I was kinda hoping for a Heinz 57 commercial with the ketchup slowly flowing down the wall and the song anticipation playing ! Love the cold opening ads.
*(45) on JAN 20th 2017*
_Donald Trump_ swore to protect the U.S.A. from foreign and domestic enemies
…. BUT HE IS THE ENEMY of the U.S.A. & his CO-CONSPIRITERS are _REPUBLICANS._
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(1) *It’s pretty simple… as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*
(2) *”CITIZEN UNITED.”* _IS THE MODERN EQUIVILANT of_ *JIM CROW LAWS.*
(3) _IF YOU ARE STILL BREATHING…. Billionaires want to help you STOP_
*….. Please Deposit your Right’s to pursue Happiness in the TRASH! ……*
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The OSS psychological profile of Hitler described him thus:
“His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.”
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We will rise to the fire imagery and 3 AM on our way of life and then
ReplySick but funny. Made my day.
Replya Blood Diamond is a Blood Diamond, I guess.
ReplyThis broad is almost as convincing as Crazy Blasey Ford, and Amber Heard.
ReplyArrest bonespurs. For. Carjacking
ReplyI was kinda hoping for a Heinz 57 commercial with the ketchup slowly flowing down the wall and the song anticipation playing ! Love the cold opening ads.
ReplyEvery coup begins with “C.” Duh.
ReplyThe Tiffany line was genius.
ReplyFor the love of everything, please edit these properly. The punchline this time around is completely cut off.
ReplySurprise lady hearing January 6th committee awesomeness job
Reply*(45) on JAN 20th 2017*
Reply_Donald Trump_ swore to protect the U.S.A. from foreign and domestic enemies
…. BUT HE IS THE ENEMY of the U.S.A. & his CO-CONSPIRITERS are _REPUBLICANS._
.
(1) *It’s pretty simple… as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*
Reply(2) *”CITIZEN UNITED.”* _IS THE MODERN EQUIVILANT of_ *JIM CROW LAWS.*
(3) _IF YOU ARE STILL BREATHING…. Billionaires want to help you STOP_
*….. Please Deposit your Right’s to pursue Happiness in the TRASH! ……*
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The OSS psychological profile of Hitler described him thus:
“His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.”
Sound familiar?
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For now through a black mirror, but soon, face to face.
ReplyWhy do you still mess up punchlines with fading audio?! It’s been going on for months now… #SaveComedy 😉
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