Ted Cruz Could Go Further To The Right

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Published on May 12, 2016

Ted Cruz’s parking job conveys a certain d-bag sais quoi… and reminds Stephen of that first time he did a thing that’s now legal in Colorado.

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24 comments

  • кгб слава 4 years ago

    ☣☢ҜGБՏԹΨ☢☣

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  • LazarheaD 4 years ago

    What a nice story…

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  • 747caveman747 4 years ago

    Who the fuck parks a car like that?

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  • lauri koivusalo 4 years ago

    third

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  • NothingsOver9000 4 years ago

    lol

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  • angel2901 4 years ago

    This was weird.

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  • The Voracity 4 years ago

    Don’t like Cruz, but in all fairness he’s getting out of the passenger seat
    so it’s not like he parked it.

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  • AC-Wesley 4 years ago

    Imagine what would’ve happened if they smoked the daily horoscopes
    instead…

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  • Happy Hoot Labels 4 years ago

    lol went on a complete tangent, barely had to do with Cruz at all. Still a
    good story though.

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  • carpetfluff35 4 years ago

    It’s all about the substance abuse for Stephen these days, booze, drugs,
    pen sniffing…

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  • Anant Raman 4 years ago

    Man that was odd. Fun though.

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  • The Reel Gym 4 years ago

    Anal sex is legal in Colorado?

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  • Jordy Shujaa 4 years ago

    I sexually identify as Ted Cruz

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  • Jordy Shujaa 4 years ago

    I thought Stephen was going to tell us he’s done gay stuff

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  • nirvana rules365 4 years ago

    Damn, that park job is more crooked than Hillary Clinton.

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  • jamilskannal 4 years ago

    lol i thought they ficked or something XD.

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  • Miles Law 4 years ago

    It’s farther :c

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    *”I’m just glad Bill wasn’t taking photographs back then” LOOOOOL*

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  • Guy Incognito 4 years ago

    Oh, that makes more sense, I thought you meant politically which would have
    caused some sort of out of bounds error…

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  • Sheldon Cooper 4 years ago

    No matter how right Cruz is I am always righter because I’m Sheldon and
    what I say is fact.

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  • q851230 4 years ago

    You are in Marvel universe Stephen

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  • TheEvolver311 4 years ago

    great vid
    smoking the atomic cronic wrapped in the funnies created Colbert

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  • Breanna Northrup 4 years ago

    Pot is definitely legal in Washington too.Just saying.

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  • nenafan1 4 years ago

    I’m still amazed anyone, anywhere could possibly think Ted would be a
    ‘good’ anything, let alone president.

    He’s just about the dictionary definition of ‘walking cancer.’ Or, as
    Boehner said, even ‘lucifer in the flesh.’

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