Seth Calls Out Late Night Writer Mike Scollins

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Published on March 29, 2021

Seth calls out Late Night writer Mike Scollins for his clever jokes about national holidays like National Cheesesteak Day and National Pecan Day.

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190 comments

  • DrunkPauloCosta 10 months ago

    *Scollins for Late Night Host*

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  • ConSepT Galicia 10 months ago

    You broke my heart Scollins.. The comic rule of 3s dictates that the PUNCHLINE should have been “shout ou to my hos” thrice and done.. Smh

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  • LordAaronus 10 months ago

    Scollins is like that guy over at Tonight show when Jimmy goes “no, you can’t crash on my couch for the week just to get back at your ex in the next block by turning my living room into a sniper nest so you can shoot every man that enters her apartment” and he’s like “naah, yeah I am”.

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  • Hazel M 10 months ago

    LEAVE MIKE SCOLLINS ALOOOONE

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  • Bob Stroud 10 months ago

    So … You’re gonna pecan him. Be sure to put the em Fass iss on the right saa LAB uhl. N.E.OH Bob

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  • jrpipik 10 months ago

    Did he even get one funny joke in a row?

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  • 12oshinko 10 months ago

    Scollins must be an old Meyers fan to hand Seth an easy joke like this old Pranksters-style bit.

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  • Marco Borja 10 months ago

    Wack jokes

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  • bob geddes 10 months ago

    Heartbreaking….really….think about this. You paid him for roughly five fn words, X3. It was obvious, his next 5 words would…(drumroll)…Would Not Be Remotely Amusing. (5 words more won’t work either, by the way, where is he going to be working next week?)

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  • Jordan Crawford 10 months ago

    Today was Remembering WW2 Day: Say Thanks to Your Tanks (Mike wearing his tank top).

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  • Alpha Tomasowa 10 months ago

    A nut joke; come on, any writer worth their salt knows how to deliver one.

    This was comical sabotage.
    We need to form a committee to probe these nuts for the hard truth.

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  • bobtak 10 months ago

    The rare Hambone turned out to be a hard nut to crack.

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  • Paul J. Wells 10 months ago

    Was Mike Scollins a “Make A Wish” kid who asked to be a famous writer?

    These jokes are “famously” NBC Late Night worthy. Well done Mike! I really hope you get better Sparky.

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  • Peter Susi 10 months ago

    You’re like Carson (and Norm). Even when the jokes are bad, you’re good.

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  • Galen Kehler 10 months ago

    The gods were so jealous of Scollins’ comedic genius that they cursed him to make the same awesome joke for eternity.

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  • Eva de Prosperis 10 months ago

    Genius!

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  • Eva de Prosperis 10 months ago

    I love scollins

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  • David Power 10 months ago

    What letter do you think Mike is waiting for on national alphabet day?

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  • s andy 10 months ago

    Not even funny.

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  • japango1 10 months ago

    Damn it Scollins! We were rooting for you man. You ran out of gas at the finish line.

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  • pono keali'i 10 months ago

    Seth, you’re paying Scollins to write reeeaaaallllllllyyyyy bad, college frat boy puns?!

    FIRE HIS PRIVILEGED WHITE ASS!!!

    #ScollinsIsNotFunny!!!!

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  • Frankie Nicole 10 months ago

    I see you’ve started to run out of material scollins

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  • LP 1732 10 months ago

    Judges are biased…..Scollins hamboned it! Love from Jamaica 🇯🇲 ❤

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  • META MUTT 10 months ago

    Team Scollins!

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  • Mitch Zurbrigg 10 months ago

    I actually thought it was pretty funny

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  • michael johnson 10 months ago

    I used to think i could never make it as a late night writer.

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  • Jessica Brown 10 months ago

    Lets have a conversation , and ill give you a joke. Ill move to New York

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  • michael johnson 10 months ago

    I used to think i could never become a late night writer.

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  • Del Gar 10 months ago

    Hey I saw LAREDO !!! I’m from Laredo… now you know…

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  • Arden B 10 months ago

    You pecan’t do any better Scollins? Comedy is a tough nut to crack but Seth is starting to get pissed-achio’ed…okay comedy’s hard nvm 😂

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  • adrock1011 10 months ago

    There is no pepe silvia

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  • jbt PA 10 months ago

    The genius lies in knowing when to STOP!

