic when he was young.

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  • Tzvi Krasner 2 years ago

    Let this be a lesson to everyone. Never start a feud with somebody with their own comedy show. It won’t end well for you.

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  • DJ 2 years ago

    Charisma? More like CHA-RINGEMA

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  • Merc With A Movie Blog 2 years ago

    I still don’t get how he was able to run for president as he wasn’t born in the US

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  • Amber Meridy 2 years ago

    So if I try Trevor on social media then I can get a video…PAUSE. Trevor Noah is a poopy head 😈
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    Please have your people contact my people.

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  • Chris Craft 2 years ago

    Isn’t Cruz that guy who left his dog home alone……to freeze to death in the Texas storm?

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  • Simeon 2 years ago

    This is quite juvenile right?

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  • Gladys Behrens 2 years ago

    Trevor, this 9 minutes of the vile Ted Cruz is PRICELESS!!!!

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  • lordmcfuzz 2 years ago

    I forgot about the machine gun bacon. Anyone worth their salt knows you don’t eat anything that goes into the firing range. Way too much lead dust

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  • J Reve 2 years ago

    Hahaha

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  • Pascal Hermans 2 years ago

    GREAT, even here in Holland we like this 😂

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  • Arjun K.S 2 years ago

    Give it up for Desi Lydic everyone 👏👏👏

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  • Peter S. Nalitolela 2 years ago

    No one could have narrated this better than Desi. Hee voice is just perfect for this peace

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  • karmuppet 2 years ago

    I think he’s going to run for president (of Cuba). That’s why he grew the Castro (or is that a terrorist) beard.

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  • Arc Anon Drum 2 years ago

    *In Texas* Ted Cruz is known as a “Condo Cowboy” which is an abbreviation for “All Hat and No Cattle”.
    I brings up the Voting issue: *Why* did Senator Lindsey Graham win in 2016 when he thought he would lose? Why did Donald Trump (other than vanity) insist that he won *and even the Republicans willing to back his coup d’état were not interested in examining the election results.* Does that sound odd? It should.

    Mitch McConnell and Susan Collins both faced credible opposition that were on top in some Polls, yet Collins and McConnell “won” easily.
    We must do all we can to get rid of Condo Cowboy and the others because they are backed by malevolent interests that don’t like losing.

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  • King of The North 2 years ago

    You guys need to do this more often with these corrupted politicians Lol

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  • Mike Farron 2 years ago

    Wait! So, Ted Cruz filibustered against a change in the status quo by reading a book about how your life can be made better by trying new things? That’s very Ted Cruz of him.

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  • Snehal Shah 2 years ago

    How can I find out what song they used at the ~3:55 minute mark?

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  • 1mespud 2 years ago

    Wow!
    I thought I was watching the Lincoln Project.

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  • Kevin Emerson Bonifacio 2 years ago

    Ted Cruz = awful

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  • Malaika Santa Cruz 2 years ago

    What’s the song they play when he announces his run for president?

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  • Kayla Quinn 2 years ago

    Those first few moments of the video (and the title) are so gross but the rest of the video is genius. 😂

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  • TWSTF 8 2 years ago

    Hahaha “Who, as the creator of Chernobyl, is familiar with toxic disasters”😂🤣😂🤣

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  • Angela McGowan 2 years ago

    Ted cruz messed up when he decided to hit the reply button 😂😅

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  • Agned Hamilton 2 years ago

    Excellent video!!

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  • Bxbx X 2 years ago

    The one and only time i agreed with donald trump.

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  • Colin 2 years ago

    Please jesus lord almighty make this get 1.2 billion views.

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  • Oscar Olvera 2 years ago

    Everyone hates Ted Lying Cruz!

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  • andrew pearce 2 years ago

    Firstly, Spot On!👍👌👍👌👍👌👊👊👊 Secondly………..that had to be one of, no, THE GROSSEST,🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 lead-in and ending to any story….
    ………EVERRRRRRR!

    Keep it up, boet🇿🇦🇿🇦😘😘😘😘😘

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  • Igwe1511 2 years ago

    Is it ok if I watch this twice?

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  • Indigo Wolf 2 years ago

    Gross

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  • Mark Lewis 2 years ago

    lol, but only if he wasn’t adding to the degradation of our country.

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  • linda A 2 years ago

    wow,that was deep and refreshing.

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  • Adrian Babst 2 years ago

    Really, you shouldn’t compare him to lizards. That’s cruel and unusual…to the lizards.

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  • Kristina Beck 2 years ago

    I know he probably deserves it, but this was legit hard to watch.

