In honor of Ted Cruz, the Late Show presents: traditional space shanties. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpen
is everyone in america a moron? sweet mother of good
😂😂😂😂😂 I’m WHEEEEEEZING!!!!!
He must have watched “Treasure Planet”, labelling it as the best documentary he has ever watched/believed…😅
Someone should have allowed these GOP nuts to play with Star Trek toys as kids, the most they might be threatened by from outerspace is a big stone, probably being fired by a catapult from Mars. 😂😂😂
But aren’t the Chinese and Russians actually hacking satellites and doing pirating type activities in space now? The government says they are even under Obama they said they were. So why is this funny?
*”In space at least no one can hear Ted Cruz speak.”*
If *only* that was the case here on Earth! 🌎🌍🌏
Barnacle Ted Cruz – the Cling On (aka Space Piracy of the High C’s)
Ted Cruz, was keen on space piracy, arrr But many thought that he had gone too farrr When he grew a long beard That was orange; that’s weird And jolly rogering seaman Bill Barrr
Teddy has it all wrong. It’s not the Space Pirates you got to worry about. It’s the Spaceballs, because when they show up, oh sh**. There goes the planet. 😉😂😂😂😂😂😂
QUICK, CALL SAMUS ARAN OR FOX MCCLOUD!
What the fuck is it with politicians from Texas? Louie Gohmert from Texas claims there are “Terror Babies”! He believes there are actual terrorists in this country who are Babies! And Ted Cruz believes in Space Pirates?
Actually, there is gravity in space.
THANOS IS REAL!!!!
On behalf of all Texans, I appologize for our uhh… blobfish’s death wails, I swear he’s doing his best human impression
TG that Space Force is coming.
I’ve been a space pirate for years. Not my fault the planet’s breaker’s yards never seem to find a transtemporal flow inhibitor and get me back up there.
😅😅😅😅😅 What a joke !! Space pirates! It simply shows how the so called (elites) see us (the nation) as a bunch of idiotes, That would believe every thing coming out if their mounths. And i m not a USA citizen.
This reminds me of the song ‘Pirate Krong’ by Future Folk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9UTqWOPqeI
Those be Hash Mugs!!!
Somebody call Spike Spiegel!
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