well, they do say people who are overly dominant in their persona out in public are submissive in the bedroom, so i have little doubt it’s true. the things Melania must’ve… i’m sorry for putting that thought in your head.
Now I’m picturing Trump on all fours in skid mark underwear and a dog collar going “I’VE BEEN A BAD WITTLE BOY! TREAT ME LIKE FOX NEWS TREATS CROOKED HILLARY!”
Good shit
ReplyStormy + Trump = Strump
ReplyWait… is trump just hitting on hillary?
ReplyTrump has been fucked with a strap-on, guaranteed.
ReplyI like it when Stephen can’t contain his laughter.
ReplySerta’s PR people are scrambling into damage control as we type…
Replywell, they do say people who are overly dominant in their persona out in public are submissive in the bedroom, so i have little doubt it’s true. the things Melania must’ve… i’m sorry for putting that thought in your head.
ReplyTrump is teaching family values :v
Reply*Elect him president – Shame on you*
*Fail to find evidence that proves he is unfit for office – What the actual f**k is wrong with you?*
ReplyTrump administration!!!! where permanent job is less reliable than contractual one!!!!
ReplyRussian is sure panicking, they never thought there is OTHER pee-pee tape on horizon that competing with their own, its blackmail race to the bottom!
ReplyThis scandal is getting Stormy by the week.
Reply“Those lovely Russian gals were merely explaining Trickle Down Economics.”
Reply— _President Donald J. Trump_
“I’m great at sex. Like, i’m actually super good at it. If sex was a competition, i’d totally win.”
Reply-Trump’s speech to Hurricane Harvey survivors.
I’m pretty sure Stormy Daniels did her own take on the PP tape with Trump.
Replythe Northeast has been hit with multiple winter storms in the past ten days, but the White House continues to get hit by one storm(y daniels).
ReplyI never wanted to see sexy Colbert return. Why do you do this to me? I already bleached my eyes once.
ReplySure, Trump is a bad boy.That’s why he appointed Gina Haspel to CIA, She’s a Water Boarding expert.💦💦
ReplyNow I’m picturing Trump on all fours in skid mark underwear and a dog collar going “I’VE BEEN A BAD WITTLE BOY! TREAT ME LIKE FOX NEWS TREATS CROOKED HILLARY!”
ReplyI never would have pegged Trump as a submissive. But Stormy Daniels probably did.
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