Stephen Takes A Front-Stab At Scaramucci’s Phone Interview

Published on July 28, 2017

Anthony Scaramucci’s call to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza was on the record and off the wall.

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  • Finn Underwood 2 years ago


  • Sarahcate Roberson 2 years ago

    one-video monologues are so relaxing

  • Dare to Zlatan 2 years ago

    I just came back from McDonald’s at 3:30 AM like the degenerate I am and I’m looking for something to watch while I eat, and Colbert’s monologue was uploaded 30 seconds ago.
    *wipes away tears* “You da real MVP”

  • Annie parker 2 years ago

    Steve Bannon: Paul Ryan’s a limp dick.
    The Mooch: Bannon sucks his own cock.
    Trump: My dick is yuuugge. Its tremendous…aaaand its Obama’s fault
    U.S. : *FACEPALMS*

  • Lord Of Bitches 2 years ago

    Doesn’t matter if you are repubplican or Democrat……you have to admit that WH is full on entertainment mode.

  • fidorover 2 years ago

    _Tony and Christopher bust through the double-doors, each carrying the end of a body. As they lay it out on the butcher’s table, we finally see the face. It’s Scaramucci_
    TONY: _(out of breath)_ You believe this fuckin’ guy?!
    CHRISTOPHER: _(agreeing)_ Total piece of shit.
    TONY: I mean, we’ve got our share of douchebags in our line of work. But _this_ one—
    CHRISTOPHER: On a whole other fuckin’ level.
    TONY: So whadaya think?
    CHRISTOPHER: I think I’m not gonna be eatin’ anything from Satriale’s for a while.
    TONY: Nah, I mean — how you wanna do this?
    CHRISTOPHER: Ya know… the usual. Hundred pieces. Unsolvable fuckin’ puzzle.
    TONY: _(staring down at Scaramucci’s face with contempt)_ These fuckin’ Wall Street types. They’re all the same.
    CHRISTOPHER: They definitely don’t pay their fair share of taxes, that’s for sure.
    TONY: The motherfuckers pay the capital gains rates. Hell, I gotta pay thirty-nine percent just to keep the feds off my ass.
    CHRISTOPHER: _(agreeing)_ I know. I know.
    TONY: And the _mouth_ on this one…
    CHRISTOPHER: Geezus! Swore like a truck driver with Tourette Syndrome.
    TONY: Unbe-fucking-lievable. Anyway, let’s get started — I gotta get home for dinner. Told Carmela I’d pick up somethin’ on the way.
    _Christopher begins sawing the body_
    CHRISTOPHER: _(loudly, over the cutting noises)_ Hey—
    _He holds up a freshly severed leg for Tony_
    CHRISTOPHER: You wanna take her some Prosciutto di Douche-O?
    _Tony smiles as the cutting sounds grow more and more pronounced_

  • BdR76 2 years ago

    9:57 “Trump is the smartest person I ever worked for” wow, imagine the morons Scaramucci must have worked for in the past..

  • Nonofya Bidnez 2 years ago

    Float like a Butterfly, stab like a Mooch.

  • Michael 19754 2 years ago

    I already miss Sean Spicey.

  • Nick Schafer 2 years ago

    I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of “Front Stabbed!”

  • Veteran Nintenerd 2 years ago

    The *Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucc*

  • Scythe Seven 2 years ago

    Supercalistabaliciousexpialidocious is a wonderful word.

  • Chill ass turtle 2 years ago

    guy ordering martini @ bowling alley. ROFL

  • Nicole Lindsay 2 years ago

    Stephen Colbert, and man who never fails to get a laugh out of me using this bit

  • Rajashree Ghosh 2 years ago

    11:50 he was obviously talking about the Russian nesting fish doll of course.

  • ghaida h 2 years ago

    Spicer seems like a cute little poppy compared to this Mooch. 🐶Vs😈

  • Dan Rudy 2 years ago

    This segment has brought me true joy.

  • PeterWDawson 2 years ago

    Given how much ass-kissing he does we sure his nickname shouldn’t be the Smooch?

  • VelociFaptor365 2 years ago

    Thank you for not splitting up the Monologue. Much appreciated.

  • Huda Ahmed 2 years ago

    Scaramucci: “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” but what sells this hilarious quote though is this: “Bannon declined to comment.”

    Trump and his admin continue to bring classless and undignified behavior into the WH.


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