Stephen Is Back, The Government Is Not

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Published on January 7, 2019

Stephen is back from hiatus. The government is not.

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  • King Midas 5 months ago

    Welcome back?? nope!
    *Thank God your back!”*
    👍😁

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  • Commander Useless 5 months ago

    8:40 the moment when Trump realizes “Oh, I can do that?”

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  • David Edwards 5 months ago

    I’m glad you mentioned China in the monologue about a steel wall. Because that is most likely where tRump will buy the the steel. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the steel wall was contracted out to a tRump company. That would explain the sudden .7 $ Billion price rise.

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  • Hammad Ali 5 months ago

    My days felt incomplete without these monologues. Nice to have you back, Stephen.

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  • Daniel 89 5 months ago

    STEVE GETTIN PHATTT

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  • Brian Larson 5 months ago

    wow, south park was right…..

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  • Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer 5 months ago

    Obama has walls because he doesn’t live in glass houses. Seth Meyers on the other hand…

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  • Josh Charlat 5 months ago

    How about all members of Congress and Trump don’t get paid until the government reopens. Some of them need the money.

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  • nelda blanco 5 months ago

    #DontTuneInToTrumpHaHaHa!

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  • Nadia Voun 5 months ago

    Of course the wall wasn’t his idea. He has no ideas.

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  • Nader Bijarchi 5 months ago

    I WONDER WHO WILL WRITE THE SPEECH FOR TRUMP ON TUESDAY. TRUMP IS A ILLITERATE PIMP.

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  • Michael Gfroerer 5 months ago

    Such high-quality lines, Mr. Colbert! Too bad President “A Hole” has to be a reality for the jokes.

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  • AngrySunTheory 5 months ago

    Hi, Stephen. The government says I’m non-essential. Just like my ex-girlfriend. You need any help on the set of the Late Show? I’ve got a lot of time on my hands right now.

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  • Sammie Jo 5 months ago

    I am a little upset with Mr. Colbert right now. There is so much going on with the so-called government, where is my favorite cartoon, ” Our Cartoon President”. I am out of work thanks to Trump’s wall. I could really use that cartoon right now. It has me laughing so hard I cry. However, I will miss the cartoon Jeff Session and the general. Come on Stephen gives us something, those who like the program.

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  • ADMA 5 months ago

    “See, Obama has a wall around his compound. Steel barrier, or slats, or fence, whatever makes Nancy happy…” – 45

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  • Beacuzz 5 months ago

    9:20 that tweet couldn’t have been written by Trump. It has good spelling, proper punctuation, and multi-syllable words.

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  • Chris A 5 months ago

    Didn‘t Huckabee Sanders say, that they already have the funding for the wall a couple weeks back? I don‘t understand the shutdown.

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  • Ericka Jones 5 months ago

    The invisible wall😂.

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  • Space Coast Sports Cards 5 months ago

    👎👎👎

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  • Karelle 5 months ago

    It’s about time you came back

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