Ted Cruz Says There Are Space Pirates… Ye Be Warned!

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Published on May 18, 2019

In honor of Ted Cruz, the Late Show presents: traditional space shanties. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpen

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20 comments

  • JCS 1 month ago

    is everyone in america a moron? sweet mother of good

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  • Aury LaChai 1 month ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I’m WHEEEEEEZING!!!!!

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  • George Dunn 1 month ago

    Aarrr!

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  • mrSongSOOah 1 month ago

    He must have watched “Treasure Planet”, labelling it as the best documentary he has ever watched/believed…πŸ˜…

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  • catalinacurio 1 month ago

    Someone should have allowed these GOP nuts to play with Star Trek toys as kids, the most they might be threatened by from outerspace is a big stone, probably being fired by a catapult from Mars. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Bryce Cheng 1 month ago

    But aren’t the Chinese and Russians actually hacking satellites and doing pirating type activities in space now? The government says they are even under Obama they said they were. So why is this funny?

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  • Amethyst 1 month ago

    *”In space at least no one can hear Ted Cruz speak.”*

    If *only* that was the case here on Earth! 🌎🌍🌏

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 1 month ago

    Barnacle Ted Cruz – the Cling On (aka Space Piracy of the High C’s)

    Ted Cruz, was keen on space piracy, arrr
    But many thought that he had gone too farrr
    When he grew a long beard
    That was orange; that’s weird
    And jolly rogering seaman Bill Barrr

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  • Mistress Jen 1 month ago

    Teddy has it all wrong. It’s not the Space Pirates you got to worry about. It’s the Spaceballs, because when they show up, oh sh**. There goes the planet. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Paul B 1 month ago

    QUICK, CALL SAMUS ARAN OR FOX MCCLOUD!

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  • theylied1776 1 month ago

    What the fuck is it with politicians from Texas? Louie Gohmert from Texas claims there are “Terror Babies”! He believes there are actual terrorists in this country who are Babies! And Ted Cruz believes in Space Pirates?

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  • Jf H 1 month ago

    Actually, there is gravity in space.

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  • javiel villa 1 month ago

    THANOS IS REAL!!!!

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  • Psyconaught Gaming 1 month ago

    On behalf of all Texans, I appologize for our uhh… blobfish’s death wails, I swear he’s doing his best human impression

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  • Francis Srečko Fabian 1 month ago

    TG that Space Force is coming.

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  • Captain Anopheles 1 month ago

    I’ve been a space pirate for years. Not my fault the planet’s breaker’s yards never seem to find a transtemporal flow inhibitor and get me back up there.

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  • ghg5 bab5 1 month ago

    πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
    What a joke !! Space pirates! It simply shows how the so called (elites) see us (the nation) as a bunch of idiotes, That would believe every thing coming out if their mounths.
    And i m not a USA citizen.

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  • kizilod 1 month ago

    This reminds me of the song ‘Pirate Krong’ by Future Folk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9UTqWOPqeI

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  • Bart W van Assen 1 month ago

    Those be Hash Mugs!!!

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  • Comrade Dictaku 1 month ago

    Somebody call Spike Spiegel!

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