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  • podracer35 2 years ago

    Mixing up that Yoda quote is unforgivable… I wasn’t expecting to dislike him for a reason related to Star Wars

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  • Harrison Shone 2 years ago

    2:54
    I am never unseeing that

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  • MrJulace 2 years ago

    That was great!
    Nice job!!!

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  • Rowell Acosta 2 years ago

    If there’s one thing we can be thankful to Trump, it’s for how he decimated Ted Cruz and left him a shell of the creature he is.

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  • Peter 2 years ago

    Stealing elections is not democracy. Late night “comedians” are modern court jesters.

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  • Fernando Santos 2 years ago

    This video is like the final rap battle from 8 Mile when Eminem went against Papa Doc. Ted Cruz cannot counter back against Trevor Noah. “Choke choke choke choke choke!”

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  • Eduardo 2 years ago

    Unlikable by family and colleagues, openly hypocritical and eats buggers. The fact that he keeps getting reelected in Texas says more about Texas than the worse HuffPost editorial could publish.

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  • raydoll20 2 2 years ago

    The bogger eating was all I needed to know

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  • Larry Garland 2 years ago

    Ted is proof that aliens came by long ago and mated with a blobfish who thinks too highly of his rank on the food chain!

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  • James Cauley 2 years ago

    I’m. Dying.

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  • Edwin Cruz 2 years ago

    This is so biased

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  • James Cullen 2 years ago

    Can’t believe they didn’t talk about the fact that Ted Cruz pees his pants cause he likes the warm feeling on his legs.

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  • Martha Villegas 2 years ago

    🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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  • Major Wigsplit 2 years ago

    what an interment of ted mcboogers.

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  • MzVirtue ReLoaded 2 years ago

    Funnier because it’s all true! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Worst Nightmare 2 years ago

    How his ex roommate actually came up with a word to describe this thing is quite an accomplishment! Because in reality there are no human words created or spoken yet to describe something so disgusting in everyway. THE MOST HATED NON-POLITICIAN, AND MOST HATED NON-HUMAN-KEEP PRAYING MOM-MANY HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • fassil kiros 2 years ago

    And this weaked Maniac and many others are still Senators after January 6th… It tells a lot about America´s Soul and Amerikkka´s Ghost

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  • akeem green 2 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaha the best

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  • Dallas Soukup 2 years ago

    Desi and klepper should have their own show

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  • Grover Baker 2 years ago

    Well said!!

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  • Virdin Barzey 2 years ago

    If he is soo disliked by everyone, how did he get elected and keep staying elected. Tells you a lot about America.

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  • Tim M 2 years ago

    Oh man, that was hilarious!!! Just heard about this on TYT today. Glad it popped up in my feed!

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  • C. R. 2 years ago

    🤣

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  • Il Duce 2 years ago

    Throwing his children under the bus for his doubtlessly spontaneous trip to Cancun sez it all. #a$$hat

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  • Dave 2 years ago

    In the running my man!! …for worst human ever… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Joe Smith 2 years ago

    Habitual flip flopper

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  • bust6665 2 years ago

    Trevor went (as GW would say) NUCULAR on Cruz.

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  • water and sand 2 years ago

    hahahaha that was great👍🏻👍🏻

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  • E.N. G 2 years ago

    “And then he ate it, as if none of us could see.” 😂😂😂😂😅

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  • Kweku Williams 2 years ago

    Ted Cruz I will never tolerate you abusing star wars.

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  • Cheryl Wilkinson 2 years ago

    The look on his mom’s face doesn’t seem to say I’ve been praying for him for hours, she’s probably praying no one asks her what she really thinks of her son. It may turn out that Al Franken likes Ted more than she does.

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  • Victor Ramirez 2 years ago

    Only in the Republican Party.

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  • jordan jay 2 years ago

    I just show you how this country is run, correct me if I’m wrong. It said that tad was born inCanada but still let him run for president. when Obama was running for president they making a big deal😔🤔

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  • B V 2 years ago

    This is the best thing on YouTube!!!

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  • Creating Your Lifestyle 2 years ago

    Love this!! More Please

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  • Anthony Marquez 2 years ago

    He should have stayed in Canada

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  • Angie Jones 2 years ago

    🤢 gross 🤢

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  • Shiva Capricorn 2 years ago

    He makes Fidel Castro look like Andy Garcia

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  • Rose Crystal 2 years ago

    Noooo why did I have to see the first few seconds before sleeping. This is gonna haunt my nightmares

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  • snowench11 2 years ago

    Gawd this is lame.

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  • Pritthi Anjam 2 years ago

    Does anybody know the song at 4:04?

