Anthony Scaramucci’s call to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza was on the record and off the wall.
one-video monologues are so relaxing
I just came back from McDonald’s at 3:30 AM like the degenerate I am and I’m looking for something to watch while I eat, and Colbert’s monologue was uploaded 30 seconds ago. *wipes away tears* “You da real MVP”
Steve Bannon: Paul Ryan’s a limp dick. The Mooch: Bannon sucks his own cock. Trump: My dick is yuuugge. Its tremendous…aaaand its Obama’s fault U.S. : *FACEPALMS*
Doesn’t matter if you are repubplican or Democrat……you have to admit that WH is full on entertainment mode.
INT. SATRIALE’S — NIGHT _Tony and Christopher bust through the double-doors, each carrying the end of a body. As they lay it out on the butcher’s table, we finally see the face. It’s Scaramucci_ TONY: _(out of breath)_ You believe this fuckin’ guy?! CHRISTOPHER: _(agreeing)_ Total piece of shit. TONY: I mean, we’ve got our share of douchebags in our line of work. But _this_ one— CHRISTOPHER: On a whole other fuckin’ level. TONY: So whadaya think? CHRISTOPHER: I think I’m not gonna be eatin’ anything from Satriale’s for a while. TONY: Nah, I mean — how you wanna do this? CHRISTOPHER: Ya know… the usual. Hundred pieces. Unsolvable fuckin’ puzzle. TONY: _(staring down at Scaramucci’s face with contempt)_ These fuckin’ Wall Street types. They’re all the same. CHRISTOPHER: They definitely don’t pay their fair share of taxes, that’s for sure. TONY: The motherfuckers pay the capital gains rates. Hell, I gotta pay thirty-nine percent just to keep the feds off my ass. CHRISTOPHER: _(agreeing)_ I know. I know. TONY: And the _mouth_ on this one… CHRISTOPHER: Geezus! Swore like a truck driver with Tourette Syndrome. TONY: Unbe-fucking-lievable. Anyway, let’s get started — I gotta get home for dinner. Told Carmela I’d pick up somethin’ on the way. _Christopher begins sawing the body_ CHRISTOPHER: _(loudly, over the cutting noises)_ Hey— _He holds up a freshly severed leg for Tony_ CHRISTOPHER: You wanna take her some Prosciutto di Douche-O? _Tony smiles as the cutting sounds grow more and more pronounced_ FADE OUT
9:57 “Trump is the smartest person I ever worked for” wow, imagine the morons Scaramucci must have worked for in the past..
Float like a Butterfly, stab like a Mooch.
I already miss Sean Spicey.
I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of “Front Stabbed!”
Supercalistabaliciousexpialidocious is a wonderful word.
guy ordering martini @ bowling alley. ROFL
Stephen Colbert, and man who never fails to get a laugh out of me using this bit
11:50 he was obviously talking about the Russian nesting fish doll of course.
Spicer seems like a cute little poppy compared to this Mooch. 🐶Vs😈
This segment has brought me true joy.
Given how much ass-kissing he does we sure his nickname shouldn’t be the Smooch?
Thank you for not splitting up the Monologue. Much appreciated.
Scaramucci: “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” but what sells this hilarious quote though is this: “Bannon declined to comment.”
Trump and his admin continue to bring classless and undignified behavior into the WH.
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