After learning of the product recall woes at Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP, Colbert is forced to issue a few recalls from his own lifestyle brand, Covetton House.
In some alternate universe, Gwyneth Paltrow is their version of Alex Jones.
So is the butt pineapple still on back order? Ba dump dump
At this point, I assume GOOP only exists to provide comedic material for Stephen Colbert.
The only true claim about that egg is that it does indeed, come in a box.
That deviled egg is pre-goopy, too!
Is a psychic vampire a vampire with psychic powers or is it a someone who can steal other people’s psychic powers?
Beware of the Covetton House vending machines!
Goop ; we don’t use science we use seance
You really also should have issued a recall for your Italian Blend Hot Coffee Colonic.
I can’t believe so many of us are all awake at the same time.
I wish I had a Monkey’s Paw!
Damn it! Only two wishes left!
i still prefer those venti espresso enema LOL
That “Baroque Simplicity” gets me every time.
I miss the Covetton House segments! My Friday has been blessed by Stephen Colbert 🙂
Recall the GOP, not just GOOP.
People have misunderstood the Butt pineapple. It was originally created and used by seal team 6, as a camouflage device. Simply pop it up there (Only the actual fruit part, we’re not animals!), do the downward facing dog, and you’re camouflaged as a plant!
Now I am going to sell Penis butter
Unfortunately I can’t return the jar of Covetton House Earth Mother Plant Relaxer I purchased. Partially because its healing aura triggers excitement in drug sniffing dogs, but mostly because I already made brownies with it, and I’m pretty sure doing that voided my warranty.
Does covetton house has the magic circle?
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