Tariffs Could Drive Up Walrus Prices

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Published on May 15, 2019

There’s no such thing as a free pet. Especially if you’re looking for a walrus after Chinese tariffs go into effect.

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20 comments

  • Big Wig 3 months ago

    Stephen gleefully talked about how the stocks dropped yesterday. But no mention tonight on how the stocks bounced back earlier. Or how most Democrats including chuck Schumer agrees with the president’s trade negotiations with China

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  • John Campbell 3 months ago

    eerily realistic parody

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  • Nadir Munoo 3 months ago

    Walrus import business 😂😂😂

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  • Kent 3 months ago

    3 uploads in a row! I’m wore out.

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  • Enrique Ramirez 3 months ago

    Poor walruses. 😑

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  • Lagilagi Bodoh 3 months ago

    China charges a million dollars a year for countries to rent pandas. All pandas are Chinese property, even those born in foreign zoos. Will tariffs apply to renting pandas?

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 3 months ago

    I can never remember which one was the Walrus, was it Lo McBarkney or Don Dennison? Either way it was one of the Tweetles ….

    Anyway here’s one by Don …

    Scary Distrust (aka Wall is Over) by Don Denn(is)on (of the Tweetles) and Joke O’ Oh No!

    [whispered] : Happy P*ss, Miss Joko … Happy Dismiss, Donny

    So this distrust
    And what have you done?
    Another fear over-
    Comes Everyone

    And so this is distust
    You’ve finished all fun
    The sneers and the jeers sung
    For NRA guns

    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with a feud “won”
    Without Morgan (Piers)

    And so this distrust [wall is over]
    For leaks, bing, bing, bong [if you want sh*t]
    The rich get (not poor ones) [wall is over]
    The world and the sun [now]

    And so have this distrust [wall is over]
    For lack of insight [if you want sh*t]
    For fellow in bred ones [Fox and friends]
    Lets see who we’ll fright [now]

    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with this lewd scum
    And clout Morgan (Piers)

    So this distrust [wall is over]
    And what have you “won” [if you want sh*t]
    Another fear over- [wall is over]
    Comes Everyone [now]

    And so scary distrust [wall is over]
    We hope they are done [they are all sh*t]
    His fellow brain dead ones [Don and Eric]
    Horsesh*t and cow dung [now]

    My very best wishes
    For a better new year
    Lets vote no to intrusion
    Of hatred and fear

    Wall is over 
    Donny’s haunted
    Wall is over
    Now

    Scary Distrust (aka Wall is Over) by Don Denn(is)on (of the Tweetles) and Joke O’ Oh No!

    [whispered] : Happy P*ss, Miss Joko … Happy Dismiss, Donny

    So this distrust
    And what have you done?
    Another fear over-
    Comes Everyone

    And so this is distust
    You’ve finished all fun
    The sneers and the jeers sung
    For NRA guns

    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with a feud “won”
    Without Morgan (Piers)

    And so this distrust [wall is over]
    For leaks, bing, bing, bong [if you want sh*t]
    The rich get (not poor ones) [wall is over]
    The world and the sun [now]

    And so have this distrust [wall is over]
    For lack of insight [if you want sh*t]
    For fellow in bred ones [Fox and friends]
    Lets see who we’ll fright [now]

    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with this lewd scum
    And clout Morgan (Piers)

    So this distrust [wall is over]
    And what have you “won” [if you want sh*t]
    Another fear over- [wall is over]
    Comes Everyone [now]

    And so scary distrust [wall is over]
    We hope they are done [they are all sh*t]
    His fellow brain dead ones [Don and Eric]
    Horsesh*t and cow dung [now]

    My very best wishes
    For a better new year
    Lets vote no to intrusion
    Of hatred and fear

    Wall is over 
    Donny’s haunted
    Wall is over
    Now

    Actually, now I come to think of it I’m fairly sure the Walrus was Lol.

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 3 months ago

    Walrus? I thought it was Wal “R” Us Warehouse. No wonder I can’t find the store!

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  • Andy Mcnally 3 months ago

    NOOO not the walruses!!!!!!!!

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  • Linux Tuxfriend 3 months ago

    I expected a John Bolton joke included somewhere in there. 😉

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  • Lester Luczak 3 months ago

    And we all live in a yellow submarine. 🤪

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  • Joe Caner 3 months ago

    The US already has a walrus busily attempting to over-through the Venezuelan government and fomenting a war with Iran.
    *John Bolton*

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  • Timmertube75 3 months ago

    So who is the eggman then?

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 3 months ago

    There’s a walrus in the WH that nobody wants to have

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  • TheReal008Zulu 3 months ago

    I suppose it’s a good thing Trump bought Barr when he did.

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  • Viran Victus 3 months ago

    TMW you see something you never knew you needed in your life.

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  • Vlad Hardware 3 months ago

    I’m shoring up my store room with live Walruses! Or is it Walri?

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  • Angry Kittens 3 months ago

    I guess this Christmas, American families will just have to settle for a boring manatee.

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  • Nate Richards 3 months ago

    Fabulous

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  • Juliet V 3 months ago

    I would be surprised otherwise if the dumb orange in chief could do or say something coherent.

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