Jimmy talks about Cinco de Mayo, Diddy changing his name again, Facebook upholding their ban of Donald Trump, Trumpublicans coming to his defense, Ted Cruz having dinner with him, Twitter rolling out a new feature flagging mean or offensive tweets before sending, Eric Trump rattling on about how terrible things are without his dad in charge, Fox and Friends paying tribute for Teacher Appreciation Week, and we look back at one year ago this week for a new edition of “This Week in COVID History.”
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Today I learned a history thing. Mexicans helped defeat the Confederacy.
Reply2 ton Ted is happy that he’s not back underneath the desk like you used to at the White House
ReplyGrandpa Munster
ReplyJimmy Cancel used to be funny..
ReplyAfter watching these kids speak I became more optimistic about the US future. They’re more aware of what’s going on in America than all trumps supporters and republican politicians. Kudos to their parents.
ReplyNamed my beard comb, sean p diddy combs..
ReplyCovid history segment is pure gold.
ReplyWood prices are high because demand for new homes is high. God! 😂😆😭🤣
ReplyThere have been some real idiots in Congress over the decades on both sides, but there are a few in the Republican party right now that are seriously lowering the bar. I guess the silver lining here is I know to never go near the Ohio 3rd, Colorado 3rd, and Georgia 14th Congressional Districts (among others). These areas are seemingly hardest hit by the ignorance pandemic sweeping the country. I don’t wanna catch ‘the stupid.’
ReplyMob boss con man Trump and his star hypocrite lyin’ Ted Cruz…🐀🐀🐀🤢🤢🤢
ReplyTaco bowl how Hispanic not
ReplyLol. Trump refers to himself as the President.. present tense 😂😂😂😂What insanity has befallen the Republican party? 🙄
ReplyDoes Eric not realize that wood prices have gone up everywhere in the world
ReplyFaceplant and Twatter are Trump’s new social media domains.
ReplyJimmy, you should have joked “Well Ted Cruz and Trump are now on their honeymoon in Cancun” 😂😂🤣🤣
ReplyTed Cruz is mexican. He’s a descendant of mexicans. Even his last name is Cruz.
ReplyDonnie MZ faced court hearings more than you esp.
Replyon his bio movie about him
so your threat to his site
barely holds a threat to it/him
Does anyone notice that Sweaty Teddy does not bring his wife when he visits Individual I? Could it be that Individual 1 called her ugly to Sweaty Teddy’s face and now Sweaty Teddy is kissing up to him?
ReplyImagine, if you will… this kid giving his response to kilmead, then after The Got Emm! guy from the meme pop’s up behind kilmead with a “GOT EM!”🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplySweaty 💤Teddy💤 The 💤Zodiac Killer💤
ReplyYou Tube has been doing the same. I have received a few messages myself, but I know if I don’t change my message they will ban me. They did it before. Take caution if you don’t change the message, they will change your access to their site.
President Biden is grown-up not boring, boring eric stuttering through his daddy rant, what an embarrassment.
icky cruz and ickier trump are two losers still whining about a fair election. trump couldn’t handle the job when he had the job. Get over it gop.
You are so funny Jimmy.
ReplyI love the “This week in COVID history” segments. Keep them coming.
ReplyHerman Cain That video of him at the Trump rally with his family unmasked just cracks me up.
ReplyGood boy, Ted, Good boy! Lick! Lick! Lick! awww that feels good!!!!
ReplySorry to say,but he is Rigth,I’m from Canada and they use to be 3:50, know 12:50 ,rip off
ReplyIs anyone still on Facebook? Lol seriously
ReplyWhy is Jimmy Kimmel obsessed with trump, l know he brings in more views for your show but like pick a side already
ReplyCancun Ted comes to kiss Don Don’s ring at his table. It’s a one sided bromance. Still cannot understand why sane intelligent people fall at Trumps feet. He is blight on the American people.
Reply5:56 – $10 Trumps hidden glass contains coke.
ReplytRump will be by himself bcz Jehovah’s Witnesses ain’t been out since the pandemic began. 😆
Replywhy for six more months? ban the bastard for life!!!
ReplyDid that fox reporter actually get aggy with a child? Hahahah
ReplyHow is Sean Comb’s credit affected when he changes his name?
