Stephen Colbert’s Midnight Confessions, Vol. XLIII

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Published on February 8, 2019

Call me a Valentine’s Day traditionalist, but I just really like shooting arrows at people while wearing a diaper.

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20 comments

  • Aditya Waghmare 4 months ago

    I am gonna say the N-Word

    Nutrition

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  • Jason Bean 4 months ago

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.:)

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 4 months ago

    At least you aren’t as drunk as Seth Meyers.

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  • Aman Panda 4 months ago

    Isn’t Stephen deaf in that ear?

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  • Inez Qtaish 4 months ago

    INEZ Qtaish don’t drink alcohol, inez Qtaish don’t smoke nothing, inez Qtaish don’t even have sex because inez Qtaish is not married and inez Qtaish do not have no mental illnesses what so NEVER.

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  • mori1bund 4 months ago

    The tequila one was my favorite! 🙂

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  • Cancun771 4 months ago

    It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.

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  • Yanti Ashaiban 4 months ago

    2:07 this comes to mind
    0118 999 88119 9119725…3

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  • w b 4 months ago

    Having tequila myself.

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  • An Nguyen 4 months ago

    this running joke about alcoholism makes me concerned if stephen has a substance abuse problem

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  • Jon Blondell 4 months ago

    That Empire number!

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  • Rainy Zion 4 months ago

    I love the confessions segment😂😂😂😂

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  • Dave Bartosh 4 months ago

    I’m still haunted by the Latino Optimum commercial: 8-7-7 3-9-3 4-4-4-ooooooh! (nothing against Latinos >;-)

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  • MrKErocks 4 months ago

    Go forth and sin no more…

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  • bwzes03 4 months ago

    Of course everybody freaks out when you drink tequila at 8:00 am… there should not be a worm in tequila.
    thats Mezcal….

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  • Dante Poe 4 months ago

    The Roman numeral on this episode makes no sense. 10-50-3? Episode -37?

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  • Jerpon Emyce 4 months ago

    Hotel?

    Trivago

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  • Kyle Towers 4 months ago

    “I’ve discovered an 8th deadly sin and it’s fantastic.” Stephen, you are my hero!

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  • Peak Hawking 4 months ago

    0:39 LOL

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  • Tim Harb 4 months ago

    you shouldn’t make fun of religion. whatever your belief is. dunoo. im just not that liberal. there are people who find this offensive and i dont see how offending people can be “progressive”.

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