After seeing the new “Star Wars” trailer, Stephen is pretty sure he knows exactly what happens.
I’m so excited!!!
I wanna watch Stephen play Star Wars Battlefront.
*MAKE IT HAPPEN COLBERT!*
Stephen needs to have a cameo in a Star wars film.
Then James Franco pops out of nowhere and brandishes a red lightsaber and Duel of the Fates starts playing from the band
He should have Patton Oswalt as a guest and just debate Star Wars and other nerdly topics…that would be epic!
The force is strong with this one
Just kidding. I was eating up every one of his delicious words.
I think Stephen is pretty accurate. We’ll be back in Dec
Good… Let the nerd flow through you.
I have a feeling that Colbert will have a cameo in the movie.
Doesn’t sound that bad
come on its gonna suck the trailer for episode 1 looked really cool and that sucked and this is gonna suck too
From what I’ve heard this is pretty spot on.
He was a lot funnier on The Colbert Report.
Trump Supporter are idiots do they really believe he is just going to win the election and start making changes ,if it was that easy it would have already been done. We have something call the do nothing congress ,and that all going to happen ,,,Nothing !
Sounds like a pretty solid theory
I have started watching Star Wars last week and by God why didn’t anyone tell me!!!! To watch the original trilogy first!!! Misah’s viewing experience forever scarred
Luke secretly trains Kylo Ren to create an imbalance so strong in the force that it awakens to rebalance itself. Also, Luke kills Han. Spoilers.
That actually sounds legit.but if this is all true, it kinda reminds me of Legend of Korra.
lol, “nerf herders”?!?!
Deep in Colbert is such a nerd. And that’s why I love him!
But where does Jar Jar fit in?
Stephen Colbert 2016
That’s actually a good theory lol
I fricken love this show!
If he guessed it correctly , I am not even mad. That is awesome :D
this idea’s pretty great, but I highly doubt the director understands the source material for this movie. he also directed the Star Trek reboot without the slightest understanding of what Star Trek was originally about. it felt like watching a Michael Bay movie. ewwwww.
You can see his eyes darting from side to side reading the prompter 🙂 You gotta love Stephen talking Star Wars :)
Stephen Colbert for new Iron Man movie.
Even if he had somehow already seen the film, and this was an *actual* spoiler, that sounds so good I wouldn’t even be mad, in fact, it’d be brilliant, and one hell of a Star Wars film.
i bet that was a comment on Siria
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! THIS COULD FUCKING BE IT!!!! Wow, Stephen, you’ve nailed it again! Imagined that being the actual plot! And since Disney actually likes showing the grey layers to the villains in almost every Disney movie plot, that’s why I say that THIS COULD VERY WELL FUCKING BE IT!!!
Not even close, Stephen.
star wars is so over rated
An interesting theory, but I’m not quite sure it’ll hold up. I mean would this make Captain Phasma and Kylo Ren good guys? Captain Phasma is literally a chrome stormtrooper. I think the Resistance is still the underdog/good guys, but I’m guessing that not every character’s allegiance is what it appears to be.
That sounds much more interesting than what it’s probably actually going to be.
he is a smoothie
Some black guy was clapping with keyboard in his hand Just saying
Yes indeed, yes indeed.
No mention of Jar Jar, this segment is pointless!
OMG he is soo good! I`d like to watch him in a movie!
Luke Skywalker is chilling in that temple with all the flags hanging above the courtyard. It must be an ancient Jedi temple. He has to be there.
This guy must have been reading my comments, because his predictions are uncannily similar.
Stephen Colbert is so wizard when it comes to Star Wars. I still remember his Colbert Report clip when he explained the cross blade lightsaber to us scruffy looking nerfherders and established his position as the number 1 original fan. If his plot theory doesn’t come true when the movie comes out less than two months now I’ll be shocked.
JJ Abrams name is Jar Jar Abrams and his talent is about on par.
An open letter to Stephen: Dear Mr. Colbert, I greatly admire your sharp wit, knowledge of world affairs, and testicular fortitude when it comes to expressing your thoughts and opinions regarding said affairs. That said, I believe it should be brought to your attention, that when you constantly engage in Star Wars related dialogue, you are, in effect, alienating (no pun intended) many of your viewing audience. Shocking as this may sound, not all of us are fascinated by gay robots, a light saber wielding sasquatch, or a tramp with cinnamon rolls on her head. You know, I was thinking, in the 1960s the blacks finally had enough and stood up for their rights, the LGBT community did the same circa 2005 – 2015, and now it’s our turn – the non-starwars fans, or NSWF. The difference, however, between the NSWF movement and the aforementioned, is twofold, i.e. 1) we are ALL colors, not just one; 2) we include the heterosexual community (of which I am a card carrying member). Let this open letter commence a movement, not only across America, but across the globe! Never again shall we feel pressured or compelled to feign interest. I believe it was John Quincy Adams who once said, “weez gots rights, nigga.” Indeed – we have rights. Thank you for your time and consideration, Stephen. Sincerely, Kevin Grand Poobah, NSWF Chapter 16 Lemon Grove , CA
Jeffrey Jacob Abrams
His delivery has gotten better after the first month. The first episode Colbert looked like the size of the room was gonna swallow him in comparison to Comedy Central haha
I haven’t watched Star Wars and don’t get any of these 🙁 Probably should go watch some day.
That actually isn’t a bad theory.
Worst load of horse pucky in the whole damn universe!
Nah. I think, based in the trailer, it’s just a storm trooper coming to terms with how the empire is secular to itself, and struggle to finds meaning until he discovers religion (the force) and help bring down the empire once and for all. The best in scifi follows this motif (Star Wars, Firefly, Bladerunner, Equilibrium, 1985)
Chewbacca dies. I have proof.
Man if that’s just the first movie what’s going to happen in episodes VII and VIII??
Make it so, number one.
This one should be free to watch , George Lucas has some making up to do for fucking us over with his last three Star wars disasters he made . If I see that fucking Jar Jar Binks in this one , I’m punching someone in the face …Anyone really .
in short: Luke becomes the bad guy.
Also Han Solo dies. Spoiler btw.
he’s brilliant because… He didn’t REALLY say anything.
meh, he couldn’t have been more generic… 1/1000th of the awesomeness of Patton Oswalt’s filibuster on Parks&Rec
Sorry, was bored when the 4th film made its flimsy commercial over reach to the box office and I am unlikely to bother seeing the new one any time in the next few years. I still haven’t bothered to see any of the series after seeing the 4th film.
Jar Jar Abrams?
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