Reply“Trying to stop this virus with social distancing is like trying to drive a nail through Jello” …. So super easy if you give it the minimal effort?
ReplyBen Shapiro has some wood that he can borrow.
ReplyThe kid is the highlight of today’s show.
ReplyHow low can Ted go? There’s no limit
Reply“A bullhorn withoht batteries”…BRILLIANT👌👌👌👌👌👌😁😁😁😁😁😁
ReplyJimmy you should have that kid on your show!!! He was EVERYTHING
Reply“Rallies …let’s get out there and spread until we’re dead!” Perfect quote for Trump and Fox “News”!
ReplyActually you can comment on blogs.
ReplyAmazing the children are way smarter then the people they have on the Fox show Network lol😆
ReplyEvery COVID history segment should be sent to the desk of Donald Joke* Trump!
ReplyI miss mean tweets
ReplyThis week in Covid history features comments that didn’t age well after being spoken…..but they bear repeating.
ReplyI love the title of the video! LOL 👏🏼
Replyis that true I thought it was the British who were thinking of helping the south to win the war agest the North, not the french they helped you to get independence from the British didn’t they
ReplyChamber maid Ted Cruz. Lol.
ReplyAnd STILL people don’t seem to understand that a pool of infected children is a nexus of infection for everyone else.
ReplyLumber is expensive in Canada too 🙁 Supply and Demand
ReplySean Loves honeycomb puffs
ReplyI like being with my fellow trump haters. Makes me feel like not everyone around me is an idiot. I live in a small town full of retrumpublicans and these people… Whew.
ReplyI love that a 6th grader threw this fox news host off so much! That boy rock!
ReplyYou guys are gonna end up electing that moron again if you refuse to take him out of the spotlight.
ReplyLumber prices went up while trump was president.
ReplyIf a guy insults my wife he is my enemy for all eternity and he’s going down.
ReplyThank God for boring!
ReplyHey Ted, you are breaking bread with the guy that stated to 300 Million people that your wife is ugly and your Dad killed JFK. Good meal? Good company? It all goes to show you can live till your middle aged without a back bone.
ReplyHahaha. Kids speak the uncomfortable truth. And the little girl below our degenerate Fox News propagandist was nodding in agreement. He had a veritable revolt by the grade 6 class and he looked petrified.
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is a con political correspondent and not even funny. Without Trump he would be redundant. Trump 2024 or even sooner, no way wobbly Jo gonna last whole term.
ReplyMy favorite memory is when Trump was attacked by an Eagle in his office, that one aged well.
ReplyHey Donny . What about like no president the USA expected to see !!!.
ReplyWhite people loose wars and still celebrate like they won. Smh
ReplyTed Cruz skipped a dinner date with his wife just to have a hook up with Donald Trump.
ReplyHi all, what was your favorite part of today’s show? I’ll be on again tomorrow at 9pm!
Replydisgusting criminals trump ted cruz
Reply“This Week in Covid History” is actually a great public service, and I hope you keep it up for a whole year. People need to be reminded of the reality, it seems.
ReplyJimmy Republicans won the civil war..
ReplyCruz is the poster boy for neutered republican males.
Replyi love boring
ReplyyE-YeAh… wH Wh wh wHaTTttT??? RIP to all the news anchors careers that went down in flames this last year.
ReplyBrian Kilmeade actually challenges and dismisses that sixth grader and with the most miserable face on the planet. Who does that?
ReplyI love how the girl on the lower left nods in agreement with the boy’s opinion.
Replydoesnt matter. He lives on Star island and you cant just roll up on that area.
ReplyOH KIMMEL YOUR JUST SICK AND NOT FUNNY!!
ReplyTrump and teddy are a couple of clowns
ReplyHi Jimmey..wt abt who is the most ridiculous President in the world polls..u have followers around the world..
ReplyThat kid is smarter than all of Fox. Go figure.
ReplyLove jimmy
ReplyHiw is either of these guys wives still around?
ReplyAs part of his eagerness to open businesses early, Texas governor “to show his affection” for Hispanics proclaimed that all Texans can celebrate Cinco De Mayo in April and no need for waiting longer.