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  • si3gnal 10 months ago

    Scollins…. waaaan, …. …. waaaaaaaaaaaan. Honestly, I was pulling for him, though.

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  • Bilal Hussain 10 months ago

    I’m sorry, but could someone please explain to me why this man doesn’t have more views and subscribers?

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  • Kristin J 10 months ago

    The hackey joke should go straight in the sack.

    Sorry.

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  • Fluffy Talguw 10 months ago

    Love the jokes 😂

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  • Lorna Ginette Harrison 10 months ago

    So close! If _ONLY_ Mike Scollins had inspirationally scribed *PLEASING PECAN PUN PERFECTION,* instead of his *PERNICIOUSLY POORLY PENNED PECAN PUNCHLINE,* he would’ve _immediately_ ascended to the almost mythic – & _highly_ revered amongst late night comedy writers! – legendarily exalted status of: *FOUR-IN-A-ROW ‘NATIONAL DAY’ “JOKES” GRANDMASTER!!!😎🙌*

    Despite ultimately falling at the last hurdle, as a reward for this [unfortunately doomed!] “effort”, let us _STILL_ acknowledge his sterling commitment for at least _trying_ to complete that fundamentally fatefully fatally flawed, failed final fourth consecutive ‘National Day’ “swing & a miss” attempt. Pease accept this [alas!] insubstantial virtual trophy, »🏆« Mike Scollins, in honour of your *NON* “achievement!!!😉☺️

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  • janessa yuen 10 months ago

    was it heartbreaking, seth? WAS IT?

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  • Cesar V 10 months ago

    Instead of learning dad jokes scollins spent way too much time with his inappropriate uncle

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  • Nelson Atkinson 10 months ago

    Scollins wrote the youtube video description for sure lol

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  • onwardtowaffles 10 months ago

    Four in a row is called a “bagger,” by the way.

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  • Noel McGinnis 10 months ago

    Ong… shout out to my hose… ugh. 😂 Ok Scollins, that was lame af, but also FUNNY! 😂

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  • Gary Dunion 10 months ago

    Today was national pecan day; celebrate with a trip to the pee can.

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  • Alexis C 10 months ago

    That last one really tanked

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  • C B 10 months ago

    Could have redeemed himself by saying “If you didn’t like that that joke that’s too bad, he couldn’t think of a nutter one”

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  • Papier Speelt 10 months ago

    Gotta admit, not easy to come up with a joke about the pecan, it’s a tough nut to crack…

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  • RY4NR0W3 10 months ago

    Is Scollins an unpaid intern?

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  • Kev Horsley 10 months ago

    Don’t listen to anyone, the hose joke was on point funny.

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  • Meng-Hsuan Lee 10 months ago

    I love how this show is becoming more and more self-referential

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  • Brett WB 10 months ago

    Scollins is a treasure to all the dads out there and their epic levels of cheesiness!

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  • Markham Anderson 10 months ago

    Yes, keep laughing, and heartily. Never forget, this man signs your paychecks.

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  • CripticCorp 10 months ago

    Mike Scollins is a national treasure

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  • Sean Bohan 10 months ago

    National Pecan Day: “Grab your nuts and grab a friend and enjoy your nuts together”

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  • I'm right you're wrong 10 months ago

    Tank-top w/ a pocket. <---

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  • Mehdi Jorshari 10 months ago

    Are you still friends? I mean you should go to the next level after the 4th joke.

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  • The Tickler 10 months ago

    Every time this show mentions any of its writers it just ends up making Seth Meyers look like a dreadful person to work for

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  • DrDespicable 10 months ago

    #TeamScollins

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  • The Random Panda Man 10 months ago

    #JusticeForScollins

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  • Shay Rollins 10 months ago

    I was smiling the whole time watching this.

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  • Colin La 10 months ago

    SCOLLINS!!!!!

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  • Wayne Burton 10 months ago

    Love how Seth spreads the wealth. Showcasing Amber, and now Scollins. His employee fidelity must be off the charts.

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  • BuildingCenter 10 months ago

    True scholars and loyal viewers recognize that the “National Day” jokes have continued for months.

    Months, people.

