Stephen Colbert’s Hot Takes

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  • The Natural Gamer 3 years ago

    first

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  • OrigMedia 3 years ago

    Misplaced bacon rage.

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  • kWazt 3 years ago

    I was like ‘the f*** is JK Simmons doing in there?’, right off the bat,
    ladies .. #justwokeup

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  • Adhi N 3 years ago

    colbert needs segment like the word in TCR

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  • TheOldschool90s 3 years ago

    JK Simmons LOL

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  • BryceStawski 3 years ago

    I love Stephen. Please, keep this segment.

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  • Joseph Iglehart 3 years ago

    26th show was fantastic and the logs maybe a Colbert Christmas

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  • dfggdf dfgdf 3 years ago

    *offers greasy hand from under desk for high-five*

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  • lirothen 3 years ago

    JK Simmons!

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  • Fazonna 3 years ago

    How does he synch his actions with the digital graphic edits in real time?

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  • Adrian Lopez 3 years ago

    Lol I am drunk hahhahaha

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  • Joseph Goldwasser 3 years ago

    i actually saw jk simmons

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  • Bobby Lemon 3 years ago

    It’s SCHILLINGER !!

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  • Vaibhav Gupta 3 years ago

    “I don’t want any beacon”

    Hindus might say it.

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  • KingOfMadCows 3 years ago

    I don’t know. I think President JK Simmons would finally be able to deal
    with that Spider-Man menace.

    Also, is the guy in the lower right corner OCP president Dick Jones from
    Robocop?

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  • payableondeath7 3 years ago

    I was just wondering after seeing the group of people running for
    nomination how long Late Night had been sneaking other people into the
    group photo, and then Colbert pointed it out. Could have been an
    interesting easter egg to leave in and see how many people catch it each
    time

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  • ChillChannel 3 years ago

    Don’t mean to be offensive, but it would be cooler if the sidekick was more
    like Andy or Higgins

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  • 123Comrade 3 years ago

    Those Spiderman photos will not get you a presidency! STAHP JK SIMMONS!

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  • Scramblieggs 3 years ago

    It makes my day when Stephen cracks up at his own jokes.

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  • ABONESR 3 years ago

    “an inmates who shanked his cellie with a prokchop ” xD

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  • Nathan Bowers 3 years ago

    No I saw him

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  • JewTube 3 years ago

    I totally noticed it and I went to look up his wiki and got confused it
    didn’t have anything about him running…

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  • Falor99 3 years ago

    Did he sneak a JK Simmons in there?

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  • Al Iasb Waled 3 years ago

    The writing in this show is just superb!
    some talented people work on this awesome show, keep it up

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  • Fleur Inoue 3 years ago

    Omg Colbert’s first crack up on this show haha

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  • k tab 3 years ago

    Oh I Saw JK Simmons, Stephen. We all did.

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  • corgi films 3 years ago

    HISSSSSSS!

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  • aleks 3 years ago

    I love this channel and Stephen, I actually watch every single video. It’s
    nice to see someone after Letterman who’s genuinely funny and doesn’t have
    to rely on the Internet or stupid content to make a show funny. Now, let me
    continue drinking this tea.

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  • riki davis 3 years ago

    hahahahaha JK Simmons in the presidents tho

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  • Michael Winter 3 years ago

    Good idea. Needs repackaging.

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  • John Colon 3 years ago

    Why was J K Simmons in the republic party segment? Hhahahahah

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  • xXUxCXx 3 years ago

    I noticed him!

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  • InfernoFlameZERO 3 years ago

    President Ackerman!

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  • Victoria Krupa 3 years ago

    OMG someone mention Belarus.

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  • Piotr Dubrawski 3 years ago

    Ha! you didnt fool me Stephen. I instantly saw that J.K Simmons is
    apparently running for a president. But hey.. I spend like 3 hours every
    day following politics so no wonder.

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  • Eric Ling 3 years ago

    That… is a flaming turd. I’d hate to meet the monkey that’s flinging
    them.

