Tariq’s Irk List: No-Shoe Homes, Mostly Melon Fruit Salads

Published on September 14, 2020

The Roots’ Tariq Trotter shares some of the things on his “irk list,” featuring random things he hates like texting abbreviations and bad breath.

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  • Y D 2 years ago

    Now that was hilarious ‼️🔥

  • world citizen G 2 years ago

    No shoes policy in my apt , so it’s just toes reveal party. Shoes brings bacterias into home

  • Cedrik Zemitis 2 years ago

    That was funny. More T irk lists.

  • Ricardo Thomas Manuel Hernández 2 years ago

    Black Thought is a G. I love the irk list bit. I’m right there with you, brother!

  • sharon campbell 2 years ago

    Haha, sounds like my days!

  • Åsa S 2 years ago

    I guess Tariq Trotter wouldn´t like it in Sweden. We don´t wear shoes inside. Unless there is a fancier party. Then we bring nice indoor shoes.

  • Sub if Corona sucks? 2 years ago


    Idiots: *If Covid is 19 then it cant legally touch me*

  • Sarah B 2 years ago

    He is funny 🤣🤣🤣
    Side note: In Canada, it’s VERY rude if you don’t automatically take your shoes off in someone’s home. It’s exceedingly rare that it’s ok to wear shoes in someone’s house. If they say you can — everyone’s like “Are you sure?!?!” 🤨

  • Jon Kerwin 2 years ago

    Irk Ticket = Tirket

  • Sidilicious 2 years ago

    I’m with you, a mostly or even partly melon fruit salad is an instant Irk Ticket!

  • Monky Dollqueen 2 years ago

    Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.

  • DOODLE HEAD 2 years ago

    You know what I realized eric andre had the same amount of staff and pulled off wonders

  • Belinda Benz 2 years ago


  • theBigMan ofAK 2 years ago

    That’s the best

  • Rachel Escoto 2 years ago

    Poison – Bel Biv Devoe (BBD)
    Iesha – Another Bad Creation (ABC)
    That last lyric “Boys II Men, ABC, BBD” is shouting out these two bands. You won’t be disappointed.

  • Michael Coe 2 years ago

    Damn. Best stand-up I have seen in a while. Much love… Unabbreviated and with socks.

  • Calm Dust 2 years ago

    He’s not wrong about the texting thing.

  • Nicole Budgell 2 years ago

    My house is a no shoes house. A few weeks ago my brother in law and his fiancé came over and she refused to take off her shoes cause she wasn’t wearing any socks. She then proceeded to come into my house, and put her feet on my couch… with her shoes on! I was livid, but I wasn’t allowed to say anything because my husband is a keep the peace type of person. Needless to say, if it happens again, it’s going down!

  • Deborah B 2 years ago

    Chubby hangover leftwing bore……close it jimmy… you were funny so long ago..can’t EVEN REMEMBER… LOVE THE CANNED LAUGHTER YOU AND GUESTS MUST RELY ON NOW..SO FRIGGIN DULLLLLLLLL.YAWN

  • Tessy Uluocha 2 years ago



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