Stephen Is Heart Sick, Stomach Sick And Just Plain Sick, Too

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Published on January 15, 2016

The news of the deaths of both David Bowie and Alan Rickman have left Stephen reeling. And he’s still not over the sandwich incident from last week.

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59 comments

  • Dominique N 4 years ago

    first

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  • Nandini Joshi 4 years ago

    Second. God am I early.

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  • Paladin Waffles 4 years ago

    lol

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  • patrick watkins 4 years ago

    2:46 ouch that burn had to hurt.

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  • Ziim 4 years ago

    Wow. Some people desperately need a hobby.

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  • charley15z 4 years ago

    “The tomato’s on the bottom, dude”…

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  • Chris Li Loia 4 years ago

    R.I.P Alan Rickman

    …U will be missed!!!

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  • spartanB0292 4 years ago

    Alan Rickman’s death was the first to truly affect me.

    First because he was a great actor who I was really fond of. Second because
    I have watched the entire Harry Potter movie saga multiple times, across
    nearly a decade. His death feels like a reminder that I’m not a kid
    anymore.

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  • Johnny Sullivan 4 years ago

    6mm? is that what you tell your girlfriend?

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  • Nikan Zare 4 years ago

    rip to alan rickman .
    you are forever in our hearts

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  • James A 4 years ago

    don’t mess with hello Deli and Rupert Jee Colbert!

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  • HectorSolis02 4 years ago

    @stephencolbert Savage

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  • ocpd23 4 years ago

    As we watch Stephen Colbert slowly turn into Jeremy Clarkson

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  • Federico Elliot 4 years ago

    I’ve made a BLT every day since last week when Stephen introduced me to
    them. They are so amazing

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  • Daniel Reimer 4 years ago

    +James Logan Your famous

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  • Field Marshal Fry 4 years ago

    Bowie and Rickman were both 69, Trump is 69, the best we can hope for was
    that this is some weird sacrifice to off the badly tanned walrus in a bad
    wig

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  • mirg z 4 years ago

    Am I the only one who was more bothered by the fact that the bread looked
    stiff as a board?

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  • Sleepy .Time 4 years ago

    fucking cancer

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  • Thijs 4 years ago

    The transition from alan rickman to his blt should be different. It’s like
    an article on war right next to an article on Santa. rip alan

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  • Sora Shiun'in 4 years ago

    Dam that was a savage burn.

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  • Febreze4urAnus 4 years ago

    Eerily enough I actually read the chapter in Deathly Hallows where
    Professor Snape dies last night. Then woke up the next morning to find out
    that Alan Rickman had passed… It hit me hard. An iconic character. An
    even more iconic actor. RIP Alan Rickman.

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  • supershinigami1 4 years ago

    Alan Rickmans death is the most tragic death of 2016.

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  • WhereWords Fail 4 years ago

    Savage retaliation.

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  • KingOfMadCows 4 years ago

    By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Suns of Worvan, you shall be remembered.

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  • bloggs24 4 years ago

    Omg he didnt take a bite!

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  • tinytanks 4 years ago

    Stephen’s teleprompted eulogy into complaining about a week-old sandwich is
    a good example why his show is not doing well. All of his “heartfelt”
    responses end up feeling horribly stilted, something which Jon Stewart,
    David Letterman, et al never had any problems with (or teleprompters for).

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  • Amylopez15 4 years ago

    I completely broke down in the shower bawling my eyes out. I know I may
    have not personally known Alan but, he was one of my favorite actors. And I
    dreamed one day to meet him. 🙁 RIP #always

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  • Mr. Couch Cushions 4 years ago

    God damn it Stephen! it’s 5 in the morning, I got work at 11. STOP MAKING
    ME CRAVE BLT’S!

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  • budred123 - Bernie Sanders FTW - 4 years ago

    I think this is a conspiracy: Lemmy, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman all die
    of cancer within a few weeks, Obama announces plan for America to cure
    cancer at the State of the Union Address. Coincedence? I think not! (but
    what the hell do I know?)

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  • Isaac Tan 4 years ago

    HO HO Savage

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  • SupplySide Jesus 4 years ago

    Glad to hear that the cure for cancer is coming along well!

