Ted Cruz Announces His Losing Mate

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  • chuck chuckles 2 years ago

    first comment! I love it!

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  • John Cullen 2 years ago

    Lol.

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  • Matthew Maguire 2 years ago

    The song… it just physically hurts so bad

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  • thesilentcontempt 2 years ago

    Ted Cruz has the most punchable face of all time

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  • The Reel Gym 2 years ago

    Ted just wants to hit that

    BRB gonna go gouge my eyes out real quick

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  • punkdude777 2 years ago

    Cringed so hard at the song

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  • El Matador 2 years ago

    damn that singing part was hard to watch.

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  • Piex 2 years ago

    presidential campaigns are the comedy shows that write themselves

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  • c0nf0rm3d 2 years ago

    ‘After much prayer’ do u think he does that stupid fucking pauses when he’s
    praying?

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  • roughneckmp 2 years ago

    The Zodiac Killer picks his next victim…..

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  • Countdown 2 years ago

    The only candidate I hated more than Cruz? Great…

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  • Shriya Sridhar 2 years ago

    But Disney did give the wicked step-mother her own song in Tangled!

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  • Sighman42 2 years ago

    Wow, he’s trying to snitch the women’s vote that’s turning away from Trump.
    Smart choice Zodiac.

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  • Carlos Voices 2 years ago

    After much prayer? Hmmm

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  • Kyle Beals 2 years ago

    lol this election is such a joke

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  • Jose Pineda 2 years ago

    The Zodiac Accomplice?

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  • Papa Woody 2 years ago

    Creeeeepy Carly! Is she still a cougar if her objects of attraction are
    under 10?

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  • drumr828 2 years ago

    I’m dead inside… dont forget to like share subscribe

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  • Dx4c8 2 years ago

    Imagine if Cruz and Fiorina had a child
    It would be the most evil and creepy person ever alive, a little demon

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  • Livid Imp 2 years ago

    A perfect VP for the future Commander in Creep.

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  • Julio Rodas 2 years ago

    Carly’s thoughts (don’t forget to smile!!!)

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  • Mahmoud El Arch 2 years ago

    Stephen cringing !

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  • Brennan Sullivan 2 years ago

    I think the Republican race is slowly breaking Stephen.

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  • Andrew Collins 2 years ago

    Goddamn you Stephen. You know he’s not firing hundreds of staffers, he’s
    letting staff go from states that have already voted, like every other
    candidate does.

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  • kiri ari 2 years ago

    We don’t need the machine gun bacon president.

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  • Marwah Mumin 2 years ago

    She sounds like a child molester.

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  • Sarah Baroom 2 years ago

    She sang that? Fuck this

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