As Sen. Ted Cruz records a photo op at the border, a Swamp Thing rises from the water and expresses its disgust.
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Clip air date 3/29/2021
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Unflushable toilet clog
Reply☝️😳Is this what the dustbin of the Actor Studio look like🙄?
ReplyWhat a POS.
ReplyHey look its Ted cosplaying as a tough guy!
Reply😆 Love Ted Cruz, hanging out in the bushes in the dark, saying “The cartels are right over there! You can’t see ‘em or hear ‘em, but, believe me, but they’re over there”’ 🤥
ReplyGrossly Man!
ReplySuch a repulsive coward.
ReplyTed is so easy to made fun of. I am pretty even his kids make fun of him. The guy just makes himself the easiest target.
ReplyTed + Cruz = Pathetic
ReplyWhat a skit that was! (Did he leave out the little green men? And Bigfoot?)
ReplyNow how in the hell does he know for sure the people across were cartel members😂😂 this guy is so full of it, there’s one thing I know for sure is that his ignorant base will believe everything he is saying
ReplyI can’t understand how Cruz can live with himself. Seriously: how can someone with his self-respect in the minus, still put on a suit and vomit his BS?
Reply“A muck-encrusted mockery of a man,” meets the Swamp Thing.
Do one where John Constantine calls Cruz “a bleedin’ wanker” and my life will be complete.
ReplyStop joking around
Replyshow his clips from detention centre aka “This is not a zoo”.
If dog sh-t could walk and talk it would be called Ted Cruze.
ReplyFilming this in the daytime would lend credibility. But then…….. Ted Cruz
Reply“Serial killer on the side, bait and tackle shop owner in the front.” Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris.
ReplyIs Ted Cruz vacationing in the swamp now?
ReplyTed, go to bed.
ReplyFled Cruz got lost on the way to Cancun, I see.
ReplyThis guy is a boob.
ReplyMy baloney has a first name….it’s T E D….
ReplyMy baloney has a 2nd name…it’s C R U Zzzz.
What a crock of shire that man is..
Seriously I feel for his children.
So he basically just saw ppl , or didn’t even see anyone … and goes on Camera saying they are sex traffickers!?
Why weren’t they arrested … he just let them go and stayed in harms way fuck outta here with that
ReplyWhat if they are Scouts for the cartel and they see him skulking about in the bushes and they put a bullet through his head….
Replyhe be out there acting like he got some Authority over drug dealers.
He out his got damn mind
Oh my gay god! Ted Cruz is such a disgusting individual.
Reply“there are bad people over there… you can’t see them.. but trust me… i wouldn’t lie about such a thing!”
ReplyLet’s all not forget that Ted Cruz himself is not a native born American.
ReplyHe’s from Canada.
You used to be funny
ReplyDrain the “Sewers Canal” …the problem is in “Debasement” we need the “Assumpt-pump” working 24-7 or “Grandma’s a gonner”…y’know what i mean r.m.s…?
ReplyFrom the clown who calls everything else theater.
ReplyLook more like an obstacle at Mare A Lago golf club than the Rio Grande.
ReplyLol leave it to Colbert to want to toon out the news now that it makes Biden look bad? Where’s all the sympathy for the kids in cages? When trump did it Colbert is all over him… Where is he now that Biden is doing the exact same thing except worse? Colbert wants to toon out the news because it doesn’t fit his agenda. He is a reprehensible scumbag. #cancelcolbert
ReplyWas he just on the other side of the border a few week ago enjoying himself with Mexicans? This shows you how racist works…..as long as the racist benefits or things are on their term, it is all good!!! But when it is not, then they pull out all the hate, misinformation and mistreatment of people!!!
ReplySpooging Out the News — Ted Cruz caught slappin’ the bishop behind the reeds
ReplyThis guy is such a dog,can’t believe some Americans fall for this crap
ReplySwamp Thing’s new archenemy, The Moronic Man.
ReplyThat giant P wouldn’t be that close to any threat. That’s probably his back yard or a field he found. Can he just disappear already one less Texas ass hole to be running Texans.
ReplyTed ” The Possum” Cruz
ReplyCruz is really embracing the tv evangelistic preaching and populist approach that Trump brought forth,..
ReplyThat’s definitely Broke-back Mountain.
ReplyLol I wish a big crock would have visited him for some fun!!
Reply…and that ladies and gentlemen is a so-called senator…
Reply😂😂😂
That’s funny because it wasn’t so disgusting over there when you were flying there for vacation
ReplyLame
ReplyTed needs to mow his lawn.