ReplyThanks to Covid 19 there are less Trumpists alive. The ones yet living don’t wear a mask and don’t get vaccinated (they themselves say…) so, after some time the Trumpist problem would possibly solve itself and free the USA from many deplorables? Sounds good & logic, no?
ReplyDiddy been having an identity crisis for 30+ years!
ReplyFox should be investigated and tried for treason. It’s owned by a foreign entity anyway
ReplyPoor Killmeade, he just lost at “Am I Smarter Than A 6th Grader”.
ReplyCan’t say I’m too surprised he lost though.
6:19 You won’t get that warning if you use a PC.
ReplyCan we get a compilation Blu-ray of all the This Week In Covid History segments?
ReplyI’m vaccinated and I still wear a mask.
ReplyNice safe space blog. I’m sure he’ll be protected from opinions there by a herd of bleating sheep. Poor picked on victim.
ReplyLet’s go trump!!!
ReplyTrump would make a great Jehovah’s Witness. He lies as much as they do. He claims the election was stolen, the Jehovah’s Witnesses have been claiming Armageddon is right around the corner, since 1914.
ReplyCanadians get hammered every day Jimmy.
ReplyFrance woud not have allied with the south as the north was more important strategically in terms of economics.
ReplyThe Covid segment is horrifying. Not because we’re surprised that Faux News employs vapid ignoramuses, but because people tune in and take these bobbleheads at their word. I’ll never understand why that is allowed; the damage they have done to this country, and for what? Oh that’s right, an Australian’s profit. Great job, Conservatives!
ReplyMeanwhile about our TRUMP – not only “his point of view” BUT he, our 45, the Trump is certain about his point of view, it is absolutely the (only and real) reality DESPITE it is a whole way aside the universe you and I ever experience.
His point of view is filled with conspiracy, misinformation, smear, blatant lies, “all the best words”, genius talk etc.
ReplyI bet you eat alot of frootkake Kimmel…mook
ReplyNo more trizziletine
Reply👩💻Is it just me or does Can Cuan Cruz all of a sudden looks a lot older and really tired?😂🤣😅😆 Much love and peace.🙋♀️🪔🌠🥰🐞🔆🔆🔆
Replytrumps got cash , somewhere to live. A young child and a trophy wife. Why doesn’t he just retire . He tried being a putin , but didn’t have the skill set.
ReplyPhoto looks like the inspiration for that billboard posted in a Maryland County featuring Biden & Harris caricatures on top of two piles of, well, you know.
ReplyCROOK donnie looking so OLD and PATHETIC.
ReplyThat was really good.
ReplyOh please somebody offer Norm MacDonald a late night show in the unlikely event that he would accept it, and rescue us from the steaming bucket of manure that talk shows have become.
ReplyShould say Save America from Ex Présidenté Donald J Trump!
ReplyI guess that’s only what Cruz deserves coffee and water. Not even a peanut butter sandwich, to go.
ReplyAt 5:45, it says a lot when even 45 won’t sit with Ted Cruz…
ReplyLook two traitors.
ReplyPlace on Trump’s website to “Share your thoughts”. Shared mine.
ReplyFox and Friends just another group of liars for trump
ReplyThe snake with 2-heads!
