Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump Orders Tear Gassing of Peaceful Protestors

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Published on June 5, 2020

Seth’s favorite jokes from the week of June 1.

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20 comments

  • James Fiegel 11 months ago

    Only one joke somewhat funny …the Mt Rushmore, Fire your writers 😡

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  • John Smith 11 months ago

    Watch some Johnny Carson reruns Seth, see how it is done.

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  • ptre21 11 months ago

    Seth used to be my favorite…Until he acts like all the looters are peaceful protesters.

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  • Anthony Lalli 11 months ago

    HI SETH MEYERS,

    @MADDOW still has not done her job yet. Here is the largest rico indictment in history and it is TOTALLY not sealed.

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/ap6fai1knlrklr9/2014_10_18_11_37_02.pdf?dl=0

    14 people pled guilty to racketeering charges. no big deal. 84 counts each. more than twice the size of gambino.

    Can you please get the journalists at nbc just do their NORMAL, ORDINARY JOB?
    hhere, confirm with @fbi and then report it tomorrow. awesome!

    KTHXBYE,

    T

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  • Dante Ferrise 11 months ago

    +Late Night with Seth Meyers PLEASE MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF THE DIFFERENCE IN RESPONSE TRUMP HAD TO THE PROTESTS IN CHARLOTTESVILLE AND THE CURRENT BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTS! CHARLOTTESVILLE WHERE WHITE NATIONALISTS AND RACISTS MARCHED WITH TIKI TORCHES OVER A DAMN STATUE: TRUMP’S RESPONSE WAS TO CALL THEM FINE PEOPLE WHO ARENT ALL BAD

    BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTING ACTUAL HUMANS BEING MURDERED: CALL FOR MILITARY ACTIONS! CALL THEM RADICAL, ANARCHISTS, RADICAL. TERRORISTS, ETC. SAYS THEY ARE BAD BAD PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE THROWN IN JAIL FOR MANY YEARS!! AND ENCOURAGES THE USE OF BRUTAL FORCE AND TO DOMINATE THEM!

    ANTOHER THING THAT SHOULD BE MENTIONED IS FOX NEWS AND THOSE ON THE RIGHT’S REACTION TO THESE PROTESTS VS ACTUAL FULLY PEACEFUL PROTESTS LIKE KNEELING AT NFL GAMES. NOW THEY SAY IF THEY WERE PEACEFUL WE WOULD LISTEN AND TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY…BUT A QUICK SEARCH CAN SHOW HUNDREDS OF EXAMPLES WHERE THEY DIDNT TAKE PEACEFUL PROTESTS FOR BLACK LIVES SERIOUSLY AT ALL…AND STILLLL CALLED THEM RADICAL, CHAOTIC, ETC ETC ETC AND STILL WANTED SOMETHING TO BE DONE TO THE PROTESTORS BACK THEN…BUT INSTEAD OF CALLING FOR THEM TO BE FIRED/SUSPENDED NOW THEY WANT THEM TO BE PHYSICALLY HARMED AND LOCKED UP.

    IF YOU DONT FIND IT DISTURBING THAT TRUMP THINKS WHITE NATIONALISTS PROTESTING A STATUE ARE FINE BUT WANTS BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTORS BEING BEAT, SHOT, SPRAYED, ETC AND THROWN IN JAIL.

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  • Richard Owen 11 months ago

    Wish you could do some conversations with the girl you wish you never started talking to.

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  • Epic Gamer 11 months ago

    There’s a triple conjunction with Saturn Jupiter and Pluto. Last time was in 1894. Lots of workers strikes. Seeds of russian revolution sewn. Also Pluto is in Capricorn until 2023. The last time was during the American Revolution and before that was 1517-1533. Where Spain conquered new world, Protestant reformation and Henry the VIII broke with Catholicism to create church of England. BIG changes in store for 20-23. In 2023 Pluto transits into Aquarius. Think 1789, peasant revolts French Revolution, Demands for justice around the globe and/or war will rage until 2044 when Pluto finally enters Pisces’-) Peace and joy shall reign.

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  • Meg Garbincus 11 months ago

    Seth, YOU are the joke!!! #David Dorn

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  • Akeem Johnson 11 months ago

    One of the dumbest people on Earth getting paid by NBC for decades.

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  • Malik Jones 11 months ago

    Meyers is a liar.

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  • gonzo pilate 11 months ago

    You are a disgusting. You and your “professional comedian” friends have reversed the late night talk show format. Your jokes are not funny and your opinions unintentionally are. The thing that is consistent is the radioactive dishonesty that runs deep from sign on to sign off. Your routine is like Paul Harvey reciting George Carlin’s 7 Dirty Words while simultaneously fellating John Brennan ,Don Lemon, and Jefferey Epstein’s carcass.

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  • Kristin J 11 months ago

    The egg came first. Cause, dinosaurs. Duh. BTW. Fix autocorrect. Which came first, spelling or furious corrections to words which do not make sense? Eggs and spelling. Too long at hone. Ghah.

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  • Jerod 11 months ago

    i found this vid with another perspective and observations of what seth didn’t and won’t cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AjHkwEwsIE

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  • MotoPaisano 11 months ago

    Only one problem seth, trump didn’t tear gas the protester in front of the white house who were told 3 times to move. Secret service threw smoke into the crowd. But that isnt an important point is it.🤦‍♂️

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  • Nota Troll 11 months ago

    @Late Night with Seth Meyers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AjHkwEwsIE

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  • Kick a Poo 11 months ago

    Awesome seg! HaiYAAA!!! I’ve cutoff all other late night show hosts incl Colbert!! Revisited “White Savior.”

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  • Kembry Embry 11 months ago

    431 Law Enforcement Officers Were Injured. Some in critical condition in the Black Lives Matter/Antifa Peaceful Protest

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  • lil angel 11 months ago

    Peaceful protesters? Did I miss something bcuz all im seeing on REAL news channels is fires burning and RIOTERS not peaceful protesters. But hey I guess those poor lil rioters need a new couple a pairs of shoes and maybe a nice big screen tv eh? People like you, liars, is the main problem in this country along with the multicultural mistake america made! All of you that disagree…KMA!

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  • John Tatum 11 months ago

    Seth Meyers sounds like a deranged gay guy in denial…sorry Seth…this is your reality. Your TDS is worst than Morning Joe’s.

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  • Mac 11 months ago

    The good thing about Donald Trump is … he makes a lot of 5th graders look really smart.

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