Stephen Colbert’s RejecTED Talks, Vol. 2

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Published on November 7, 2015

Not every TED talk sees the light of day, and that’s wrong. Fortunately, Stephen has unearthed some heretofore hidden gems.

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29 comments

  • sodbuster137 5 years ago

    First like, sixth view. This is going on my resume.

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  • Cameron Naugle 5 years ago

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

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  • Agent Smidt 5 years ago

    “I think we all learned something tonight, I can’t prove it, but I think we
    did” lol!

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  • KingOfMadCows 5 years ago

    Could also be Colonel Sanders.

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  • Mediaright 5 years ago

    That second one…I can’t even….perfect.

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  • PurpleMetal75 5 years ago

    Given the choice between Mark Twain or Albert Einstein, I vote for Colonel
    Sanders.

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  • Sushant Thapaliya 5 years ago

    Are these real?

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  • No Mauvaise Foi 5 years ago

    That talk: How to speak so people will listen, is pretty awful at
    reinforcing gender norms and stereotypes which is really problematic in our
    society.

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  • Coregame3 5 years ago

    Could’ve been BERNIE SANDERS

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  • incrediblejonas 5 years ago

    The Mark Twain one was excellent

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  • The Great Catsby 5 years ago

    Better than 90% of TED Talks

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  • thegoddamnbatman1047 5 years ago

    He stole this from Cracked?

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  • mnchls 5 years ago

    producer Gabe from Bunk?

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  • DUKE NUKEM 5 years ago

    Stephen found boxes of a ted show and they are actual disks. Jon Stewart
    would have just a VHS tape sharpie labeled rejectTED.

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  • Brett Naysmith 5 years ago

    Better than the TEDx circle-jekers..

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  • Pmag86 5 years ago

    They ripped this off cracked’s DED talks

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  • L Gorman 5 years ago

    Who is Ted? Why does he Talk?
    Does he talk about marijuana? Is he on marijuana? Is he Mark Twain or Mark
    Train?
    Who rejects Ted? Why does he dress up in a smart guy costume?

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  • Kishor Hembram 5 years ago

    fake ted doesnt cracked do that already

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  • PS3Juggalo 5 years ago

    Way to steal a bit from Cracked….guess you “learned it online”…

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  • Stu Mackenzie 5 years ago

    BACK
    TO
    SQUARE
    ONE

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  • zev piro 5 years ago

    lol the second Ted talk actually makes an important point

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  • Michael Delgado 5 years ago

    “It’s Mark Twain…”?

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  • ThePharphis 5 years ago

    What IS the biggest rock?

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  • ThePharphis 5 years ago

    The Onion did these way better

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  • astor fenoglio 5 years ago

    the mark twain Einstein sketch was brilliant

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  • TheLeagueObservers 5 years ago

    I unsubscribed from TED quite a while ago. They become increasingly
    preaching and it just comes off too strong.

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  • Maureen McLean 5 years ago

    I liked Mark Twain. He had a lot of funny comments about Government.

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  • Manfred von Richthofen 5 years ago

    It was clearly Twain.

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  • Professicchio 5 years ago

    That ‘Einstein or Twain?’ talk was way more absorbing, logical and poignant
    than anything I’ve heard from actual TED talks.

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