ReplyWhy does Jimmy Kimmel always have to be so political🤦
ReplyCool no one cares
Replyشي ولا لاشي ل . عادل حل عادل منصف. فكره جيده جداااا تنفذ قال الله تعالى(فِيهِ رِجَالٌ يُحِبُّونَ أَنْ يَتَطَهَّرُوا وَاللَّهُ يُحِبُّ الْمُطَّهِّرِينَ ﴿١٠٨ التوبة﴾
Replyقال الله تعالى(ِيهِ رِجَالٌ يُحِبُّونَ أَنْ يَتَطَهَّرُوا وَاللَّهُ يُحِبُّ الْمُطَّهِّرِينَ ﴿١٠٨ التوبة﴾قال الله تعالى(فَلَا تُعْجِبْكَ أَمْوَالُهُمْ وَلَا أَوْلَادُهُمْ ۚ إِنَّمَا يُرِيدُ اللَّهُ لِيُعَذِّبَهُم بِهَا فِي الْحَيَاةِ الدُّنْيَا وَتَزْهَقَ أَنفُسُهُمْ وَهُمْ كَافِرُونَ (55) الايه. [٦/٥ ٥:٠٥ ص] عادل: قال الله تعالى(وَالَّذِي قَدَّرَ فَهَدَىٰ) . الايه قَدَّرَ قَدَّرَ قَدَّرَ . قال الله تعالى(وَقُلْ جَاءَ الْحَقُّ وَزَهَقَ الْبَاطِلُ ۚ إِنَّ الْبَاطِلَ كَانَ زَهُوقًا) الايه.هَاآذْا->الْحَقُّ فُيٍ جَمْيُعَ ألَاسُوَاقْ وَألُمْحَلُاتْ وُ الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ
[٦/٥ ٥:١٠ ص] عادل: قال الله تعالى(قُلْ مَنْ حَرَّمَ زِينَةَ اللَّهِ الَّتِي أَخْرَجَ لِعِبَادِهِ وَالطَّيِّبَاتِ مِنَ الرِّزْقِ ۚ قُلْ هِيَ لِلَّذِينَ آمَنُوا فِي الْحَيَاةِ الدُّنْيَا خَالِصَةً يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ ۗ كَذَٰلِكَ نُفَصِّلُ الْآيَاتِ لِقَوْمٍ يَعْلَمُونَ (32)) الايه . مَنْ حَرَّمَ ؟ لَمْ ولَنّ أحَرَّمَ [٦/٥ ٥:٠٥ ص] عادل: قال الله تعالى(وَالَّذِي قَدَّرَ فَهَدَىٰ) . الايه قَدَّرَ قَدَّرَ قَدَّرَ . قال الله تعالى(وَقُلْ جَاءَ الْحَقُّ وَزَهَقَ الْبَاطِلُ ۚ إِنَّ الْبَاطِلَ كَانَ زَهُوقًا) الايه.هَاآذْا->الْحَقُّ فُيٍ جَمْيُعَ ألَاسُوَاقْ وَألُمْحَلُاتْ وُ الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ .
I’m soo glad that tRump looks like dogshit. hahaha!
ReplyLook at Ted‘s brown Nose which has the same color as Kevin McCarty‘s nose
ReplyCan’t make up how incredibly stupid these people are…Bigley idiots!! “Bing, Bong, Bing Bong, Bing!!” Actual quote from 45, their supernatural messiah and savior!! 😂😂😂
ReplyThat Trumpy commercial was made by Michael Scott lmao 😂
ReplyLike the high-end promotions of Trump University, water, steaks, a casino and so much more.
ReplySurprising how those millions of followers are buying his shite talk but not his stuff…because, I guess, talk is cheaper.
I’ll bet these guys have to pay Trump to get their picture taken.
ReplyJust thumbnail along is disgusting.
Replywhy does this villianous voice sounds familiar
ReplyLose the beard Ted. It does nothing for you.
ReplyThe liberal tears taste so sweet.
Reply“This week in COVID history” segments need to part of every American history class, forever.
ReplyBREAKING: This just in; Trump says Ted Cruz’s wife is still ugly.
ReplyDam these people are totally obsessed with trump thats all they talk about ..
ReplyWhen the going get tough, Ted Cruz flys to Cancun.
ReplyYeah. No Trump for 6 months.
Replyliddle teddy and dummy are RINOs. Reps stand up!
ReplyPeople see the performance by Anitta in this Channel and listen girl from rio thanks!
ReplyA MORAL SCUMBAG JIMMY
ReplyI hate this segment silly long and bored
ReplyWonder if Teddy had the mushroom for an appetizer, maybe it was the main course or was it dessert. 😊
ReplyIt’s good you give trump all this free press that way he stays in everyone’s mind for 2024
Reply😴
ReplyAMC 🚀🚀
ReplyWhere was ted’s wifey!!😅
ReplyHey Kimy what’s that on your nose?
ReplyCovid history, loved it. And then you have Trumpanzees.
