Stephen Colbert Responds To Devin Nunes

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Published on March 6, 2018

Rep. Devin Nunes told Fox News he wasn’t aware of Late Show reaching out for comment during Stephen’s trip to Washington. But Stephen has receipts.

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  • Jean Doobe 2 years ago

    Love Colbert!!

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  • Megha Rethinasamy 2 years ago

    2nd not that anyone cares

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  • thiefofa1073 2 years ago

    A lot has happened today. Anyway, the current updated list (with Sam and Hicks inserted):
    THE HIRE LIST
    a. Carter Page: working with Russians since 2013 (3 years BEFORE Trump ran)
    – adopted by Trump as an advisor (Charged and under exposed FISA warrant)

    b. Paul Manafort: working for Russians for Ukraine work for 15 years
    – adopted by Trump as his Campaign Manager (Charged and under indictment)

    c. Michael Flynn: working with Russians and foreign governments (e.g. Turkey)
    – adopted by Trump as National Security Advisor for 23 days. (Guilty/ co-operating)

    d. Papadopoulos: meetings with Russians contradicting his oaths given
    – adopted by Trump as campaign Foreign Policy Advisor (Guilty/ co-operating)

    e. Felix Sater: quote “I will get Putin in on this, WE will get Donald elected”
    – adopted by Trump as election liason (co-operating for worldwide money laundering)

    f. Rick Gates: worked w/ Manafort 7-8 years & earned millions for Russian work
    – adopted by Trump as senior deputy campaign official (Charged/ under indictment)

    g. Wilbur Ross: led private bailout of Bank of Cyprus, a haven for Russian oligarchs
    – repeatedly failed to disclose Russian financial interests & ties in hearings
    – adopted by Trump as US Commerce Secretary (refuses to answer any queries)

    h. Jeff Sessions: Forgot meetings with Russian ambassador/ remembered them
    – adopted by Trump as US att. general (1st Republican to back Trump election)

    i. Jared Kushner: Forgot meetings with Russians then remembered them
    – adopted by Trump as son-in-law (£1 Billion in debt & Russian back channels)

    j. Don Junior: Forgot meeting with Russian lawyer Veselnitskaya then remembered it
    – adopted by Trump as son (released emails detailing agenda and parties involved)

    k. Rex Tillerson: awarded medal by Putin, previous Russia/Exxon dealings
    – adopted by Trump as US State Sec. (was director of Bahama US-Russia oil firm)

    l. Betsy Devos: her brother Erik met a “high level Russian close to Putin” on 11 Jan ’17
    – he attempted to set up back channels between Donald Trump and Putin
    – adopted by Trump as US Education Secretary (denies any knowledge of meeting)

    m. Hope Hicks : Close aide, involved in Don Junior Russian meeting excuse email
    – adopted by Trump as comms director (quit right after Sen. Int. Committee interview)

    n. Sam Nunberg: triggered by Russian-based questions from past Mueller interviews
    – adopted by Trump as election advisor (initially refused to accept Mueller’s subpeona)

    o. Roger Stone: denied having any advance knowledge of the Podesta email hack
    – disputes any connection to Russian intelligence or Podesta’s brothers Russian links
    – adopted by Trump as election advisor (under focus by Mueller via other interviews)

    p. Corey Lewandowski: has reversed previous denials about Carter Page’s Russia visit
    – adopted by Trump as campaign manager (still under questioning by committee)

    THE FIRE LIST
    1. Preet Bharara – US Attorney, Trump asked to stay during Russia investigatory panel
    – fired by Trump after refusal to dismiss 46 attorneys appointed in Obama period

    2. Sally Yates – US Attorney General, warned Trump admin about Flynn & Russia
    – fired by Trump on supposed basis of not following travel ban order

    3. James Comey – FBI Director, released pivotal email that affected Hillary’s votes
    – fired by Trump – would not align himself for Trump or drop Flynn/ Russia case

    4. Andrew McCabe – Deputy FBI Director after Comey dismissed
    – Initially reported by Fox as fired, yet he has resigned with 2 months paid leave due

    5. Rod Rosenstein – US AG #37, asked to justify firing Comey – appointed Mueller
    – Targeted for firing by the memo, may step down, or stay to help with the nonsense

    It’s only obvious to any NRA gun-nut, flat-earther, pizza-gater, pro-lifer, racist, bigotted, Obama birther, climate change denying, anti-vaxxer, UFO-hunting, Bible thumping, hurricanes created by FEMA, death-panels, gay frog watering, Carrie Fisher murdered to boost Star Wars sales, crisis actor believing, Fox/Faux News watching, Alex-Jones subscribing, Trump-supporting Republican IDIOT that there’s nothing to see. Now move along.

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  • Shriya Sriram 2 years ago

    Trumptards have their heads so far up their asses that they don’t see that they’re the threat to the country not *comedians*

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  • Ashmita Nandy 2 years ago

    “But Stephen has receipts.”
    Stephen is such a Regina George!! ??

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  • Ry Sun 2 years ago

    I was late for the first vid but I’m early now

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 2 years ago

    The C monsters (aka introducing The Mueller probe to Devin Nunes)

    There once was a Trump stooge Devin Nunes
    Whose conceit was the size that the moon is
    Lies in which he was caught
    Were whale sized it is thought
    Perhaps soon he’ll know what a harpoon is

    For though he claims it is so unfair
    For the Feds to attempt to ensnare
    Traitors who overreact
    And selectively redact
    It’s a view the FBI don’t share

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  • yashiWinchester 2 years ago

    Ooh this is gonna be so much fun. Nunes really screwed himself here by taking the bait.

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  • Flame Beats 2 years ago

    1:45 “The -Jedi- Liberals are taking over!” – Devin Palpatine

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  • Most Hated 2 years ago

    The more a listen to Nunes, the more batshit I think he is.

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  • Cleopatra Anthony 2 years ago

    Nunes is Trump’s lapdog.

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  • S.B. Jamali 2 years ago

    This show is very dangerous. I just watched it and I’m DYING?

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  • fidorover 2 years ago

    *_Devin Nunes’ Wife Wrote a Memo of Her Own_*

    Dearest Devin,

    Until you stop acting like such a humorless creep, all of our future “naughty time” has been — shall we say — _redacted_ from the schedule. You’ll just have to collude with yourself… if you know what I mean.

    — _Elizabeth_

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  • Syahreza Difachri 2 years ago

    *Really Nunes, you have a foreign country messing with your election and a comedian doing skit is “danger to America”? Please tell me more, Mr. Nunes, i have no idea!*

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  • jimijuu omastar 2 years ago

    Meow…

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  • ElmerFuddGun 2 years ago

    Colbert has always been a *”DANGER”* to me getting any sleep!

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  • jzilla1234 2 years ago

    Devin cuntes

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  • Adrian Duran 2 years ago

    Colbert controls the Mainstream Media and Hollywood?
    That’s pretty big for a guy who was struggling to get into comedy clubs over 20 years ago

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  • New Message 2 years ago

    Guess the memo said ‘Devin Nunes is….. a lying fucktard.’

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  • Blue Bird 2 years ago

    “And it started happening. I remember it started with Kimmel, then Meyers. It was 2 in the morning when they got to Colbert’s home. ‘For treason’ they screamed! Cameras gathered as they cuffed Colbert and bagged his head. Reciting the amendments, Colbert fought strong until *bang* he was shot down live on national television. That was when they just stop caring. That was when the red hats began murdering anyone who stood against him. That was when we all went into hiding.”

    Holy shit

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