From kissing Trump’s ass to swallowing his own boogers, this is The Daily Show-ography of Ted Cruz. #DailyShow #TedCruz #TheDailyShowography
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From kissing Trump’s ass to swallowing his own boogers, this is The Daily Show-ography of Ted Cruz. #DailyShow #TedCruz #TheDailyShowography
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after reading the comments it sounds like he got voted in by a fraud election HMMM!!! who would even consider this guy and put him on a ballot???
ReplySimply glorious.
ReplyThis is so so so so funny
Replyvery entertaining could not stop laughing
ReplyHaha
ReplyI am sure this is pay back for Cruz calling Trevor out on twitter.
Again no…sis pooh…eating a boogaloo. Pukey!
ReplyI recently read a comment on another video about old Teddy Boy here, that said something along the lines of, “There are two types of people in this world, those who hate Ted Cruz, and Ted Cruz”. And I’ve never loved a comment more.
*I can’t remember OP’s name, otherwise I’d have listed it. Sorry.
ReplyLol. But why is he still getting re-elected?
ReplyHe is horrible!
ReplyI noticed the 51 that disliked the video did not leave a comment. Wonder why?
ReplyDisgusting!!
ReplyThis country is great again as only idiots can vote for such awful character.
ReplyLol. Left us in the cold and went to Cancun. Geez. Jack wagon.
ReplyA Rudy Giuliani moment.
ReplyThis man ate my son
ReplyHe looks more like a pimple on the face of humanity 🙂
ReplyWhen roasting someone becomes a work of art
ReplySorry I had to stop watching before I lost my lunch. Cancun ted makes me puke.
ReplyIt’s hard to watch when you’re having breakfast.
ReplyI actually started feeling bad for that POS.
ReplyI prefer our president in France to This guy, and I detest our president
ReplyMake that title what goes on his gravestone.
Reply“finally TC found someone who didn’t hate him… which left him NO choice but to marry her”.
ReplyAw Desy, you’re so mean AND delightful 😉
How can I “unsee” first 20 seconds?
ReplyOne of the best educational hit pieces ever put together! #bravo
ReplyTed Cruz made the mistake of mentioning Trevor Noah’s name in one of his tweets.
ReplyThis may be the most stirring political expose’ of our generation.
ReplyHi, just here to coment about how in colombia protestans are being attack, and is really bad, and I see it in Latinoamerican centric facebook and youtube pages but censored and well it kind of worries me how outside of this, I cant find a lot news about the perspective of this in english speaking news, like it seems like someone doesnt let some things trend so, I coment here cause I then to follow trevor noah and will like to hear his perspective on this and at least see that not everything is kind of censored
ReplyHe and Trump represent in a very enlightening way what the Republican party is. A flock of vultures sick for power who will do whatever it takes to attain it.
ReplyPoor Ted Cruz
ReplyWhy would anyone pick a fight with a clever comedian
ReplyThere has to be lesser A-holes in Texas
ReplyThis is poetry. Excellent job, Desi.
Replyyuck made my stomach hurt
Replywhats the song at 4:03? couldnt shazam it ..
ReplyI knew you had to be dumb to be picked by Republicans but to be an imbecil? I thought even Republicans had standards. Guess i was wrong.
Replyted cruz
Replyinglorious chapter in american politics
That’s why his constituents love him. Rightwingers would rather be taken advantage of, lied to, or even die, than admit liberals are right about something.
ReplyBrilliant!
ReplyMom has been praying for hours for his redemption.
ReplyAwesome!
ReplyOmgoodness. Did u see the size of it?!! And he ate it!!! Ewwwwww!!!!!
Replyim just wonderin how come Texans believed and voted for this awful,awful guy.
ReplyWait a minute… he was Born in Canada?? How was he able to run as Candidate for President??
ReplyIf you’ve noticed Ted ‘Cancun Snooze’Cruz likes quoting movie lines. Cause he cant come up with smart ones of his own.
Replyeven his colleagues and contemporaries hates his guts as a person.Lucifer as Boehner calls him!
ReplyThis is my favorite and my week has been made. I have no words and that’s rare. Wonderful work!
ReplyMore like a cold sore on the lip of Democracy
ReplyLol Amma be honest these memes kinda uncool no cap
ReplyTruly a masterpiece.
ReplyTed is like Mitch now, but he’s actually the B****
ReplyThis is art
ReplyMan, he was even pathetic when he was young.
ReplyLet this be a lesson to everyone. Never start a feud with somebody with their own comedy show. It won’t end well for you.
ReplyCharisma? More like CHA-RINGEMA
ReplyIsn’t Cruz that guy who left his dog home alone……to freeze to death in the Texas storm?
ReplyThis is quite juvenile right?
ReplyTrevor, this 9 minutes of the vile Ted Cruz is PRICELESS!!!!
ReplyI forgot about the machine gun bacon. Anyone worth their salt knows you don’t eat anything that goes into the firing range. Way too much lead dust
ReplyHahaha
ReplyNo one could have narrated this better than Desi. Hee voice is just perfect for this peace
ReplyI think he’s going to run for president (of Cuba). That’s why he grew the Castro (or is that a terrorist) beard.
ReplyYou guys need to do this more often with these corrupted politicians Lol
ReplyWait! So, Ted Cruz filibustered against a change in the status quo by reading a book about how your life can be made better by trying new things? That’s very Ted Cruz of him.
ReplyHow can I find out what song they used at the ~3:55 minute mark?
ReplyWow!
ReplyI thought I was watching the Lincoln Project.
Ted Cruz = awful
ReplyWhat’s the song they play when he announces his run for president?
