Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump Impersonator, Mike Pence Visits Iceland

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  • Asa Coe 1 year ago

    Build that space wall to protect Trump’s dark side of the Moon Nazi base from the illegal aliens.

    We cannot afford for these aliens to take good probing jobs from the Republicans.

    Because, the only thing Republicans know how to do is probe.

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  • Asa Coe 1 year ago

    maga, Making America Gamma-rated Again.

    Supporting Trump is like, “nuking a hurricane!”

    Lmsao ? ?.

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  • Walter Siwel 1 year ago

    #VoteNOtoTheGOP #VoteBlueNoMatterWho!

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  • Rishabh Dixit 1 year ago

    There was a line hahahaha

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  • Susanne Tanja Doorson 1 year ago

    yeeehhhss

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  • Austin Johnson 1 year ago

    ??

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  • dn va 1 year ago

    I wish trump would go get cigarettes.

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  • John Balnis 1 year ago

    Trump supporters have no spine. They let Trump walk all over them, they’re pathetic?

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  • RIXRADvidz 1 year ago

    Trump Impersonator, when you’ve been fired from Every Other Job on the planet.

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  • truthseeker can't be denied 1 year ago

    Donald ‘ let’s nuke the hurricane Dorian ” Trump .

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  • A10-BAM420- 1 year ago

    Jokes of the week? You’ve barely had a show this week?

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  • bonzo1200 goTrump 1 year ago

    Nuke a hurricane? Trump you are a dumbass and a Moron

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  • RussiaIfYou'reListening 1 year ago

    Are you nutzawhat? Nuking a hurricane? Bad bad movie idea. Where do you get these ideas, Tyler?

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  • Tyronesia Small 1 year ago

    I liked the one where he said Trump gave Alabama a boob job with the sharpie on the map?

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  • BizWiz 1 year ago

    *The Alt-Right, White Nationalists, Right Wingers and Trump fans don’t want to hear anything critical about Trump.* _They only like to hear nice things about Trump. Here come the excuses as they guzzle more of that orange koolaid._

    *These are the same fools who voted for small temporary tax cuts for themselves and permanent big tax cuts for billionaires. Who does that!?* ??‍♂️

    _”Trump loves us and he’s gon’ drain tha’ swamp! He’s gon’ git rid of immigrants and git our jurbs back from Chyyyna. Says he gon’ git Mexico to pay for his wall!”_ ?

    What else can you say about those who view Donald Trump and Alex Jones as the *“intellectuals”* in the room. They find the Trump family sooo relatable. ?

    They swarm the comments with little to no contribution to the dialogue. Allow me to demonstrate, lol.

    *Typical Trump fan response:*
    _“OH YEAH!!?? OH YEAH!!?? Well what about Hillary yackety, yackety, blagh, Benghazi!!, Emails!, Socialism!, NWO!, NPC!, SJW!, Snowflakes!!, Blacks!, Muslims!!, illegals!!, blugh, illuminati!, blaaagh, bluuugh, Fake News!!, Global Climate Change is a hoax!!, CNN Grrr!!, Q-Anon, Globalists! Obama!!, yackety, Soros!, Gays! Jews!, Wall!!, blaaagh, Deep State!, Flat Earth!!, yackety, yackety, blagh, blagh, bluuugh!”_

    *_”What about!? What about!? What about!?”_*

    Just a quick look at their comments and responses and you’re sure to find these talking points. They go from bullies, to emotional train wrecks when they see their own words on the table this way.
    They’re left with nothing else but to prove my point.
    ???

    *Also, do they ever pick up a book? Their lack of knowledge of basic history and current events is jarring. They’re so ignorant, that they literally believe there is only one type of Socialism.*

    They will always mention Venezuela and Cuba, because that’s what Fox News tells them.
    In terms of healthcare alone, Fox News won’t tell them that the following countries have already figured out how to provide at least some basic type of service:

    _Australia, Austria, Belarus, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, and the United Kingdom._

    — Notice Russia is *ALSO* on that list. Guess who wants to keep Americans morbidly obese, unhealthy and behind the times?
    *_Ding, ding, ding!! You guessed it!_*

    The world is more complex than what they’re learning from Fox News. Of course, we can’t expect them to understand. ??‍♂️?

    ? ⭕️
    *For those curious,* _yes, I authored this post. I make adjustments as I see fit. _*_My first choice is Bernie Sanders._*_ I’ll still vote for any of those candidates in place of Trump. If it upsets some ignorant ass right wingers so be it. Don’t act like I just pulled those quotes out of my ass. The reason you recognize them is because we’ve all heard them countless of times when debating them. So, I say to them: I’m finished trying to educate any of you on social and political issues. You are a laughing stock just like Trump when other world leaders literally laugh at him, (not with him)._ ?

    To the good people out there not falling for the right wing BS, *much love and respect to you!* ✊️

    Your friend,

    — BIZWIZ ♥️ ???

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  • Shane Reilly 1 year ago

    That “Iceland” joke was underrated.

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  • Hala Hajla 1 year ago

    Anti-Trump!! The world now has this attitude towards this mentally disabled Trump!!!

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  • ShareThisFastDOTcom 1 year ago

    Seth should have made a joke about Bush’s hometown massacre with the Odessa shooter named Seth Ator like Senator. Covert ops to disarm us with ridiculous propaganda leaked in my name.

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  • Mr. H 1 year ago

    Half of Americans have worn undies 2 days- the crowd Whooooaaaa!…meanwhile a billion people: What’s underwear?

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  • Jon Quinn 1 year ago

    Zach Ricky has come a long way since Prankster’s ?

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