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  • Cam Brt 10 months ago

    I still don’t get the nut joke lol

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  • Bob Loveday 10 months ago

    Scollins’ crimes against humour, unlike Scollins himself. do not rise to the level of ‘jokes’. You just can’t get the staff these days…

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 10 months ago

    So I was sharing a tokin’ hot bongo of Acapulco’s best the other day with Elon Musk, Abbot Scollins-Costello and Seth Chong, and Elon says, hey guys let’s all fly to Guatemala on a plane made of chocolate and fudge, and Seth goes what a brilliant insightful weed-inspired idea! Scollins-Costello was staring into space thinking about ‘National Tesla and Mars Day’ and how to make a joke out of something that was already a joke. They continued partaking of the prime Ganga. Whoa dude says Elon, I’ve got a real gnarly piping-hot waxed-up idea. Let’s all build a solar-powered electric eyebrow-waxing machine and get Ted Cruz to promote it! So that’s when Seth and Scollins drew the line, coz Scollins already had invented a pecan-flavoured eyebrow-waxing machine the week before and had Matthew Cowpoke McConnerhay promoting it on YouTube. No dude, says Scollins, let’s launch a line of tank tops made of hemp that you can toke when it wears out or goes out of style even though tank tops never go out of style! Musk and Seth were downing five packs of Oreos at the time but finally said, whoa dude…you are a total A grade authentic genius! Then all three of them passed out.

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  • Bottle Aire 10 months ago

    Friggin’ Scollins man… But really, what can anyone expect from any tank top type? You get crotch jokes and toilet humor. Hardly matters if it’s a steroid shore boy or a gumpy comic writer…

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  • David Campbell 10 months ago

    Scollins is a national treasure.

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  • TheRealRevelation 10 months ago

    The national days on their calendars are nothing like the national days on the calendars in the west! Wtf?!

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  • Ryan Ayers 10 months ago

    More like “The rare Hoes-bone.”

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  • Vinista 10 months ago

    I object to this. National Pecan Day isn’t until April 14.

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  • Michael Haneline 10 months ago

    If I’m not mistaken, any streak beyond 3 in bowling is called a “(number of strikes) bagger”. For example, 4-in-a-row would be a “four bagger”.

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  • Joseph Corridon 10 months ago

    This is the funniest bit of workplace bullying I’ve ever witnessed

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  • Jim Smedley 10 months ago

    Seth can’t pronounce his nuts. It’s not a p’caaan it’s a pee can.

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  • Jacob Reynolds 10 months ago

    Didn’t get that hose joke the first time😂😂😂

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  • Star Observers 10 months ago

    Title nine says this is harassment Seth!

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  • Paula Hildebrandt 10 months ago

    Please. I’m begging. Please keep this format. Some things just aren’t meant to go back to pre-pandemic. Please.

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  • Sanjay Sachdev 10 months ago

    Give Mike Scollins a raise

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  • Meredith Hebden 10 months ago

    Maybe he should Pecanize a little harder for his laughs

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  • Ali S. 10 months ago

    Kind of feel like that might have hit harder if the punchline was “Where my hose at?” … Just saying.

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  • Juan Emiliano Gallegos 10 months ago

    When is National Cross-Dressing day? Shout out to all my (panty) hose.

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  • Chris Carmona 10 months ago

    Scollins! Did you intentionally sabotage the last one?! It could have been “Celebrate the season with Deez Nuts! Ha! Got’em!”

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  • Jane Thalken 10 months ago

    big big fan of these!! except, i don’t get the pecan joke — ‘hope you got a nut’? can somebody tell me what i missed, i totally don’t get it.? what did i miss. please, serious here.

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  • J Canfield 10 months ago

    Solid. Three solid jokes in a row..

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  • Tracey Wingfield 10 months ago

    Seth knows Scollins’ hoes joke has become a classic. Because he made it so.
    When the fire dept. puts out a fire, shout out to their hoes.
    When I don’t have to put my finger over the nozzle to create pressure, shout out to my hoes. This is going to be a meme every time we forget which will make it even funnier overtime.

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  • CJ 10 months ago

    Today was world water day…so feel free to cry over Scollin’s hose joke.

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  • Willie Bell 10 months ago

    F%#*in Scollins…. rockin that tank top in middle of winter.

