Stephen Colbert’s Cyborgasm: The Worst Of CES 2022

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Published on January 11, 2022

This year’s Consumer Electronics Show featured an array of predictably upsetting new gadgets, including a car with color-changing body panels and a furry robot that nibbles on your fingers. Stephen Colbert reviews all the new gear in the latest edition of his forward-looking technology segment, “Cyborgasm.” #Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm

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25 comments

  • ThunderKB21 4 months ago

    please stop trying to make tig happen, she isnt funny.

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  • Spencer Smith 4 months ago

    Speaking of cows in the Matrix……….
    Check out – Kung Pow! Enter the Fist – instant classic. CHOSEN!

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  • Taylor Maid 4 months ago

    Do you think that when the cyborgs do eventually gain sentience that they will take it personally that we first made the robotic toilets?

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  • Laura gn 4 months ago

    So where are the stove top circular burners to beam us from place to place? My car is just about obsolete.

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  • J-Dubb 4 months ago

    I feel like being hooked up to a machine extracting value from you while you’re being force fed crap and distracting you from this process is a virtual world simulating a fulfilling life is a metaphor for where we’re all heading.

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  • Danielle King 4 months ago

    coming this summer .The mootrix

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  • Jörg Maaß 4 months ago

    “So, what do you do for a living?” “I design butthole identifying algorithms for toilets…” There go your chances for procreation…

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  • Renda CY Nkum 4 months ago

    Jon, I love those blazers!

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  • A Vague & Mysterious Name 4 months ago

    So now we are blinding cows???

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  • StarPlaty 4 months ago

    Missed opportunity with that Mootrix poster. What about Cownu Reeves (or even Cownu Hooves)?

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  • Jay Gatsby 4 months ago

    Arrest that crowd for not laughing hard enough at the Mootrix joke! Try it again on a Friday audience.

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  • Chas O.T.E 4 months ago

    Missed opportunity for Keamoo Reeves…..

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  • CCCM89 4 months ago

    3:40 Oh, so literally the Smart Pipe™ adult swim short. okay. Glad to know our world is officially a farce.

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  • Lori Cannon 4 months ago

    Huh 🤔. I thought 💭 that was a 💩 crapshoot! (Made myself lmao 😂)

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  • MaskedMarvyl 4 months ago

    Why do I feel even more sorry for chickens than I did before?
    “Dad, what’s going to happen to me when I grow up”?
    “Well, my little McNugget, you won’t have to worry about growing up, because you’ll never make it that far. You’ll be shoved into a cage along with millions of others where you’ll get pooped on all day, until you’re dragged out, decapitated, drained of your blood, deep-fried and sold as a number 5 special. And that’s if you’re Lucky. If you’re unlucky, you’ll be ground into a paste, and extruded by a 3D printer before you’re cooked by lasers”,
    “Thanks dad, I feel much worse now”.

    Can people suck any harder?

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  • Coos Oorlog 4 months ago

    “Anal print” also known so “The New York Post”

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  • mike avery 4 months ago

    Well that was somewhat disturbing I guess it might work out if you are stuck in space and wanted to cook chicken but I doubt the pace would still stick to the tray so probably not reliable

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  • A King 4 months ago

    Female cows..are subjected to having their calves ripped screaming from them while forceably lactating are now being given virtual reality goggles to remind them of a life they will never have. We are monsters.

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  • Harry Hockman 4 months ago

    I want to go on the record about what’s going to be learned when the James Webb Space Telescope starts looking back into the early universe. It is going to see galaxies; the universe became a Galaxy creating machine. The first thing that happened after the the big bang (the big split-up), was one huge spiral galaxy got created in between two sides pushing full blast against each other (we should all know because we all had to choose sides back then. We all (all the beings in the universe) knew what was happening; we were all there; we are all eternal; where else would we all have been with our Awareness & Consciousness, we had no form.) creating that first large galaxy. The tremendous stress blew both sides into countless pieces, each piece pushing on those next to it creating more (much smaller) spiral and elliptical galaxies and other dark matter. The progenitors that created all this are now called quasars. Most quasars pushed each other to the edge of the universe. From there they control both parts of the universe, the physical and the light; also they are responsible for gravity in the physical and the speed of light, radio waves and electricity. Some quasars stalled and remained in the physical universe. The JWST will allow us to understand what happened back then. We all can see, as well, that we were always a part of whatever the universe is involved with…

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  • kopko 4 months ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬.

    𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠…… 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬𝟕𝟎.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • StacieFigueroa 4 months ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐨 $𝟏𝟖𝟗𝟓𝟑 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞.𝐂𝐍𝐍 𝐈’𝐦 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 $𝟗𝟕𝐤. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛.𝐆𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬.☛☛☛☛☛☛☛☛☛☛☛ 𝐰𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐬𝟏𝟏.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • jane 4 months ago

    𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 $𝟗𝟐/𝐡𝐫. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞, 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡. 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞. 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊… 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡𝟒𝟔.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • TanyaAviles 4 months ago

    𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 $𝟐𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟖𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟑𝟎 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 >> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • Nora 4 months ago

    𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 $𝟐𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟖𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟑𝟎 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨…
    𝐖­𝐰­𝐰­.𝐓­𝐨­𝐩­𝐜­𝐢­𝐭­𝐲­𝐏­𝐚­𝐲­.𝐜­𝐨­𝐦

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