Suez Nuez! Salty Dog Stephen Colbert Spins Tales Of A Blocked Canal

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Published on March 24, 2021

Noted man of the sea and Paramount+ Global Maritime Traffic Reporter, Stephen Colbert, is the ideal broadcaster to bring you this tale of woe from the high seas of the Suez Canal. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue

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40 comments

  • eggmaneddie 2 years ago

    ur sooooo not funny dude!!.. like seriously ur not!!

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  • Viper Fan 2 years ago

    “Other developed countries”???
    As if the USA would be a developed country!

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  • joanna jamerson 2 years ago

    THE REPUBLICANS WON’T EVEN PROVIDE US WITH MENTAL, EYE, HEALTH AND DENTAL INSURANCE

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  • ADOC Paranormal 2 years ago

    I’m all for having ONE gun. No one needs a semiautomatic assault gun with a bump stock unless you’re in the military. My dad was a cop, he kept ONE 45…his dad had a single 45. My other grandfather one loaded double barrel riffle. They didn’t need a collection of them. I live 45 minutes from Sandy Hook. My daughter was the same age as those kids when the shooting happened. It was horrific. So why are Republicans so hell bent on gun rights instead of what’s right!?!

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  • eggmaneddie 2 years ago

    sooooo.. playing a tambourine in illegal now too??.. what ethnic group that makes up .0007% of the population does that offend..

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  • D Bone 2 years ago

    Huh… Didn’t know people in Brooklyn liked Canadian beer…

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  • Roxanne Leopold M 2 years ago

    I love Stephen Colbert show!!!
    So great!!! His wifey too – she’s so sweet!

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  • down under 2 years ago

    Poor old steve has mistaken comedy for the sermon on the mount.
    For a laugh search. KVON

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  • oldSchooLson 2 years ago

    Have another Stephen, the lord is watching

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  • Ivan Varez 2 years ago

    Some ship in Suez Canal: “𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱, 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱, 𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬!”

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  • Privat 2 years ago

    In February 2019, the same ship crashed into a ferry parked at a landing jetty on the Elbe river in Blankenese, a part of Hamburg.

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  • Tony Young 2 years ago

    Every man in Switzerland is given a machine gun by the government, which he keeps for life under his bed. Never hear of any issues with that.

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  • Mister Rob 2 years ago

    Can you be more critical of Biden and Kamala? Coming from a person who voted for them and is currently disappointed.

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  • Historiche Gesellschaft_DSP 2 years ago

    The “Trotsky with maracas” joke is brilliant

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  • Eskurian 2 years ago

    I really want to hug his writers today. That was brilliant. ^_^

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  • kleinpca 2 years ago

    He sounds drunk.

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  • Rufus T. Firefly 2 years ago

    Tambourines are the reason we need guns with extended clips.

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  • Zbynek Novotny 2 years ago

    Didn’t see Flipper coming.

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  • MewDenise 2 years ago

    I think also there is something in ther american mindset that makes these people trigger happy. Like… take the money and go – why do they have to shot also?

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  • The White Watches 2 years ago

    … as Black Panther once said: and give this man a tambourine!! 🤣🤣

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  • dolandlydia 2 years ago

    Is he suppose to be funny? He really needs a laugh track to clue his mindless fans to laugh. It is really funny that a great food crisis is about to take place. What a great fucking asshole. Yes very funny that food prices is going to up and tons of food rotting.

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  • JB Darr 2 years ago

    Stephen, why didn’t you cover the naked crazy lady found in a sewer drain in Delray Beach FL? She went for a “swim” naked in an alligator infested canal and swam into a pipe which led her to downtown Delray. She was in there for a couple weeks before anyone heard her. She supposedly survived by drinking an unopened ginger ale she found. You can’t make this sh!¥ up?!!!

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  • Aiden Rae 2 years ago

    I don’t know why people are surprised anymore. When 27 kids were gunned down in an elementary school and nothing was done, I gave up any hope of meaningful reform.

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  • Blue Bluer 2 years ago

    Don’t worry captain!, We’ll buff out those scratches.

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  • iamzid 2 years ago

    it’s hard to deny that people that go on shooting sprees are mentally ill. maybe the guns AND mental illness in America needs to be addressed. am I the crazy one now?

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  • Kelly KaPOWski 2 years ago

    😂 When my two female cats decide to ‘make-out’ with each other, you know, to detrigger ones’ heat, I break out the tambourine to break them up. They do not like that tambourine and scurry in opposite directions to get away, like the maniacs they are! So, you can imagine, while watching this video, I no longer had two cats sitting next to me! Thanks, Stephen! 😂

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  • overthehills_faraway 2 years ago

    Stephen looks good in that hat.

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  • Ima Tugwaddle 2 years ago

    The NRA is a terrorist organization.

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  • TheGreatAtario 2 years ago

    Honey-baked ma’am sounds delicious

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  • Snow Pharoah 2 years ago

    I’m sure my old Volvo could have pulled this boat out of the canal…

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  • Grim Dolo 2 years ago

    This episode hates people who listen with earphones.

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  • Rick Kimball 2 years ago

    loved the tambourine song

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  • msjadeli 2 years ago

    Laughing throughout this. Stephen you da man!

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  • Linen Gray 2 years ago

    First they confiscate tambourines, then they confiscate frozen corn. What’s next guns? *NOT* BTW nice scrambled eggs.

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  • camwyn256 2 years ago

    There’s 1.2 guns per person in the US, so who has my gun!?

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  • pnamin 2 years ago

    🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦41% is less than half a pie. Not a whole pie🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

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  • Kevin Fager 2 years ago

    My favorite part of that is when he looks over his shoulder to back up again but forgets to put it in reverse. Such great timing.

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  • pw10a2sal 2 years ago

    Don´t spoil the surprize guest. Keep us geuessing. (oh man, 1 year of pandemic, the phrase “it could be worse”, doesn´t help either. Where are the aliens when we need ´em ? ) Hope you get rid of some guns. An automatic rifle with scope and nightview isn´t really good as alibi for self-defense at home or outdoors. If you think that I am visiting America until I am rich, you are very much mistaken. I rather go to switzerland or sweden. I know I know, socialst paradises. Right and Rolex is an american brand.

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  • Victor Sharman 2 years ago

    When republicans spun conspiracy theories after Sandy Hook good Americans realized that republicans are just bad people proven by the corrupt trump administration. So good patriotic Americans will now ride rough shod over the dangerous conservatives and pass every prohibitive gun law we can think of. Destroy the NRA which is culpable for murdering our children and making American families fear for their life whenever they step out the front door.

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  • Sitar Outreach Ministry 2 years ago

    Thank you Stephen!

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