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  • supershinigami1 4 years ago

    3:03 Look at that article. It clearly repeats itself

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  • FreneticKey 4 years ago

    bowie I will miss totally

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  • ShadyShadok 4 years ago

    How he went from Alan Rickman’s death to T-les BLT-Sandwich…savage.

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  • JRScrambo 4 years ago

    The most important sandwich to me is the BLT and the most important thing
    about a good BLT is the proper ratio of bacon to lettuce to tomato. Each
    ingredient should make up about 1/3 of an inch. People need to get their
    shit straight

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  • Michelle Topham 4 years ago

    Just devastated Alan Rickman died. Such an amazing actor and a lovely,
    lovely man. A great loss.

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  • drivic 4 years ago

    Damn, the online backlash on that whole BLT exaggeration really got to him.
    Too bad the response was still so overly defensive but I guess it’s good he
    at least gave the issue some attention?

    I don’t know, but if the original segment was already kinda cringy for
    blowing over the top something that wasn’t even true to begin with, this
    one did’t exactly improve his cause (well, other than the part where he
    recommended the place that made the sandwich, that was alright).

    Great tribute to Alan Rickman, nonetheless, but it’s getting really weird
    how no one seems to even fucking acknowledge Lemmy’s death a few days
    earlier. I mean, I get it, Bowie and Rickman were huge pop culture icons
    and probably reached thousands of millions of people, but to disregard
    Lemmy’s influence on music in general is not only ignorant, but plain
    disrespectful.

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  • DarkestHour 4 years ago

    Stephen i love you man you are the absolute fucking best tv host today
    period.

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  • MrSkeezymak 4 years ago

    RIP Hans Gruber :(

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  • Alex Coffey 4 years ago

    Colbert’s gone fucking savage.

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  • libert1ne 7 4 years ago

    whats up with 2 people dying at 69 lol/ i might have to fuck myself up to
    that age too! haha man we’re all dead :(

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  • sollux captor 4 years ago

    0:17 losing a bit of hair there, Stephen?

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  • Eva Georgieva 4 years ago

    Thank you so much for this tribute to the wonderful Alan Rickman!!! I am
    still crying about his loss! And you are the only one show host that paid
    tribute to him! Thank you!

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  • jkand 4 years ago

    Stephen seems to have some hair issues.

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  • clarkkers 4 years ago

    I bet they thought he said extra bacon, cuz that’s a lot of pork.

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  • nao waldr 4 years ago

    part time talk show host, full time savage.

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  • LazarheaD 4 years ago

    Yuck!

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  • Sloopyla 4 years ago

    NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

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  • Dee Kay 4 years ago

    Tomatoes are like harmonicas.

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  • astrea79 4 years ago

    IMHO A BLT with pale, out-of-season, imported from Chile tomatoes isn’t a
    real BLT either. Nothing beats tomatoes from your own garden.

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  • Alejandra Navash 4 years ago

    The sandwich at the end reminded me the dude that pay a car ticket with 5
    boxes of single pennies, the one that John Oliver talked about :’D hahaha
    resentment

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  • hamsterpoop 4 years ago

    0:25 is stephen going bald?

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  • TheNeoReaper 4 years ago

    You said there was no tomato & now you’re saying there isn’t enough.

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  • Goland454 4 years ago

    I hate tomato. I would have loved that sandwich & not complained!~!

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  • toastabear 4 years ago

    Am I the only one who likes Stephen less after watching this? I’ve been a
    huge fan for years, but dude…talk about first world problems. That whole
    bit made me uncomfortable.

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  • Vic Stevinson 4 years ago

    That was a nice short tribute to Rickman, washed away by a tidal wave of
    sandwich rant.

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  • DioOmicida 4 years ago

    HA! 6 millimeters!
    GOT EEEMM!

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  • Rosa Caballero 4 years ago

    About Rickman and Bowie, that was well said. We all miss them very much,
    and I know somewhere they are both rocking out w/ Lemmy. RIP gentlemen, and
    FUCK CANCER!!

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  • Art PlusSign 4 years ago

    Alan was great

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