So Much News, So Little Time: Visa Limits & CIA Ads | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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Published on June 24, 2020

Trump restricts visas for foreign workers, Apple unveils a new handwashing app, and the CIA tries to recruit new staff with a dramatic TV spot. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #News

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40 comments

  • cmdraftbrn 2 years ago

    businesses dont want to hire americans. they want cheap, skilled, labor.

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  • M- Nice 2 years ago

    Aren’t people weirded out by allowing technology to basically follow our evey move.

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  • nuanced 2 years ago

    “..long-run economic growth in America will be considerably dimmed without the contributions of high-skilled immigrants.” Are all immigrants really that highly skilled? Some really are. Being a bit more choosy wouldn’t hurt – but Trump’s way may not be the way. It just might be too drastic.

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  • Annemie Nieman 2 years ago

    My Suunto 7 has had a handwashing reminder and timer for 2 months now. A little late for Apple 🤣

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  • NakiaDeon Presents 2 years ago

    I’m an unemployed Black AMERICAN right now. I’m not mad at the president’s decision at all. AMERICAN’S 1ST period.

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  • lee hayzia 2 years ago

    Trevor should really start a sweater company

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  • Cantara Bella 2 years ago

    Ok ok ok
    That CIA impression…
    😂😂😂😂

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  • The 1818_YT 2 years ago

    1:24 I can already see that this joke wont age well

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  • CN• A 2 years ago

    Lol CSI in reality 🤣😂😂, running out of jobs

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  • Serpillard le rusé 2 years ago

    Come to the new CIA, where everyone, regardless of their gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity, can become a torturer!

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  • Dumbledore Calrissian 2 years ago

    immigration?!?!

    at this point, tell me how to apply to Canada as a refugee

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  • Ashdrey1337 2 years ago

    Cocaine Import Agency

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  • Kishiruキシル 2 years ago

    It’s not cool and dramatic. I know. But I’m retired now, now I’m cool and dramatic!

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  • daveapplemotors 2 years ago

    Thanks, Trevor. You and I laugh at stuff we should really shout, yell and cry about.
    I learned lately, at 70 , that the GI bill for Dad was different than for my black friend’s dad. WTF? I got GI War Orphan’s benefits for school Did my buddy?
    Trevor, you got a way to make that funny?

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  • Aki 2 years ago

    Trevor: “Robots are unstoppable killing machine” 
    Me: hmmm I’m playing Horizon Zero Dawn now, I have to agree

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  • nazia hashmi 2 years ago

    Your version of CIA ad is lit 👽

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  • Gordon G 2 years ago

    China has been using covid QR code on cellphone as ID badge for many public facilities. If you are tested positive or having fever, you are not allowed to go to places that make more people at risk. We are way behind of technology for public health, and good luck with the washing hands reminder on your new iwatch.

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  • Haining Zhou 2 years ago

    As an h1b holder, I want to say that there shouldn’t be such a thing to classify between “legal” immigrants and “non-legal” immigrants. The most It can do is to put a definition on how an immigrant came here. But let’s be honest, if we look at the US history and how this country was built, is there such thing as “legal” immigrant? What a joke. All us immigrants came here, work hard, pay tax, give to the local community, and we just want to get a better life for us and our family. When Trump said he is only going to “punish illegal immigrants”, the h1b holders didn’t think they would be affected, now what? Finally we all learned that all immigrants are the same “low-level creatures who do not deserve a life in the great America” in Trump’s opinion, in a painful way.

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  • Murat D 2 years ago

    I agree on H1B visas

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  • Anindya Zarbade 2 years ago

    there are very less high skilled americans who are unemployed so removing h1b visa will not help americans

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  • Here For Real News 2 years ago

    DOES ANYONE SEE THAT ALL THIS POS IS,IS A DEMOCRATICE SPOKES PERSON, AGAINST AMERICANS FIRST BY QUOTING FALSE STUDIES DONE BY PEOPLE WITH AN AGENDA YEA SOUNDS LIKE A DEMOCUNT TO ME!

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  • Cancerino 2 years ago

    The reason high skilled workers were being hired was because there aren’t enough people with the skills for the job.

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  • Manilka Sheran 2 years ago

    Forget about god, don’t JO wearing an apple watch coz Tim Cook will be watching!

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  • QueenieMouse 2 years ago

    “Didn’t we also fill the inner cities with crack?”

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  • Ana Maldonado 2 years ago

    There is is chaos all over Southamerica ?
    What Southamerica are you talking about?
    You talk about Southamerica and you get me confused about my own country. Maybe I am not Southamerica.
    What? If you hardly know where is Southamerica.
    “Yes close to the Galápagos Islands, you got it” 🙄
    Please, stay in your corner 😏

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  • J E84 2 years ago

    I just clicked to dislike. It’s a shame that trevor Noah has a voice. Considering his division tactics.

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  • J E84 2 years ago

    Evict his particular man. He’s poison

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  • roachndacukyjar 2 years ago

    Yup they did brake it thats fosure

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  • Zhengyi Lee 2 years ago

    Americans: CHINA IS HAVING TOO MANY CAMERAS ON THE STREET! CHINA IS SPYING ON THEIR PEOPLE’S ACTIONS!!

    Also CIA: We need to spy on our people’s chats for “national secuirity”. WE NEED SPYS!

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  • Snigdha M 2 years ago

    How many KKK members going to apply for the job??? Or white fanatics???? It’s a call to those people. Not because they don’t have spies.

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  • Sofia Pearce 2 years ago

    Biden

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  • Cerys George 2 years ago

    stay strong people

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  • Mira Hopper 2 years ago

    Prayers

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  • Raylee Pratt 2 years ago

    TRUMP 2020

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  • Kaleigh Barnes 2 years ago

    Fake news

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  • Laura James 2 years ago

    OMG

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  • Lily Hamilton 2 years ago

    Both the options for president suck. Great.. another 4 years of stupidity coming

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  • Elaine Becker 2 years ago

    BIDEN 2020

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  • Marlee Harrell 2 years ago

    The re-opening is so funny everyone is out with no masks and now cases are getting higher than ever. Be responsible people wear a mask and only go out if its a necessity

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  • Millie Morgan 2 years ago

    Please wear a mask I suggest this site that I use buymasks.equipment – not being paid to advertise it just trying to save lives

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