To join the ranks of North Korea’s military it takes discipline, dedication, and some nifty dance moves. Stephen’s Monday monologue contains all three.
Kim Jong Un looks like a fat Kim Jong Un.
So happy when I saw the notification. I miss Stephen!
“…and what’s even more exciting, Maria: when we’re in the middle of nuclear war with North Korea, China and Russia in a couple of weeks, the fantastic chefs at Mar-a-Lago have promised to make me their Apocalyptic Apple Pie. I haven’t tasted it yet, but I hear it’s to die for.” — _Donald Trump_
Longest 10days of my life. Welcome back Stephen, we all missed you.
In reference to the MOAB, it’s actually called a Massive Ordnance Air Blast, abbreviated MOAB, and the name “Mother of All Bombs” is just a coined nickname, not the actual title for the weapon.
Dear America, we’re trying very hard not to blame all of you for that idiot running your country. We know that only a very loud minority actually support the puffy cheeto.
Hugs and kisses, Rest of the world.
Will Jon ever shut the fuck up
that goose stepping ?
Funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen on the show @6:50. Straight outta the Monty Python rule book.
2:20 this is when we decide if we reeeeeeally need Trump as our President still…..I mean cmon Granted this year has been HILARIOUS watching his dumbass try. But I think we’ve had enough. The joke can’t go on forever.
Good thing Trump has a Slovenian wife to remind him how to stand for the US Anthem
New advertising for chocolate cakes ”Our cake is so good it makes you want to bomb Syria”
You’re not allowed another vacation! I have not been entertained.., shame on you .,, we missed you 🙂
_Reads title_ Wait what.
Omg …….that dance is now my gif
Sssssoooooo he decided to bomb Iraq… I mean Syria with 59 cruise missiles… while eating cake… #lethimeatcake
Marie Antoinette said let them eat cake, you know what happened to her. Let’s face it he’s already lost his head. Trump is so disgusting it’s unbelievable.
Huffing Trump has been proven to cause brain damage.
you know Churchill drank whisky during his speeches
Trump erratic behavior is causing countries to turn themselves against the U.S.
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