Subway Coronavirus Precautions, Dinosaur DNA, and Apple’s Phone Speed Lawsuit | The Daily Show

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Published on March 4, 2020

The New York subway combats coronavirus, dinosaur DNA is discovered, and Apple pays up after losing a class action lawsuit over intentionally throttling iPhone speeds. #TheDailyShow

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  • Andrew Virtue 2 years ago

    Heh…. he said disease. Even though it’s a virus. Hell it’s even in the name.

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  • ꧂Oddish꧂ 2 years ago

    The Corona virus came to crash the election. Ps. I’m safe because I didn’t have to vote for the queen. Just saying.

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  • Daniel Gengler 2 years ago

    Haz-rat suit.

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  • Neutron Pixie 2 years ago

    Deaths from covid 19- a few a day. Deaths from cars- 1500-3000 in the US alone, per day. In the sake of public safety, we need to start slashing tires.

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  • J N 2 years ago

    Failed border wall, it was the Democrats. Failed trade war, it was the Democrats. Violated the Constitution, it was the Democrats. Failed tarrifs, it was the Democrats. A dozen members of his administration were charged with crimes, it was the Democrats. Failed treaty with NK, it was the Democrats. The four times the Dow dropped in his first 3 years, it was the Democrats. Allowing Russia to interfere with our elections, it was the Democrats. The coronavirus spreads, DAMN Democrats again! He constantly fucks up and blames other people like a child and trumpanzees eat it up every time!

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  • AT 2 years ago

    First in 100 years, MTA is cleaning the subways 😂

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  • Bilal Qamar 2 years ago

    2021

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  • air port 2 years ago

    I hope they continue to only find plant eating dinosaurs.

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  • Thabiso Moloi 2 years ago

    All these Mexica..😐, all these Mexica..😡, I’m hungry! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • serenity4ever2010 2 years ago

    They need to clean the station. Oh boy, those rats are huge.

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  • Админ Рут 2 years ago

    2:53 Yes, Jurassic Park in NY Park. Yaay!! WHooo!!

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  • D ES 2 years ago

    Jurassic Park, what could go wrong? LOL

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  • TheDeadlyBlueWolf 2 years ago

    Tweets that delete themselves but no EDIT BUTTON!? Shame on you twitter, shame! ALSO fix my god fluffing notifications! They haven’t been working since December!

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  • artimus 2 years ago

    @03:28 …that Popeyes truck should have a big sign on it that says “TASTES LIKE CHICKEN”!

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  • TooLegit TooWhit 2 years ago

    Who out there leaving Trevor Noah on read??????

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  • akinlaja jeremiah 2 years ago

    Why is he sending Mis you to David!!!! weird.

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  • Danny Ni 2 years ago

    WHY IS NOONE TACKLING THE ASSAULTS AND HARRASSMENT ASIAN ARE RECEIVING???

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  • DrJamesYT 2 years ago

    I’m ded 💀

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  • urdujans 2 years ago

    these Mexicans ….
    these Mexicans ….
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    I want T-Rex drumstick

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  • Caty Bee 2 years ago

    I honestly thought they would have been wiping down the cars and kiosks every day??

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