ReplyExcellent video!!
ReplyThe one and only time i agreed with donald trump.
ReplyPlease jesus lord almighty make this get 1.2 billion views.
ReplyEveryone hates Ted Lying Cruz!
ReplyIs it ok if I watch this twice?
ReplyGross
Replylol, but only if he wasn’t adding to the degradation of our country.
Replywow,that was deep and refreshing.
ReplyReally, you shouldn’t compare him to lizards. That’s cruel and unusual…to the lizards.
ReplyI know he probably deserves it, but this was legit hard to watch.
ReplyMixing up that Yoda quote is unforgivable… I wasn’t expecting to dislike him for a reason related to Star Wars
Reply2:54
ReplyI am never unseeing that
That was great!
ReplyNice job!!!
If there’s one thing we can be thankful to Trump, it’s for how he decimated Ted Cruz and left him a shell of the creature he is.
ReplyThis video is like the final rap battle from 8 Mile when Eminem went against Papa Doc. Ted Cruz cannot counter back against Trevor Noah. “Choke choke choke choke choke!”
ReplyUnlikable by family and colleagues, openly hypocritical and eats buggers. The fact that he keeps getting reelected in Texas says more about Texas than the worse HuffPost editorial could publish.
ReplyThe bogger eating was all I needed to know
ReplyTed is proof that aliens came by long ago and mated with a blobfish who thinks too highly of his rank on the food chain!
ReplyI’m. Dying.
ReplyThis is so biased
Replywhat an interment of ted mcboogers.
ReplyHow his ex roommate actually came up with a word to describe this thing is quite an accomplishment! Because in reality there are no human words created or spoken yet to describe something so disgusting in everyway. THE MOST HATED NON-POLITICIAN, AND MOST HATED NON-HUMAN-KEEP PRAYING MOM-MANY HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyHahahahahahahaha the best
ReplyDesi and klepper should have their own show
ReplyWell said!!
ReplyIf he is soo disliked by everyone, how did he get elected and keep staying elected. Tells you a lot about America.
ReplyOh man, that was hilarious!!! Just heard about this on TYT today. Glad it popped up in my feed!
ReplyThrowing his children under the bus for his doubtlessly spontaneous trip to Cancun sez it all. #a$$hat
ReplyHabitual flip flopper
ReplyTrevor went (as GW would say) NUCULAR on Cruz.
ReplyTed Cruz I will never tolerate you abusing star wars.
ReplyThe look on his mom’s face doesn’t seem to say I’ve been praying for him for hours, she’s probably praying no one asks her what she really thinks of her son. It may turn out that Al Franken likes Ted more than she does.
ReplyOnly in the Republican Party.
ReplyThis is the best thing on YouTube!!!
ReplyLove this!! More Please
ReplyHe should have stayed in Canada
ReplyHe makes Fidel Castro look like Andy Garcia
ReplyNoooo why did I have to see the first few seconds before sleeping. This is gonna haunt my nightmares
ReplyGawd this is lame.
ReplyDoes anybody know the song at 4:04?
ReplyFREED0m!
ReplyThat was worthy of Jon Stewart, there is no higher praise I can think of
ReplyHe just looks like such a weak man
ReplyWait, didn’t they say he only moved to USA at age 4? He can’t be the president if he’s Canadian, can he? Isn’t that what all the controversy over Obama’s birth certificate was about?
ReplyMore like an infected boil on the sphincter if America.
ReplyAn excellent cubano
ReplyI like Ted Cruz better than McConnell
ReplyNice that was funny.
ReplyI love how he looks like a zit
ReplyThey had me at someone who microwaves fish.
ReplyCruz must be the most hated, disgusted man in the world. Hated, disgusted more than Trump? Maybe, maybe not.
ReplyI have never watched anything more beautiful.
ReplyThe Most Punchable Face in American Politics today.
ReplyLOL!!!! Stoooopid and nauseating at the same time.
ReplyAll republicans are complete morons
ReplyI love how the democrats are already going at the republican presidential candidates for 2024.
ReplyWho is next Ron de Santis.
Man, Oliver Stone could not do better political biopic than this one.
ReplyTad is pure Republican. Never betrayed Republicans.
ReplyKeep swallowing, Ted.
Replyimagine having to escape a dangerous, excessively ambitious, regime naturally destined to fade, only to father a son that that then is a tool for a dangerous, excessively ambitious, ]regime naturally destined to fade. oh, life; your ironies are wondrous and many, and that is why I will always admire you and cherish you. keep on keeping on.
Replyyou asked for it, teddy.
ReplyMMMMM machine gun bacon….. Fires semi automatic rifle. Wannabe hicks are funny up until the racist undertones start seeping through.
ReplyThis needed more about his lack of meaningful legislative action.
ReplyAs a proud and true son of Texas ….
All I can do is apologize to the rest of the union.
ReplyWake Up Call: The world is affected by what America does or does not do. The republican’ts want to drive America backwards. That is what they have done. That seems to be all they can do. Trump is a stone cold subversive republican’t loser. Beware of fake news like Fox! America deserves better. Support a brighter better future for America — for our kids and our grand kids!
ReplyThe best invention in politics was the guillotine, not laws. So let’s make laws too keep these kinds of people out of government
ReplyOk. I remember Cruz running for President. But, I don’t know him. Can’t like him. Can’t hate him. I can wonder where he is, though.
ReplyWow
ReplyI bailed when he ate it
ReplyHe was born in Canada…how is he eligible to run for POTUS?
Replyhow do they ever get t work with our government?……..this is america ????
ReplyE X C E L L E N T ! !
ReplyTed Cruz is so nasty
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