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  • CJ 10 months ago

    Today was National Agriculture Day…Seth planted a Memorial garden for all Scollins jokes that have died on this show…

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  • CJ 10 months ago

    Today was National Cheesesteak Day…Seth celebrated by driving a steak into the heart of Scollins’ cheesy jokes…

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  • CJ 10 months ago

    Today was National Pecan Day…Scollins made a joke about male parts, completely missing the pecan’s resemblance to The female part…

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  • Wayne Zacharias 10 months ago

    Seth, do a piece on the Patrik Laine to the tune of the Rolling Stones,
    You can’t always get what you want
    You can’t always get what you want
    You can whine sometimes and you’ll find, you f’ed you career….

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  • Hansel Menezes 10 months ago

    the fact that they made a video comp of Scollins…based off our YouTube comments – is EPIC AF

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  • Nikki Cornelius 10 months ago

    I have an actual NEED to see Seth in that tank top!

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  • purplepride7 10 months ago

    More amber and karen

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  • Donald Vierstra 10 months ago

    Scollins! Scollins! Scollins!

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  • Mock Turtle 10 months ago

    I don’t get the joke. “I hope you got a ???” I don’t know what the pun is.

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  • themarkwallace 10 months ago

    “Give your nuts a treat”/”pamper your nuts”/something else that’s marginally amusing, Shirley.

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  • K. C. 10 months ago

    I love Mike Scollins’ jokes.

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  • Laurie Stapleton 10 months ago

    I’ve been watching some John Mulaney interviews lately. I had only known him from his Seth and Stefon writing where he tortured Bill Hader each skit—to the benefit of humankind. Anyway, this man is not only a hilarious writer but speaker as well. There is one interview with Kimmel where Mulaney tells about being questioned by the Secret Service because of something he said in a series of Drumpf jokes but the thing he was talking about that got him questioned was actually about Julius Caesar.

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  • Tracy Muckle 10 months ago

    I really don’t get it, please explain before I go crazy!!

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  • Logan Daniels 10 months ago

    National Pecan day, go bury your face in some pie.” 🤔

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  • Anthony Brown 10 months ago

    I really dislike the pandemic and have always loved Seth’s show, but since the pandemic I’ve loved how care free they have become and still pull off a good show. F frisbie!

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  • JuliaCris 10 months ago

    Gosh, I wouldn’t want to be Seth’s writer. It is a joke? it is a bullying? Yep.

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  • Red or Dead 10 months ago

    Scollins wrote policy for Trump!!

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  • M S 10 months ago

    I laughed at the nut joke!!

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  • Joel Bizzell 10 months ago

    When are we gonna get National Scollins Day?

    The public is’collin for it!

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  • Brian Brewster 10 months ago

    You could hear a pin drop and … when Seth sighed. Ahh, so close Scollins, so close.

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  • Joey D 10 months ago

    Scollins for President #Scollins2024

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  • Starman Dx 10 months ago

    Scollin’s is a nation treasure. There should be a national holiday for him, a Scolliday if you will.

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  • Ravyn Deahl 10 months ago

    He did the best pe-can

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  • John Yost 10 months ago

    Juuuusssst a bit outside…

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  • Amanda Drake 10 months ago

    The joke should of been how do like deeze nutzzz

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  • Kelly Struthers 10 months ago

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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  • Couch Potato 10 months ago

    Scollins is my kind of joke writer. Give him a raise.

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  • Colleen Cook 10 months ago

    National agriculture day LEAF them alone!😂😂😂

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  • Colleen Cook 10 months ago

    National cheesesteak day also ‘ check your blood pressure day at CVS😂😂😂

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  • Russell Rehak 10 months ago

    Scollins is the best

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  • Ursa Major 10 months ago

    It’s sad what has happened to Seth “Woke” Myers . He used to be genuinely funny . Now just another Fountain of Wokeness . Gone .

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  • edmackdaddy 10 months ago

    He should have gone with “Shout out to my hoes” which makes no sense in relation to pecan day but ties into the first to jokes as a callback.

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  • Sebastian Alexander Brown Hudson 10 months ago

    Rip msnbc yay

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  • Thomas Hartman 10 months ago

    You gotta love your nuts.

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  • Susan Allen 10 months ago

    Scollins! Nut a good joke, man.

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  • John Doe 10 months ago

    That would be a turkey with cheese.

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  • Justin Nash 10 months ago

    When are you going to start being funny?

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  • The last farewell 10 months ago

    If Scollins isn’t already a Dad, he’s gonna nail it.

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  • jdj830 10 months ago

    Maybe the punchline to every joke should be “penises exist.” Wouldn’t that be the ultimate in hilarity? Zaniness? Kookiness?