ReplyIncredible this guy is a senator
ReplyWhy does Cruz look like he’s making an audition reel for a Nature Show Host, by espousing derogatory remarks about humans within earshot? Is he ambitious, looking for a legup and an early start on the competition for Trump’s Moralless Media platform?
Is there a secret tryouts campaign that Ted was invited to? Invitation received by anonymous trophy kill delivery, after his freeze the family’s Snowflake attempted poodle assassination, (in-the-family) initiation, the whole leave the nation in crises was acting.
Cruz thinks he’ll be rewarded for running virtually all virtue aground, and taking it in the canal, all to become a T-fluencer!?
This is all a diversion from the stateside cartels running Florida, and have the Southern Border states against a very fine wall/fence.
ReplyShame shame shame
ReplyI love how people who shit on Mexico 247, are always trying to vacation in Mexico, Cancun Cruz
ReplyHe’s a damned swamp creature himself 🤮🤮
ReplyIt looks like stephen is fan of dc
ReplyCrocodile Cruz
ReplyTed can tell from their flashlights that they’re “cartel members”? What a f’n tool.
ReplyI suppose the MAGA morons will fall for it – which is what he’s counting on.
Translated from the Spanish, the hecklers were yelling “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!”
ReplyAs if he would be standing there if there was cartell people on the other side…
ReplyTed Cruz reporting from inside his heart.
ReplyTed Cruz needs to stop acting like he’s Rambo. My 10 year old nephew could kick his ass
ReplyTed Cruz in his natural habitat; a swamp covered in slime and lies.
ReplyKeep on loving one another as brothers and sisters. Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it.
Hebrews 13:1-2
ReplyThat was Boeder Patrol trolling YOU
ReplyPosturing like AOC. Politicians are worthless.
ReplyHe can tell they are guilty just by looking at them
ReplySuch a tool…
ReplyPerfect example of an irrelevant human. Is he practising to come across as real?
Replythey all look so ridiculous playing the strong man…
ReplyWhy didn’t they show the flash lights and the so call drug cartel taunting them. The only thing he heard was the bull 💩 coming out of his mouth and @$$ Rafael aka Grandpa Munster. 😵
ReplyTed if Mexico is so malo why go there?? Que alguien me explique!!!😄😅😂🤣
ReplyThey were all lying Ted’s buddies wanting him to come home to the ritz..
ReplyTed Cruz pointing to the obvious as always. Ted Cruz has still to point towards any solutions. Isn’t Ted Cruz a civil servant? The drug war incentivizes risk taking entrepreneurs in Mexico and around the world to import illicit drugs to american households related to the same politicians who support the 🇺🇸 drug war. Convenient…
ReplyHe’s so outraged at migrants crossing the border, not so much at kids in cages
ReplyThe libs jumped on the border crises when Trump took over but now want to ignore it during the Biden administration! The kids are still in pens but now that’s acceptable!!!!!
ReplyWaiting for the Velociraptor to pounce…
ReplyHuman traffickers these are children and parents moving to a safe place, but you could care less Cruz cause they are poor looking to raise their children in a safe place and Cruz maybe you should research your family history for your family was a migrant also at one time and you do not have not one bone of humanitarian concern for the people this is what our country was built on not the kkk or white supremacy so let’s get it right take a moment and put yourself in their shoes it really could be your family
ReplyDEFINITELY MORE DISGUSTING!
ReplyThat fuzzy slob is complaining about the exact same things that existed during the past 4 years under the Orange Menace. If he was so bothered why did he wait so long? Could it be politics? Could it be he’s hoping everyone will forget about the good job Biden is doing with the Pandemic or the $1,400 stimulus check? Answer: YES
ReplyGreat cameo by Stephen Miller.
ReplyWant a wander.
Replythe swamp thing would actually be welcoming tedious ted back home
ReplyPolitics make some people insane. This is one.
ReplyThe comment section is filled with the most vile and toxic comments I have ever read. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
ReplyBorder crisis. Flys to Mexico. Dumb @$$
ReplyI don’t blame Ted Cruz. I got my second Pfizer dose and I’m doing an extended Spring Break in Mexico while avoiding nasty, COVID infected U.S.A.
Then again, I’m not responsible for the well-being of an entire state so…🤷🏽♂️
Replywhy is he golfing at night and how did he get into the hazard so deep?
ReplyHilarious
Replydid he find al capone’s vault?
ReplyThe man is known for having no spine. There is not one ounce of me that beleives he would put himself in a scenario where there was a risk of him coming across actual cartel activity.
ReplyIs Ted trying to emulate Sir David Attenborough?