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  • Bos La Moss 3 years ago

    I think I should get a free case of alcohol and doughnuts because I did
    notice JK Simmons in there the first time. What do I win Stephen? ;-)

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  • Aravind A.V. 3 years ago

    Donal trump will be enlightened by this video ?. Free beacon and beer
    ???

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  • Ssgt Griggs 3 years ago

    I’d vote for JK Simmons

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  • Richard Meza-Lopez 3 years ago

    So truthiness in disguise?

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  • johnson thomas 3 years ago

    Eghj

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  • Olebull93 3 years ago

    I liked his old format better, it was much moore crisp :S

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  • Nathan M 3 years ago

    This is “tip of the hat, wag of the finger” from CC and I’m really excited
    for more of it.

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  • George Tarantino 3 years ago

    Bacon is fucking amazing!!

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  • Uljad Berdica 3 years ago

    I do not want bacon.. i am a muslim….. way not to go or to go Colbert!

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  • Sixth Jayhawk 3 years ago

    Stephen, maybe your graphics would look better if your producers didn’t
    have to wait two weeks to get a meeting with you.

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  • PS3Juggalo 3 years ago

    All I could look at was J.K. Simmons. I thought maybe he was running….

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  • User Error 3 years ago

    Too fuckin many commercials. I’m going to unsubscribe this show. Venal
    corporate assholes.

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  • pri2x0x 3 years ago

    Love how he constantly puts up the graphic of all the republican candidates
    to prove some point

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  • MrLocalguy 3 years ago

    I don’t like bacon.
    (Runs away and hides)

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  • Vladimir Karkarov 3 years ago

    I actually saw JK Simmons before he said it.

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  • 666melodeath666 3 years ago

    Cave Johnson for president

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  • Sixth Jayhawk 3 years ago

    The J.K. Simmons thing reminds me of that bit John Oliver does on “Last
    Week Tonight” where he puts up the graphic of whatever country he’s talking
    about and then says something like “But, you wouldn’t know about it,
    because that’s not even (insert country here).”

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  • Wily Werewolf 3 years ago

    hip hop is bad for the society cause it glamorizes thug life – late show is
    good cause it glamorizes lethargic entertainment…

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  • Zack Durrandon 3 years ago

    JK

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  • t500010000 3 years ago

    Colbert needs a segment where his old personality can come back I need him

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  • Jesse Prevallet 3 years ago

    So….. i totally saw JK Simmons. I was like, yeah Steven I’m pretty sure
    Juno’s Dad is not running for president.

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  • sajzilla 3 years ago

    The baseball jokes don’t even catch on, because nobody watches baseball
    anymore…

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  • Tyler Petty 3 years ago

    I saw JK Simmons before Colbert pointed it out!

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  • Mint Berry 3 years ago

    What a vain man, he still polishes his childhood trophies.

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  • john ware 3 years ago

    i think the problem with the middle east is lacking in pussy infrastructure
    not bacon

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  • Michael Ares 3 years ago

    Totally didn’t see JK Simmons. I guess I’m drunk haha

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  • Buenomars 3 years ago

    Don’t worry, when Craig Ferguson was at CBS his graphics team was even
    worse!

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  • Young Phantom FTW 3 years ago

    I usually never log into my youtube account, but I did today just to
    subscribe to this channel and write this comment. #Stephen2016

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  • Matthew KsE 3 years ago

    is that a monitor in the desk or just a reflective spot from the lights?

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  • mostmelon 3 years ago

    There’s a chance, a CHANCE mind you, that the president of Belarus may be
    real-life Homer Simpson that somehow rose to power through some
    shenanigans.

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  • Nate Littlefield 3 years ago

    GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

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  • Miles Karsch-Smith 3 years ago

    I love you Stephen. But I am a person who hates the smell and taste of
    bacon.

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  • BreadCrumbs 3 years ago

    Wait. J.K. Simmons is running for president?

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