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  • MatchstalkMan 10 months ago

    The 29th March was National Doctors’ Day, so a shout out to my HMOs!
    Scollins!

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  • Stefano Torres 10 months ago

    Scollins had trouble cracking up the nut jokes.

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  • Chuck Griffith 10 months ago

    Oh Scollins keep up the national day trifecta..no nuts for you!

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  • tarablaney 10 months ago

    The obvious Scollins one liner should have been; “to go out and bust a nut!”

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  • Christopher Lundgren 10 months ago

    Today is National Pecan Day so be sure to keep your peanuts in your pants.

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  • Susan Allen 10 months ago

    Love Seth but have grown a bit bored of the Scollins mentions. Sure he’s a brilliant and very funny guy, but please get in on with it

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  • Dean Walker 10 months ago

    Dumbest crap on TV.

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  • Dean Walker 10 months ago

    This dude is such a A-Hole.

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  • Henock Abraham 10 months ago

    Today is national pecan day, so shout-out to deez nuts.

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  • jason pushmunky 10 months ago

    Repost

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  • Rodney Dickerson 10 months ago

    Scollins writes for Amy shumer

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  • Leo Andhika Kurniawan 10 months ago

    He made Scollins somewhat like Jordan Schlansky

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  • mark fairbanks 10 months ago

    I thought everyday was have a nut day?
    Shush, don’t tell my wife that it is only once a year.

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  • Mario Miletty 10 months ago

    Scollins should’ve ended national pecan day with “ if you can’t make this day funny, I pecan!”

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  • Myke Folger 10 months ago

    That was hilarious!

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  • Paul Deichmann 10 months ago

    “Today was national pecan day, so hey everyone let’s pecan Scollins!”

    Would have been soooo good.

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  • Megan 10 months ago

    10/10

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  • Charles Bronson 10 months ago

    Scollins is a genus. The Hoe jokes are subtle but the nut joke is actually good but more gross. So A for effort Scollins. 😏

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  • christian smith jr 10 months ago

    I’m to rich with pain for you to ignore and to young to die quickly unless I get killed by losers.

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  • GwenEllyn Anderson 10 months ago

    Calling out Mike Scollins is not new. It’s become a regular (boring) schtick.

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  • Andrew Anastasovski 10 months ago

    Spit take on “I hope you got a nut.”

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  • GamePapa 10 months ago

    *shakes fist at sky*
    SCOLLINS!!

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  • Melanie Melons 10 months ago

    The deranged firewall reportedly copy because sweets causally flower like a pushy step-brother. plant, aboriginal leg

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  • Walter Fischer 10 months ago

    The incandescent valley joly plug because order intialy consider underneath a infamous cent. noisy, shaky fibre

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  • Boo Stover 10 months ago

    I look forward to a daily “National Day” joke from Scollins.

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  • craffte 10 months ago

    i hope… you got…… a nut?

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  • Dan Barnes 10 months ago

    Why does Skylands look like he’s lost at the beach with a note pin to him by his mother who is abandoning him I mean if I had a kid that looked like that I would’ve put him down insert rimshot get good

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  • W P 10 months ago

    Wow not funny whatsoever? but i guess that’s what you were going for cause your lazy and this show is for old housewifes

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  • Charlie Delta 10 months ago

    Does Scollins get paid? Does he have good jokes that succeed, but you just don’t draw attention to those, so it just seems like all his jokes are godawful? I like the show, I love the way it’s gone with no audience, I can’t stand the fact that Scollins is, apparently, paid for his contributions.

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  • David Alexander 10 months ago

    Last one should have just been “shoutout to my hos” and showed some hookers

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  • Dyler Turden 10 months ago

    This guy is cringe

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  • joe sikic 10 months ago

    Four in a row should be called a fourky

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  • Robert Fuqua 10 months ago

    I assume Mike Scollins was celebrating “National Leave Your Job With All Your Stuff In A Box At The End Of The Week”… Week.

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  • Lubus Maximus 10 months ago

    Hello Mr. Meyers 🙌

    That interview with Conan was terrific! Who knew you were hired as a performer at SNL 🤷‍♂️ cool story sir,

    PS
    Hey on or around the 7 minute mark you list a host of Super! fellas that you worked with,

    this generation, that group,
    this cast, that cast,
    Lots of names…so no Ladies in All those “eras” eh?…who knew 🤷‍♂️…i remember them anyway,

    ☮️💜

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  • SC 10 months ago

    Deez nutz
    “Take some time to appreciate Deeze nutz” Is just sitting right there and he didn’t go for it.