ReplyCruz has absolutely no credibility after his last stunt running away from his state while texans where fighting for survival…I never ever want to hear a word out of his mouth such a coward & a lier .
ReplyPerfect time for a crocodile attack.
ReplyI love how Ted says all this shit but then doesn’t realize that people are gonna call him out for not doing anything about it if he’s seeing it RIGHT THERE.
ReplyCruz’s wife is giving him one last chance to make her First Lady. Otherwise, she will evoke their prenuptial. It’s enough he didn’t defend her. She’s ticked off.
ReplyTed Cruz is another Geraldo Hernandez, empty coffin seeker.
ReplyHe really needs to mow his lawn.
ReplyStill trying to sneak into Cancun, Teddy?
ReplyGo to Cancun and stay there, hypocrite!
ReplyProbably near some creek
ReplySwamp Thing needs to become a regular. Maybe he’d like to visit the swamps around Mar A Largo.
ReplyIs this another example of “selective deleting” of comments? I wrote nothing harsh but my comments have disappeared! If I’m incorrect then I apologize.
I will just simply say as always thanks TOTN Team! No thank YouTube!
ReplyAaaaaaw, I’m soooo dis-a-point-ed! I was hoping for something around the Insurrectionist’s recent rants. His response to getting sucker-punched by Birx and crashing the wedding at Mar-a-lago is comedy-gold. Reports says he even wondered aloud if Biden misses him. And we know the answer to that one: https://youtu.be/kX8CuuexOZQ
Replyexploiting human suffering, a cruz rubio SENATE priority
ReplyIs there one good republican that ain’t a corrupt piece of of garbage how do they let these criminals in office
ReplyWhat a Low Life! Where was he when Trump had kids in cages & bodies stacked? On VACATION?
Replyamerica always show herself as good country care about human rights and stuff and other countries are bad : mexico, iran, china, russia and more
ReplyWhy is Ted Cacun so upset about the boarder all of a sudden. He hasnt said much about it for the last four years.
ReplyHE IS MORE DISGUSTING THAN THE SWAMP
ReplyNigel Farage did the same kind of stupid piss poor stunt in the UK. It’s pathetic the way these morons lie just to stay relevant.
ReplyDo cartel members wear uniforms or something? How does he know the people he saw were in a cartel?
ReplyDo we just ignore the 100,000 border jumpers from last month alone so we can make fun of Ted Cruz?
Reply*Reads through comments*
Yep, no problem here, this is fine.
Oh America. Your lawmakers are livestreaming from a swamp in the middle of the night convinced that immigrants are taunting them from across the border. How far you’ve fallen lmao.
ReplyTed Cruz was born in Canada so he knows about crossing the border and coming to the USA to work.
ReplyWhy don’t you just admit your border security and policies are completely fucked up.
ReplyAlec holland: hero to the environment, worthy of the white lantern ring, eater of fish poop
ReplyMore disgusting than fish poop. That’s our Teddy!
ReplyIf rich people stopped buying drugs from these cartels, there would not be any cartels!
ReplyRenew swamp thing it would be perfect for HBO max we just need the right network also the green hell every parliament would order their avatars to kill him just to bond at this point that is how much we hate cruz
ReplyCancun “Colon Climber” Cruz is at it again. He does like warm places, isn’t it nice that when he draws his last breath he will be at another place very warm!
ReplyTURD Cruz is a giant mud fish.
ReplyI bet he doesn’t tip when he vacations in Cancun.
ReplyYou’re all trash pretending Stephen Colbert is even a comedian
ReplySwamp Thing is more human-like than Cruz.
ReplyWhat is the matter dnt like seeing how bad biden has screwed up the border and Mr potato head is jus getting started at screwing everything up
ReplyCancruz
Replythis would be hilarious if there wasnt human suffering happening at the border. caused by the democrats caging children and ripping them away from their parents.
ReplyThe is never a 12 foot alligator when you need one
Reply🤔weird double standard when he is an illegal Swamp Thing himself🤣 isn’t he from Cuba nalgas negras with a little boat on his forhead!?
ReplyHow come Ted wasn’t armed with an AR-15, he could have shot the bad guys, he already knows who they are.
ReplyWeak as Texass piss!!!
Darn i wanted swamp thing to take away. He runs away from his state is freezing. His a🥚🐥….so he should just shut his mouth. He talks like his Boss the Orange swamp thing😂😂👏👏
ReplyThese children and those trafficking isn’t a “stunt”, it’s a disaster.
ReplyZoom back and Ted is at the bottom of his own garden.
