Stephen Colbert looks into the latest developments from beyond Earth’s atmosphere, including concerns about China’s plan to disrupt Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite internet service, a plan to send DNA from American presidents into space, and a planetary “kiss” between Jupiter and Venus.
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Louis Cato is a horrible band leader. It’s actually embarrising for Stephen and the whole Late show crew. Sad really
ReplyIt’s not International Men’s Day and yet they have two white male guests… Hm…
ReplyIf Late Night Hosts were US Presidents Johnny Carson would be Washington and Stephen would be FDR.
ReplyI like that the alien was named Zorg!
ReplyWait! What?! Flooding and lather? Mars is the bathroom of the universe.
ReplyReally, another Uranus joke?!
ReplyI can’t wait until the scientists change the name to Yourectum!
People actually remember the “blue dress?” Man, this audience is old (and so am I).
ReplyAt Stephen Colbert, I have loved that you are a Democrat and I have loved your political satire for decades and yes, I realize you did not write tonights script for the “space news”. That being said, you’re an absolute WHORE for reading that trash pertaining to Elon Musk, a man whose vision is almost single-handedly getting us back into space and keeping us able to compete with the Chinese, before they flat-out take over the moon, a man that has almost single-handedly turned the entire automobile industry on its ear and is the greatest disruptor of the industry we have ever seen in history, forcing the industry to go Electric and taking us further away from greenhouse gases and global warming, not to mention starlink, which will now provide satellite and internet services to locations all over the planet that have never had it before because of the remoteness, fighting to save Ukraine through their efforts providing internet and phone access there throughout the war with Russia, creating neuralink which someday very soon is going to help paralyzed people begin to walk again and people with psychological disorders get through the day with much more ease and comfort, the creator of the boring company which is hiding our ugly freeways under the ground which will renew and beatified are cities. And then we have Tesla solar and Tesla energy. On your best day, not even in your best decade have any of your contributions to humanity been able to hold a singular cheap-ass birthday candle off of a birthday cake to that man!
Keep his name out of your filthy mouth, unless you have something positive to say about the man saving the species and the planet you absolute jackass! Obviously, you will do or say anything to sell some airtime. And I’m absolutely aware that you do not care whatsoever, but you just lost this lifelong viewer. You cheap pos… you knew what you said was absolutely wrong and yet you said it anyway. You are one hundred percent playing off the knowledge that there are a lot of haters out there that are deeply jealous because of that man’s contributions to society.
ReplyThis is no laughing matter lol
ReplyMissed Colbert
ReplySpace Pikachu. Spikachu.
ReplyY’all should make segments of just the band playing. Run them when you’re on vacation.
ReplyConservatives sure think about sexual relations a lot.
ReplyI do not miss John. It’s actually better without him. My opinion.
ReplyIsn’t it pronounced DAH-vee-da?
ReplyAnd didn’t he also collect 200 Philistine foreskins, so he could marry Michal?
Boy, if that doesn’t say devotion…
Funny how after Musk makes a couple of pro-right comments late night TV hates him.
ReplyWhat we DO need are covers for table legs. Disgustingly sexy.
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