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This year’s Consumer Electronics Show featured an array of predictably upsetting new gadgets, including a car with color-changing body panels and a furry robot that nibbles on your fingers. Stephen Colbert reviews all the new gear in the latest edition of his forward-looking technology segment, “Cyborgasm.” #Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm
please stop trying to make tig happen, she isnt funny.
ReplySpeaking of cows in the Matrix……….
ReplyCheck out – Kung Pow! Enter the Fist – instant classic. CHOSEN!
Do you think that when the cyborgs do eventually gain sentience that they will take it personally that we first made the robotic toilets?
ReplySo where are the stove top circular burners to beam us from place to place? My car is just about obsolete.
ReplyI feel like being hooked up to a machine extracting value from you while you’re being force fed crap and distracting you from this process is a virtual world simulating a fulfilling life is a metaphor for where we’re all heading.
Replycoming this summer .The mootrix
Reply“So, what do you do for a living?” “I design butthole identifying algorithms for toilets…” There go your chances for procreation…
ReplyJon, I love those blazers!
ReplySo now we are blinding cows???
ReplyMissed opportunity with that Mootrix poster. What about Cownu Reeves (or even Cownu Hooves)?
ReplyArrest that crowd for not laughing hard enough at the Mootrix joke! Try it again on a Friday audience.
ReplyMissed opportunity for Keamoo Reeves…..
ReplyWhy do I feel even more sorry for chickens than I did before?
“Dad, what’s going to happen to me when I grow up”?
“Well, my little McNugget, you won’t have to worry about growing up, because you’ll never make it that far. You’ll be shoved into a cage along with millions of others where you’ll get pooped on all day, until you’re dragged out, decapitated, drained of your blood, deep-fried and sold as a number 5 special. And that’s if you’re Lucky. If you’re unlucky, you’ll be ground into a paste, and extruded by a 3D printer before you’re cooked by lasers”,
“Thanks dad, I feel much worse now”.
Can people suck any harder?
Reply“Anal print” also known so “The New York Post”
ReplyWell that was somewhat disturbing I guess it might work out if you are stuck in space and wanted to cook chicken but I doubt the pace would still stick to the tray so probably not reliable
ReplyFemale cows..are subjected to having their calves ripped screaming from them while forceably lactating are now being given virtual reality goggles to remind them of a life they will never have. We are monsters.
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