ReplyWho would win in a bare knuckle match Ted Cruz or Rand Paul?
ReplyTed Cruz this ain’t no Baywatch Nights, take your ol a** home.
ReplyIs that really how he did this photo op ? Pointing at the darkness, looking at nothing and saying there’s a drug cartel “over there” ?
Reply🙄Monster？👏🏻😹
ReplyTo be honest…that swamp monster is a credible source compared to Ted Wuss aka “Cruz”.
ReplyDid anyone else notice that he’s wearing a tuxedo or some other satiny vest to do his “investigative reporting”? I haven’t seen his whole “documentary” but isn’t it also weird that they’re using such bright lights if they’re really at border, wouldn’t they be using night vision or cameras that are meant for low light? Also notice that his other hand never comes into frame?
My guess is that he’s really hanging out at the back edge of a hotel/resort’s landscaping after attending an event of some sort. I betcha that someone has the zoomed out footage this on their iPhone and he’s holding a cocktail in the hand that you can’t see.
ReplyWhat an idiote hhhhhhh
ReplyWrong way to Cancun Terd
ReplySo, he’s sure that they are human traffickers because after they cut the cameras he flashlight signals his order.
ReplyI’m from Houston Texas and he is no Latino brother of mine . Cruz is such a hypocrite. There is an immigration problem obviously but when trump was in off he didn’t give a fuk . It’s just a photo opp .
Replyawwww the liberals here are raging 😂😂😂😂
ReplyLol how do you know who it is on the other side
ReplyWasn’t gross when democrats did it… lots of hypocrites in this country..
You all have these kids locked up in cages
ReplyIf it’s human suffering then maybe they shouldn’t be walking here and they should go home. The left just trying to use bad comedy to cover for the huge mistakes of this administration just 3 months into his fake presidency
ReplyActually…I believe he was hoping to score some reefer. 😆
ReplyI see Ted Cruz has been studying Alex Jones style of reporting.
ReplyThis where are you want to Mexico !
ReplyCruz is so disgusting he just might be the front runner for maga republican 2024
Replycruz is a block of rancid Roquefort cheese come to life.
ReplyCartel members or Human Traffickers, which one Ted? The rascism Ted spews is so disgusting. He might be ahead of Mitch Mcconnell for vilest person in the Senate.
ReplyEveryone should go out to their backyards and do a similar “border patrol video.” … I will the last time I was out there I didn’t see one migrant. Maybe there isn’t a problem they don’t seem to be crossing from where I looked.
ReplyWow, lying
ReplyWhy is Cruz wearing a tuxedo vest in the ‘jungle’
Reply(At any sporting event with Mark) “Lets leave before the last inning (In order to avoid crowds of people who will passively comment that I am a slaver and reptoid and it HURTS MY FEELINGS)”
Replyand i thought Ted IS the Swamp Thing.
ReplyTexans don’t like Californians but they like Ted Cruz???
ReplyTeddy is looking for traffickers, he is waiting for his order that he placed on vacation.
ReplyFish poop provides a vital part of the food chain that helps feed smaller creatures that then help feed fish and then feed people thus making it more valuable then ted cruz
ReplySheep
ReplySo they were yelling and waving flashlights except for the exact moment that he was filming…..
ReplyRepublicans have descended into cosplaying out their version of hoped for reality
ReplyRaphael Ted Cruz was born in Canada from Cuban decent, he believes he is white man, he doesn’t believe to be a Latino. Ted Cruz is a Canadian man living in Texas. He is supposedly representing Latino interest in Texas. Texas has 38% latino population, about 35% of them of Mexican decent. He was ready for a coup d’etat in the United States, just like his fellow county man and childhood idol Fidel Castro. He also heavyly supported to build a wall to the neighbor Mexico. Ted Cruz needs to be flipped in the next election. Texas doesn’t need a gusano in a land that used to be Mexican. Texans-Mexican let’s flip this Canadian for a Texas born from Mexican decent. Let s go Texas!
ReplyYouTube deleting dislikes again.
ReplyCruz is fighting for whats right.
ReplyDISGUSTING lives matter too!
ReplyCancun Cruz, what a doof!!
ReplyWho’s been taunting who?
ReplyThe Evil greedy Cabal is getting sucked down the swamp drain!! Evil never wins in the end!!! The end is near ✝️♥️✝️🙏✝️
ReplyToo bad alligators wasn’t in that area.
ReplyLove how liberals always use comedy and comedians when they get exposed!! If a swamp man parody makes you feel better about the worthless president we have go ahead!!
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