Stephen Challenges ‘Goop Magazine’ With ‘Covetton Cuarterly’

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Published on October 28, 2017

Stephen follows the lead of Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle empire by expanding ‘Covetton House’ to the lucrative medium of the future: print.

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20 comments

  • ANewB_eginning 3 years ago

    Stephen Colbert breaking is honestly one of the best things in the world.

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  • Ken Hill 3 years ago

    meanwhile 40% of US families worry about gas bills and travel and health costs and a decent living minimum wage remains elusive

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  • jpdemer5 3 years ago

    Stupid people with lots of money – the best target demographic for any business.

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  • rayfangrui 3 years ago

    What’s sad is that society rewards stupid people who are so easily gooped with so much money to be gooped off of.

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  • OldRaver1 3 years ago

    ‘It puts the lotion on it’s skin’… nice Buffalo Bill reference ?

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  • beccabunny09 3 years ago

    Sudden increase at the ER in the number of young men that have somehow burned their penises on grapefruits that they were just microwaving in the nude and dropped…..

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  • Kyle Nguyen 3 years ago

    I think I’ll risk the lethal side effects of products from VaxxaLab instead, thank you!

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  • Nico _ 3 years ago

    I have to work many hours just to buy one those toilet papers. I bet she thinks I’m worthless.

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  • omarssikins 3 years ago

    My brand new, 6GB galaxy Note8 froze while watching this Goopy mess of BS from GP ?????

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  • Gray Fullbuster 3 years ago

    “Quite a steal considering — you can wipe your butt with it!”

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  • martramT 3 years ago

    4:41 Stephen got creamed by Kraft Punk https://youtu.be/YKtWTnZ_z6w?t=101

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  • Omar Melgarejo 3 years ago

    Stephen always breaks with these “lifestyle” monologues, it’s like he can’t stand all the b@lls&it they’re trying to sale to people.

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  • Lyna Dupuis 3 years ago

    Initiate monitor advantage tvrrg return snow writing shopping employment economics painful.

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  • down under 3 years ago

    *sniff sniff, is that decomposed crow, or just need a good steam clean ?

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  • Juan Perez 3 years ago

    Fucking Christ I hate John Batiste. He laughs like Leto’s Joker. So obnoxious.

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  • jawa64ify 3 years ago

    Gwyneth is trolling right? right?…Right?

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  • Assya M. 3 years ago

    considering you can wipe your butt with it. hahaha that cracked me up

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  • jay foreman 3 years ago

    Tony Stark is the only one who could afford to buy this bullshit.

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  • Patrick Milewski 3 years ago

    $900 toilet paper?! I’m an atheist, but I don’t think God would wipe his ass with that stuff for that price.
    The only reason to buy this stuff would be to teepee Gwyneth Paltrow’s house with it…and then make her pay $5000 for you to remove it.

    And seriously? “Goop” as the name of the magazine? Promoting pseudoscientific nonsense as a legitimate way to treat stress?
    Spirit enhancing stickers? Putting obsidian in your pillow? Scents that make your house smell like the forest floor?

    ?????????????

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  • Humpy Mcsaddles 3 years ago

    why oh why did he not mention the jade eggs?

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