Stop Treating The M&Ms Mascots As Sex Objects

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Published on January 21, 2022

The folks who make M&Ms unveiled updated looks for their candy-coated mascots today, intended to represent a more dynamic and progressive world. #Colbert #Comedy #CovidTests

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16 comments

  • Sequence77 2 years ago

    Thank you for supporting Preston’s book, BENCHLEY Steven!!! So excited. Thank you again.

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  • poocrafter2 2 years ago

    People who are sexually into M&Ms are still not as weird as Furries.

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  • mrnicewatch 88 2 years ago

    No , orange mnm is witnessing the legs being removed .

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  • Silk City Socialist 2 years ago

    “Woke” Capitalism….just what the world needs now! Anything to sell us more stuff….

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  • SuperMTight 2 years ago

    At least it’s a well for good jokes – nice writing there!

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  • S. M. Henderson 2 years ago

    First world problems

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  • Angry Customer 2 years ago

    M&Ms, putting lay in Nestle

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  • freeamsterdam 2 years ago

    If the colored shells are their clothes then the brown one might as well be wearing Saran wrap. I still want the green one to dump milk chocolate on my chest though

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  • Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!) 2 years ago

    They’re not sex objects. They’re sex SYMBOLS!

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  • Jr Manzan 2 years ago

    Bitelabs now sell “artisanal”salami made from cloned meat of celebrities. we can literally eat people richer and prettier than us

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  • L H 2 years ago

    As a cranky old GenX, I demand they replace blue with the old light brown.

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  • Dakhoth 2 years ago

    I’m still wondering why M&Ms are Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and . . . Brown. It’s like the rainbow suddenly took a sh*t.

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  • anthony cheesman 2 years ago

    We are in the dumbest timeline .

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  • EnoVarma 2 years ago

    “Stop Treating The M&Ms Mascots As Sex Objects” Don’t tell me how to live MY life!

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  • mzmendy 2 years ago

    The M&Ms were not on the radar for cancelation. Are they tryna get ahead of the curve? Or just looking for some extra free press?

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  • Quantum Shhhart 2 years ago

    dried M&M legs… I always wondered what them old candy cigarettes were made of.

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