Stephen Colbert Grabs Capitol Hill By The Memo

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Published on March 3, 2018

While the Russia investigation has become clouded by the confusion surrounding dueling memos, Stephen heads to to Congress to get the truth straight from the horse’s mouth. Horses like Rep. Adam Schiff, Sen. Jeff Flake and Sen. Mark Warner.

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  • A A 3 years ago

    Lol

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  • thiefofa1073 3 years ago

    I mean look at the facts below: THE HIRE LIST
    a. Carter Page: working with Russians since 2013 (3 years BEFORE Trump ran)
    – adopted by Trump as an advisor (Charged and under exposed FISA warrant)
    b. Paul Manafort: working for Russians for Ukraine work for 15 years
    – adopted by Trump as his Campaign Manager (Charged and under indictment)

    c. Michael Flynn: working with Russians and foreign governments
    – adopted by Trump as Nat. Security Advisor for 23 days. (Guilty/ co-operating)

    d. Papadopoulos: meetings with Russians contradicting his oaths given
    – adopted by Trump as campaign Foreign Policy Advisor (Guilty/ co-operating)

    e. Rex Tillerson: awarded medal by Putin, previous Russia/Exxon dealings
    – adopted by Trump as State Sec. (was director of Bahama US-Russia oil firm)

    f. Jeff Sessions: Forgot meetings with Russian ambassador/ remembered them
    – adopted by Trump as US att. general (1st Republican to back Trump election)

    g. Rick Gates: worked w/ Manafort 7-8 years & earned millions for Russian work
    – adopted by Trump as senior deputy campaign official (Charged/ under indictment)

    h. Wilbur Ross: led private bailout of Bank of Cyprus, a haven for Russian oligarchs
    – repeatedly failed to disclose Russian financial interests & ties in hearings
    – adopted by Trump as US Commerce Secretary (refuses to answer any queries)

    i. Jared Kushner: Forgot meetings with Russians then remembered them
    – adopted by Trump as son-in-law (£1 Billion in debt & Russian back channels)

    j. Don Junior: Forgot Russian meeting then SUDDENLY remembered it
    – adopted by Trump as son (released emails detailing agenda and parties involved)

    k. Felix Sater: quote “I will get Putin in on this, WE will get Donald elected”
    – adopted by Trump as election liason (co-operating w FBI for world money laundering)

    THE FIRE LIST
    1. Preet Bharara – US Attorney, Trump asked to stay during Russia investigatory panel
    – fired by Trump after refusal to dismiss 46 attorneys appointed in Obama period

    2. Sally Yates – US Attorney General, warned Trump admin about Flynn & Russia
    – fired by Trump on supposed basis of not following travel ban order

    3. James Comey – FBI Director, released pivotal email that affected Hillary’s votes
    – fired by Trump – would not align himself for Trump or drop Flynn/ Russia case

    4. Andrew McCabe – Deputy FBI Director after Comey dismissed – appointed Mueller
    – Initially reported by Fox as fired, yet he has resigned with 2 months paid leave due

    5. Rod Rosenstein – US AG #37, asked to make a case for firing Comey by Trump
    – Targeted for firing by the memo, may step down, or stay to help with the nonsense

    The government did so much surveillance on Donald Trump, and now we find THERE IS NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION EVIDENCE! SEE? It’s obvious to ANY dumb stupid blind IDIOT that there’s nothing to see. Now move along.

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  • Elon Bing 3 years ago

    First!

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  • Robert Hayes 3 years ago

    That’s a very Colbert Report segment. God I miss that show.

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  • pieter cloete 3 years ago

    Stephan you are the most BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Venumadhav Rayasam 3 years ago

    He made Warner crack a smile! Bravo! xD

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  • Cancun771 3 years ago

    Loving the way he manages to look like a Muppet in some of these thumbnails.
    I’m also very certain that’s where he got parts of his stage act from. Like the occasional mad rushing around.

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  • Apu Stanislawa 3 years ago

    Dude, failed clone of steve carrell? I’m fucking dying! ???

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  • The Equalizer 2014 3 years ago

    Looked like Stephen Colbert is grabbing (something), sticking his face between them, and making noises.

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  • MCL MG 3 years ago

    The greatest pundit!

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  • joey77 3 years ago

    Warren trying to keep a straight face!!!!! LMAO!

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  • kevinmuehl Muehlkevin 3 years ago

    go out and vote in 2018 people #bluewave

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  • Shit - My eye’s burning! 3 years ago

    Please tell me the re-poop-licans is a dying breed… ?

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  • Funky Monkey1886 3 years ago

    That’s proper funny. Colbert’s ability to keep a straight face is admirable.

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  • James Lopez 3 years ago

    This was the best opening in along time

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  • New Message 3 years ago

    I’m getting the feeling that it falls on the ‘Grunt Scale’ right near the ‘screaming with your hair on fire while congaing with chimps dressed as an astronaut, a ballerina, and one dressed as an Orangutan’ mark.

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  • Victoria M 3 years ago

    “I mean this as a compliment, you look dead inside.”
    “I appreciate that.”

    Big mood tbh.

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  • Subhajit Deysarkar 3 years ago

    The weirdest way of diving a monologue. ?

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