Stephen Announces Covetton House Recalls

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Published on September 14, 2018

After learning of the product recall woes at Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP, Colbert is forced to issue a few recalls from his own lifestyle brand, Covetton House.

19 comments

  • Ro G 2 months ago

    In some alternate universe, Gwyneth Paltrow is their version of Alex Jones.

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  • Nope Ninja 2 months ago

    So is the butt pineapple still on back order? Ba dump dump

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  • boonlincoln 2 months ago

    At this point, I assume GOOP only exists to provide comedic material for Stephen Colbert.

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    The only true claim about that egg is that it does indeed, come in a box.

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    That deviled egg is pre-goopy, too!

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  • KingOfMadCows 2 months ago

    Is a psychic vampire a vampire with psychic powers or is it a someone who can steal other people’s psychic powers?

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 2 months ago

    Beware of the Covetton House vending machines!

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  • Ry Sun 2 months ago

    Goop ; we don’t use science we use seance

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  • TheReal008Zulu 2 months ago

    You really also should have issued a recall for your Italian Blend Hot Coffee Colonic.

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  • Eric Burkheimer 2 months ago

    I can’t believe so many of us are all awake at the same time.

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  • James Jumper 2 months ago

    I wish I had a Monkey’s Paw!

    Damn it! Only two wishes left!

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  • lee devlin 2 months ago

    i still prefer those venti espresso enema LOL

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  • knocon 2 months ago

    That “Baroque Simplicity” gets me every time.

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  • Bistromath Commander 2 months ago

    I miss the Covetton House segments! My Friday has been blessed by Stephen Colbert 🙂

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  • Lord Bupkis 2 months ago

    Recall the GOP, not just GOOP.

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  • Momon 2 months ago

    People have misunderstood the Butt pineapple. It was originally created and used by seal team 6, as a camouflage device. Simply pop it up there (Only the actual fruit part, we’re not animals!), do the downward facing dog, and you’re camouflaged as a plant!

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  • donjon bro 2 months ago

    Now I am going to sell Penis butter

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  • angelbloodshinra 2 months ago

    Unfortunately I can’t return the jar of Covetton House Earth Mother Plant Relaxer I purchased. Partially because its healing aura triggers excitement in drug sniffing dogs, but mostly because I already made brownies with it, and I’m pretty sure doing that voided my warranty.

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  • Juliet V 2 months ago

    Does covetton house has the magic circle?

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