Replynew zealand loves you Jimmy
ReplyHow does kimmel remain on TV. He as funny as a sore tooth. He is probably the most ignorant blowhard I have ever had the misfortune to hear one time. More than once would be torture
Reply85 percent of lumber comes from Canada. 80 percent of oil and natural gas, comes from Canada. God Bless Cannanada and all them Cannuks. Went to college with them Snow Angels.
ReplyTeddy’s wife is still ugly, so is Teddy.
ReplyTwo turds in a punch bowl.
ReplyJimmy you crack me up! 👌😂 Thank you
ReplyHow much do you think Ted had to pay Trump to let Ted sit next to Trump
ReplyThis Week in Covid History should be mandatory viewing.
ReplyEric obviously has no idea how supply and demand works
ReplyAlso, hasnt Q been wrong about EVERY SINGLE prediction yet these idiots still believe Q
Hope all republicans quit Facebook now.
ReplyBullshit, 2×4s haven’t been $3 since 1992.
ReplyThis guys SO not funny.
ReplyJimmy sounds like a crackhead telling jokes to his crackhead friends because only they will actually laugh at his lame jokes!
Replytwin turds
ReplyHow the hell can you chirp trump for not letting comments when he’s banned off every social media… how blind are these people
ReplyGoddamn that Trump was a jackass!
ReplyHere are all of the websites that have banned Donald Trump: Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, Amazon Web Services, Snapchat, Reddit, Twitch, Liquidweb, and Shopify.
ReplyPeople stopped watching Jimmy after he seems to be taking sides. 😂😂. you’re done.
ReplyThat picture proves Ted Cruz isn’t fit to represent any Texan as far as I know. I don’t know of any Texan that would coddle the balls of a man that said his wife is a dog and *not apologize* for saying that.
ReplyDecency with Trump. Deceitful Biden 💀
ReplyYour show sucks. Your stupidity about Trump. Posting each time. nothing but thumbs down.
ReplyMaybe your show will slightly improve when you let go of tds, but then I don’t know that for sure.
Replystep it up.
I cannot tell where Trump’s butt stops and Ted’s lips begin.
Replyplease show the truth about Israel and their actions in occupied Palestine and against Palestinian. why america silent again Israel. with what face america can criticize chine but stays silent against israel. have you no shame
ReplyThank you Jimmy.
ReplyYou missed the funniest part of that Cinco Maya Trump post: He wasn’t even eating a taco!
ReplyWhat a shocker jimmy kimmel with his typical opening monologue come up with something else jimmy it’s repetitive and annoying
ReplyHis wife must be mad
ReplyJimmy kimmel is a clown.
ReplySweaty Teddy and Diaper Don – a match made in heaven. Cruz’ wife should’ve slapped her husband for not stand up for her. Happy mothers day honey here is a picture of our president for your special day!
ReplyI hate how Trump compared himself to Lincoln. Lincoln fought against a Civil War, he didn’t try to cause one. Also he didn’t allow a confederate flag to be allowed entry into the capital.
ReplySo you buddy up to the man who openly insulted your wife big time. Nice!!!
Reply“Spread untill their dead”sad but kinda catchy, trumps catch phrase regarding COVID.
ReplyDudes. He has to meet his cronies personally, Think Mobster, He cant talk over the phone,mobile or email, It is all tracable.
ReplyEulogy Of America: He sent His Son a long time ago to die on the cross for our sins you know. His last words on the the cross was ” It is finished”. He took our sins and left this would. He arose three days after He told His diciples about what would happen to His people, then sent them out to teach about repentance. He found His people loved their sins and they would again and again. He found politician’s and journalists would lie to His people. They tear the constitution, wanting marxism,socialism communism, institutional racism. They would teach our children to hate the color of their skin. When He made us all in His image. Again all His people loved there sins. He did not send climate change, He’s been sending His signs of the birth pains. War’s earthquakes, hurracains,floods, fire’s, ice storms and volcano eruptions that blackened the sun. Famines, plagues upon the earth. We Christians know Jesus is comming so preacher’s in the church teach the true Word, don’t change the bible to appease the antichrist and nonbelievers we don’t want lies and deceivers. Jesus died on the cross for you and me so ask yourself do you love your sins. Are you going to HEAVEN OR HELL?
ReplyMr Kimmel if you have hate in your heart you’ve committed a sin repent and stop reporting your lies.
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