It’s a sober night in Studio 56. Less than 24 hours after our grand celebration for finally breaking a world record on the show, we reviewed the tape and found a disqualifying move. But we aren’t deterred. We will try again and we will succeed. In the news, we learn more about the Tucker Carlson that hates Donald Trump, a couple busted for a fine wine heist and a slip-up from the city of Newark, New Jersey.
SHUT UP BEN WINSTON!!!!!!
Replyjust quit already
Replymake them keep trying.
ReplyOWEN Benjamin is publicly accused of high treason for crowdfunding for land and building a supply chain in the name of sharia law. The intent to subvert his audience’s ability to discern their rights. My father is the inspector general. Pass it on, please.
ReplyRECORD FAKERS!
ReplyYes, they have to break the record! Keep trying!
ReplyPLEASE – we need a long news jingle!!
ReplySteve been getting real lazy with those jingles lately
ReplyPlease stop talking with your dumb fat mouth I actually hate you and your whole show/crew so much I swear to god
ReplyDue to the hand moving too early, you could say their World Record was… Robbed
ReplyFor a guy that claims that he “hates him passionately” he sure did love him passionately too.
ReplyDo we have a band won’t be around
ReplyYour own segments are now news for your monologue. That is an late night perpetuum mobile. I applaud your lazy brilliance, and your brilliant laziness. I love all of it.
ReplyAre kebab shops open at 3 am? Maybe LA has all night doner shops, but my shawarma shop closes early. Bet US needs more late night rotisseried Turkish meat.
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And who is this playing bass?
Ou es L’Hagar?
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