Stephen Colbert demands answers in an exclusive fake interview with Governor Ralph Northam.
Great once again
A moment of silence for Ralph Northam’s staff ???♂️
“Are these your PANTS?!” ???
ralph notham = undercover republikkkan
President Trumps MSM COVERAGE is over 90% negative. The President could cure cancer and the MSM headline would be “TRUMP PUTS DOCTORS OUT OF WORK” ! The President gets no credit or coverage from the MSM for the following : • Unprecedented improvement in Relations with North Korea avoiding possible Nuclear War. • Almost 5 million jobs created since election. • More Americans are now employed than ever recorded before in our history. • Created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since the election. • Manufacturing jobs growing at the fastest rate in more than THREE DECADES. • Economic growth last quarter hit 4.2 percent. • New unemployment claims recently hit a 49-year low. • Median household income has hit highest level ever recorded. • African-American unemployment has recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded. • Hispanic-American unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded. • Asian-American unemployment recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded. • Women’s unemployment recently reached the lowest rate in 65 years. • Youth unemployment has recently hit the lowest rate in nearly half a century. • Lowest unemployment rate ever recorded for Americans without a high school diploma. • Under this Administration, veterans’ unemployment recently reached its lowest rate in nearly 20 years. • Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election. • The Pledge to America’s Workers has resulted in employers committing to train more than 4 million Americans. President Trump is committed to VOCATIONAL education. • 95 percent of U.S. manufacturers are optimistic about the future—the highest ever. • Retail sales surged last month, up another 6 percent over last year. • Signed the biggest package of tax cuts and reforms in history. After tax cuts, over $300 billion poured back in to the U.S. in the first quarter alone. • As a result of our tax bill, small businesses will have the lowest top marginal tax rate in more than 80 years. • Helped win U.S. bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. • Helped win U.S.-Mexico-Canada’s united bid for 2026 World Cup. • Opened ANWR and approved Keystone XL and Dakota Access Pipelines. • Record number of regulations eliminated. • Enacted regulatory relief for community banks and credit unions. • Obamacare individual mandate penalty GONE. • This Administration is providing more affordable healthcare options for Americans through association health plans and short-term duration plans. • Last month, the FDA approved more affordable generic drugs than ever before in history. And thanks to our efforts, many drug companies are freezing or reversing planned price increases. • Reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs—saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone. • Signed Right-To-Try legislation. • Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic. • Reduced high-dose opioid prescriptions by 16 percent during first year in office. • Signed VA Choice Act and VA Accountability Act, expanded VA telehealth services, walk-in-clinics, and same-day urgent primary and mental health care. • Increased our coal exports by 60 percent; U.S. oil production recently reached all-time high. • United States is a net natural gas exporter for the first time since 1957. • Withdrew the United States from the job-killing Paris Climate Accord. • Cancelled the illegal, anti-coal, so-called Clean Power Plan. • Secured record $700 billion in military funding; $716 billion next year. • NATO allies are spending $69 billion more on defense since 2016. • Confirmed more circuit court judges than any other new administration. • Confirmed Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch and nominated Judge Brett Kavanaugh. • Withdrew from the horrible, one-sided Iran Deal. • Moved U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem. • Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court. • Issued Executive Order to keep open Guantanamo Bay. • Concluded a historic U.S.-Mexico Trade Deal to replace NAFTA. And negotiations with Canada are underway as we speak. • Reached a breakthrough agreement with the E.U. to increase U.S. exports. • Imposed tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum to protect our national security. • Imposed tariffs on China in response to China’s forced technology transfer, intellectual property theft, and their chronically abusive trade practices. • Net exports are on track to increase by $59 billion this year. • Improved vetting and screening for refugees, and switched focus to overseas resettlement. • We have begun BUILDING THE WALL. Republicans want STRONG BORDERS and NO CRIME. Democrats want OPEN BORDERS which equals MASSIVE CRIME ! Fighting back against sanctuary cities. Record arrests at the Border over 200,000 including100,000 Assaults, 80,000 Sex Crimes, and 4,000 murderers . The President created the Victims of Immigration Crime Office. • Recognized Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel • Signed trade deal with China • Rolled back Obama’s Cuba Policy • Reduced White House Payroll • Created Task force to reduce crime • Sending education back to the States • Fixing the Department of Veteran Affairs • Signed Executive Orders to Protect Police Officers, to Promote Energy, To Target Drug Cartels. And To Protect Religious Freedoms • Created Commissions to fight Opioid Addiction and Human Trafficking • Imposed Steel and Aluminum Tariffs • Forced China to Reduce Tariffs • Signed ‘Fosta Bill’ Targeting online Sex Trafficking
Of course he had to throw in the moonwalk! Classic colbert ?
Come on.. ask the questions we wanna know! Is Billie Jean his lover or not!?!?!?
I would not have gone with MJ as my cover story, did you see the type of paint he used, heck it might even be black latex. And it is not like he was trying to cover his skin, no he has that shyt all gobbed up and slathered on in such a way as to make him look deformed. This is not an ordinary case of misrepresenting race in an insensitive way. This is blatant and ridiculous racism, I mean MJ and a clan Dragon come on are we really supposed to buy that. Some sort of opposites party and he is with a clan dragon and the opposite of that is MJ? I don’t think that is how that works.
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