There’s no such thing as a free pet. Especially if you’re looking for a walrus after Chinese tariffs go into effect.
Stephen gleefully talked about how the stocks dropped yesterday. But no mention tonight on how the stocks bounced back earlier. Or how most Democrats including chuck Schumer agrees with the president’s trade negotiations with China
eerily realistic parody
Walrus import business ???
3 uploads in a row! I’m wore out.
Poor walruses. ?
China charges a million dollars a year for countries to rent pandas. All pandas are Chinese property, even those born in foreign zoos. Will tariffs apply to renting pandas?
I can never remember which one was the Walrus, was it Lo McBarkney or Don Dennison? Either way it was one of the Tweetles ….
Anyway here’s one by Don …
Scary Distrust (aka Wall is Over) by Don Denn(is)on (of the Tweetles) and Joke O’ Oh No!
[whispered] : Happy P*ss, Miss Joko … Happy Dismiss, Donny
So this distrust And what have you done? Another fear over- Comes Everyone
And so this is distust You’ve finished all fun The sneers and the jeers sung For NRA guns
A very scary distrust And a crappy new fear Lets cope with a feud “won” Without Morgan (Piers)
And so this distrust [wall is over] For leaks, bing, bing, bong [if you want sh*t] The rich get (not poor ones) [wall is over] The world and the sun [now]
And so have this distrust [wall is over] For lack of insight [if you want sh*t] For fellow in bred ones [Fox and friends] Lets see who we’ll fright [now]
A very scary distrust And a crappy new fear Lets cope with this lewd scum And clout Morgan (Piers)
So this distrust [wall is over] And what have you “won” [if you want sh*t] Another fear over- [wall is over] Comes Everyone [now]
And so scary distrust [wall is over] We hope they are done [they are all sh*t] His fellow brain dead ones [Don and Eric] Horsesh*t and cow dung [now]
My very best wishes For a better new year Lets vote no to intrusion Of hatred and fear
Wall is over Donny’s haunted Wall is over Now
Actually, now I come to think of it I’m fairly sure the Walrus was Lol.
Walrus? I thought it was Wal “R” Us Warehouse. No wonder I can’t find the store!
NOOO not the walruses!!!!!!!!
I expected a John Bolton joke included somewhere in there. 😉
And we all live in a yellow submarine. ?
The US already has a walrus busily attempting to over-through the Venezuelan government and fomenting a war with Iran. *John Bolton*
So who is the eggman then?
There’s a walrus in the WH that nobody wants to have
I suppose it’s a good thing Trump bought Barr when he did.
TMW you see something you never knew you needed in your life.
I’m shoring up my store room with live Walruses! Or is it Walri?
I guess this Christmas, American families will just have to settle for a boring manatee.
I would be surprised otherwise if the dumb orange in chief could do or say something coherent.
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