Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: John Bolton’s Memoir, Trump Visits the US-Mexico Border

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Published on June 26, 2020

Seth’s favorite jokes from the week of June 22.

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37 comments

  • Pipe Tunes 7 months ago

    You forgot anaconman and Noneckistan.

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  • Angela NIchols 7 months ago

    Kay Mac is looking like a barbie who regrets her career choice. Should have picked vet school and stayed on the farm with Skipper.🤪😂😂😂😂😂😁😎

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  • Renegade Wolfhound 7 months ago

    Biden’s VP will be female and I’m putting my money on Kamila Harris. I wager one thumb’s up.

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  • John Villalovos 7 months ago

    DEMOCRATS = joke for life

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  • Daniel Duvalle 7 months ago

    Pornocracy is a government ruled by prostitutes or by corrupt officials (who metaphorically “prostitute” themselves for power).
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornocracy?wprov=sfla1

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  • AcuteAlpaca 7 months ago

    Not a big fan of this segment. Just doesn’t fit well on the YouTube format. (Not meaning to hate, just know this format is new to yall and wanted to give my opinion on it to help the show get better)

    Edit: it might be better as a monthly segment in a longer video

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  • Alex M 7 months ago

    My favorite joke is the same one for the last three years,Donald Trump.

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  • Asa Coe 7 months ago

    As “We” “stand on Zanzibar,” in this “Brave New world.” I witness, being a “stranger in a strange Land,”their self induced “Fahrenheit 451” book burning parties as “big brother” disguises himself as freedom, inciting them to vote for their own demise.

    Or Trump can F🤬ck off.

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  • New Message 7 months ago

    But… Will Seth be back from his mystical journey beyond the attic door?

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  • J Francis Heckler 7 months ago

    Hey, man. Battles are for the unsatisfied in life. Sure, I’ll take those from you also. CSL.

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  • Hibo Maxamad 7 months ago

    we will Trump going Down Amen 🙋‍♀️

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  • Sophie Peraaud 7 months ago

    THE BUNKER NEED ATTENTION EVERY HE GOES. AND KEEP LYING LYING LYING LYING LYING LYING

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  • tng tyng 7 months ago

    *No doubt why logic never works on Donald Trump..!!* 😂

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  • Priscilla Jimenez 7 months ago

    Everybody was kung flu fighting!
    Transmission is fast as lightning!
    Although the future is a bit frightening!
    Listen to “Game Plan” Obama was writing

    We’re currently in a rut
    But still do not say
    We’ll fall apart
    Just need to go the right way!
    What would it take to stop
    This virus that we fight?
    Distance, sanitizer, and a mask
    So that we can win!

    Chorus

    It’s really super simple
    Why is it so hard to see
    Maybe it’s just because
    You keep looking at the economy!
    The journey is a lonely one
    So more than we know
    But if we plan right the first time
    Then we can continue on!

    Repeat

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  • Mary Amaya 7 months ago

    Seth is nothing but a Joke

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  • Bob Rac 7 months ago

    Trump 2020 wa wa wa 😎

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  • Ray Bin 7 months ago

    Know what borders on stupidity?

    Canada and Mexico
    (joke going around Europe)
    🇺🇸 Bugs Bunny 2020 🇺🇸

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  • 6870dano 7 months ago

    My favorite joke of the week is…… YOU!!! And the political platform you stand on. I tune in regularly to get a pulse on just how wacky the far left is. Keep it up Seth. You’re hilariously far left wacky!!
    🤡👈🏼

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  • Jonathan Ball 7 months ago

    _’DID DONALD J.DUMP JUST VANDALISE A FEDERAL PLAQUE?’_
    *ISN’T THAT TEN YEARS IN JAIL & SOME POLICE ROUGH HOUSING??*

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  • Sierra Suz 7 months ago

    Too.short. Not loud enuf.

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  • SL Davison 7 months ago

    Trump tagged a wall? Arrest him for vandalism.

