Seth’s favorite jokes from the week of June 10.
I don’t get the draw of going to Chernobyl for vacation…
Andy really was in this
Trump is the president of bad omens.
Someone suggested water and Trump said, “Water? Like, from out the toilet?!” and he insisted on using Brawn-do instead, “Because it’s got electrolytes.”
WHEN fascism comes to your door, it will first inquire about your FEELINGS and then quickly adjust its purpose to cater to emotions and ENTIRELY disregard and circumvent the FACTS
Mr. Drumpf cannot even get a tree to grow. You dig a hole put it in dirt and( wa la) DEATH! Thanks donni
the cookie joke was stolen from jimmy fallon
As expected, The Friendship Tree turned out to be more dead wood planted in the White House.
Maybe if he didn’t water the tree exclusively with Brawndo, it would have lived.
I can believe trump is incapable of making a tree live. Thank God he does not own a dog.
I’m pretty sure the tree just surrendered.
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