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  • Phillip Hsieh 2 years ago

    FREED0m!

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  • Teacher John 2 years ago

    That was worthy of Jon Stewart, there is no higher praise I can think of

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  • Cindy K 2 years ago

    Cruz & trump are both just different versions of each other… 🤮

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  • Robert Carr 2 years ago

    He just looks like such a weak man

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  • Ami Bowman 2 years ago

    Wait, didn’t they say he only moved to USA at age 4? He can’t be the president if he’s Canadian, can he? Isn’t that what all the controversy over Obama’s birth certificate was about?

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  • don't Care 2 years ago

    More like an infected boil on the sphincter if America.

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  • Omaaz U.S.A 2 years ago

    An excellent cubano

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  • Eric Youmans 2 years ago

    I like Ted Cruz better than McConnell

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  • CRK Productions 2 years ago

    Nice that was funny.

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  • Deng Colleen 2 years ago

    I love how he looks like a zit

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  • Joe Schmoe 2 years ago

    They had me at someone who microwaves fish.

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  • Paris L’amour 2 years ago

    Cruz must be the most hated, disgusted man in the world. Hated, disgusted more than Trump? Maybe, maybe not.

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  • Homeless Romantic 2 years ago

    I have never watched anything more beautiful.

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  • Blackwingk 2 years ago

    The Most Punchable Face in American Politics today.

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  • Luna Bella Rivera 2 years ago

    Wow 😮 this is a masterpiece👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 the sad thing is that he is still in power spewing lies and creating havoc 🤯

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  • Don P 2 years ago

    LOL!!!! Stoooopid and nauseating at the same time.

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  • Eliot Somers 2 years ago

    All republicans are complete morons

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  • mo ca 2 years ago

    I love how the democrats are already going at the republican presidential candidates for 2024.
    Who is next Ron de Santis.

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  • BINGEBOY 2 years ago

    “The guy that microwaves fish”

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  • kaoko111 2 years ago

    Man, Oliver Stone could not do better political biopic than this one.

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  • An_Highway 2 years ago

    Tad is pure Republican. Never betrayed Republicans.

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  • shelley king 2 years ago

    Keep swallowing, Ted.

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  • j 2 years ago

    imagine having to escape a dangerous, excessively ambitious, regime naturally destined to fade, only to father a son that that then is a tool for a dangerous, excessively ambitious, ]regime naturally destined to fade. oh, life; your ironies are wondrous and many, and that is why I will always admire you and cherish you. keep on keeping on.

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  • Black Spider 2 years ago

    you asked for it, teddy.

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  • Joshua Mccallum 2 years ago

    MMMMM machine gun bacon….. Fires semi automatic rifle. Wannabe hicks are funny up until the racist undertones start seeping through.

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  • Joshua P 2 years ago

    This needed more about his lack of meaningful legislative action.

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  • Bree Farren 2 years ago

    They absolutely need to make more of these on more Republicans. It is too perfect…

    Quiz question, who is this quote about and who said it?

    “I think he’s going to go down. I think a guy can’t be – I’m a Christian – but you know [he] holds up the Bible and then he lies about so many things.”
    a. A CNN guest commentator on Trump
    b. Trump on Ted Cruz

    (b is correct, ironically)

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  • Cody Aldmon 2 years ago

    As a proud and true son of Texas ….

    All I can do is apologize to the rest of the union.

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  • Millennial Seeker 2 years ago

    Wake Up Call: The world is affected by what America does or does not do. The republican’ts want to drive America backwards. That is what they have done. That seems to be all they can do. Trump is a stone cold subversive republican’t loser. Beware of fake news like Fox! America deserves better. Support a brighter better future for America — for our kids and our grand kids!

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  • XeoX XciX 2 years ago

    The best invention in politics was the guillotine, not laws. So let’s make laws too keep these kinds of people out of government

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  • Twylla Brown 2 years ago

    Ok. I remember Cruz running for President. But, I don’t know him. Can’t like him. Can’t hate him. I can wonder where he is, though.

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  • Justin Wilkens 2 years ago

    Wow

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  • Not telling you my name 2 years ago

    I bailed when he ate it

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  • André Calatré 2 years ago

    Why did I watch this while eating breakfast? 🤢

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  • Alpha Bravo 149 2 years ago

    He was born in Canada…how is he eligible to run for POTUS?

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  • black wolf 2 years ago

    how do they ever get t work with our government?……..this is america ????

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  • black wolf 2 years ago

    E X C E L L E N T ! !

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  • Emil S 2 years ago

    Ted Cruz is so nasty

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