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  • Russian music with English translation 7 months ago

    In Russia for such jokes about Putin will be put in prison 😁😁😁 why I do not live in the USA 😢😢😢😢😢

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  • HannuKaleviElo 7 months ago

    I understand now why this dude Seth Meyers insulting and has a racial attacs onTrump everyday! He is not a real American His origin is jewish family name Trakianski…Meyers is a taken name!

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  • Hannah McKeand 7 months ago

    Please, dearest Late Night, dearest Seth Myers, think on what Russel Brand is saying here. https://youtu.be/YofLsS3vfOU

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  • Toni Roberts 7 months ago

    Kayleigh’s nickname “Liar factory”… 😂
    The border wall is 200 miles long but most of that was already up, just got repaired. In 3 years Trump managed to get up only 3 miles of border wall.
    I’d be pretty embarrassed to have a plaque and ceremony celebrating that 😂

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  • HMSMemaw 7 months ago

    If trump thinks it’s okay to call it “Kung flu”,
    Then I guess he won’t mind if I call him.
    “FLUNG POO❗”💩

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  • Mark Coelho 7 months ago

    Kayleeeeeeeeeee, with the Android Barbie gaze, nice

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  • Syed Humza Reza 7 months ago

    Can we have more Andy Samberg on the show ?

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  • Togo Burrows 7 months ago

    It’s sad that we have to see trumps disgusting face when we could have a beautiful intelligent woman for president Tulsi Gabbard

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  • danscoolpaper 7 months ago

    since Trump said he was not kidding Kayleigh McEnany has been in hiding.Fact! She is tired of the lies!

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  • Mer Kin 7 months ago

    Seth – your transitions are a bit too close knotted together so the do not seem like transitions to those who do not know that you speed up to signal those transitions.

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  • Joseph Mc 7 months ago

    It’s quite fitting that the lefts prominent voices and influencers are court jesters.

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  • Jonny Gertmunger 7 months ago

    don’t you wish the sick unholy freak Seth Meyers was dead

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  • DrMossydog 7 months ago

    Hey!! What’s Kayleigh MAGA-ninny’s porn star name?
    “Klaus Barbie doll”
    See, Klaus Barbie was the butcher of …. Oh nevermind…

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  • Big Blue Marble 7 months ago

    Excuse me Rachel Maddow instead of telling us dumb jokes about Trump, why don’t you tell us something good about Biden, maybe about his super wonder kids making millions from Ukraine and China, more than any other person working at the same place and they don’t even speak the language, that sure is funny haha, maybe someone else can tell us why Biden would be a better President than Trump ?

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  • Tori Hall 7 months ago

    Everybody lets kong flu dyinng!

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  • Rebecca Cattell 7 months ago

    As a Kiwi living in Australia, this remains nothing short of extraordinary to watch. Many of us in other countries are watching the USA with our mouths mentally hanging open. The rest of the world has always had a complex relationship with America- love/ hate/ resentment/ admiration/ affection/ dismay / please Dear God, stop imagining we all want to be you, we DONT ! . Sometimes we feel all of these things all at once. Now mostly we just feel dismay and something else we don’t usually feel in association with America – pity. We talk about it when we meet each other. I find myself discussing your orange Oompa Loompa president with complete strangers. That’s new too. Although we were always aware of America and heavy importers of US pop culture, we didn’t discuss America on a daily or even a weekly basis before. We talk about it all the time now. I think that’s because not only do we feel sorrow for just how royally Trump has botched COVID 19 and the horrific consequences for America’s people but we can’t work out quite how the hell its been allowed to happen. We REALLY don’t understand how some of America’s people could still possibly support him. A gentleman I had literally just met was opining to me yesterday that he felt some folks were just so emotionally invested with Trump that it’s just too late for them to admit how horribly wrong their opinion of him was. I think that’s a reasonable partial explanation for the otherwise inexplicable phenomenon of watching large numbers of people still worshipping an obvious narcissistic, sociopathic moron who couldn’t give a flying fruit cocktail what happens to them. Maybe, I’m fortunate that I like Seth, I was always in the group who understood exactly who and what he is from the start. Love your work, Seth. The imagined sequence of coming down a ramp rather than an escalator to announce his candidacy made me cry laughing 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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