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  • Flo Rete 10 months ago

    “Shout-out to my hose” – LMAO
    XD

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  • cannibalbananas 10 months ago

    He should’ve done a shout out to his nuts.
    Would’ve been expected, but funny imo

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  • sandy case 10 months ago

    These writers suck… watching on Friday night . Wth- I’m not laughing- I’m confused 🤷‍♂️

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  • DeborahFishburn 10 months ago

    You have comments turned off for Karen’s vid on the Atlanta hate crimes. Please tell her she did a brilliant job, and I’m sending huge zen hugs to her, her lovely Domino’s grandad, and all Asian Americans. Here’s hoping together, we can ensure she never has to make such things clear again. Lots of love, and look forward to more of her work on happier subjects!

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  • sushi bois 10 months ago

    I would have said “stop picking on me pecan these nuts”

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  • John D 10 months ago

    “I hope you got a nut.” Huh? 🤷‍♂️

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  • PurushaDesa 10 months ago

    “Scollins!” like the headmaster is chasing him with a cane.

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  • Gary Walton 10 months ago

    Funny but on several levels.

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  • trm 10 months ago

    This is the worst show on utube. I’ve heard behind the scenes they call him “cocklips”. Lol.

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  • seraphonica 10 months ago

    On day 3, I was not sure if Seth is calling three jokes in a row a turkey, or was calling Mike Scollins a turkey. Weirdly, additional evidence for both of these explanations was presented on day 4.

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  • bxxx9 10 months ago

    WHERE ARE YOU GUYSSSSSSS????

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  • Miss Barilla De Fenton 10 months ago

    https://youtu.be/rMMqw7kl4wU

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  • D Lo 10 months ago

    That’s aweome! hahaha!

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  • Dr. Green Bricks 10 months ago

    Did Scollins go on strike or something?!? The Pecan joke wasn’t that bad!!

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  • Mitchell Pritsker 10 months ago

    Seth please upload more of Seth Meyers’s new a closer look videos?

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  • MZ 10 months ago

    All paths lead to nowhere (we are all mortal and will all experience death) – follow the path with a heart….

    The heartbeat synchronises with the leylines under the earth and molten lava flows through mother earth parallel within our own veins.
    Shine bright like a diamond…like diamonds in the sky……established in the seed word twinkling in the timelessness of the cosmos resonating
    rhythmic waves of conscious awareness and conscientisation …..

    The heartbeat connects us all with every element of the universe and all species big
    and small tracing the rays of life from light sources (sun, moon, stars and phosphorescent light) through the fontanelle, down through to our hearts.
    The sacred space, where subtle ethereal embers smoulder, receiving power from our spiritual fire within…….

    Robyn is an exceptional artist. Her social media presence is inspiring, demonstrating for young people in their hearts, to follow their dreams and
    aspirations, be true to who they are in themselves. And most importantly, use whatever vehicle of success, big or small, to give back. The money is only money.
    What it represents though is honouring and manifesting personal gifts, by doing something properly/correctly and through that process of being a selfless medium,
    grounding and aligning pure energy….literally, as sung, through the stars.

    All power to Robyn….the humble Star from Barbadoes who exemplifies the riches of being oneself, down to earth, natural, connected and empathic.
    Ko nga whetu i te rangi e kaa mai ana ….ko nga uri o Barbadoes ki runga i te whenua ….May the spiritual energy of Barbadoes’s descendants on earth
    continue to burn as strongly, radiantly and energetically as the twinkling stars in the heavens of the cosmos.

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  • Jim O'Hagan 10 months ago

    “That’s it, I’ve had a nut of this.”

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  • Evan Siwierka 10 months ago

    Please don’t bring the audience back. Keep it like this. I need more Scollins humor.

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 10 months ago

    So my old professor of Improv at Northwestern, Dr. Marcel Doubtfire, rang me to ask me to do the commencement speech. They are also going to award me an Honorary Doctorate of Comedy and Improv. My mother was pleased coz she’s Jewish and can now say, “my son the doctor.” I’m so excited coz I will be able to do my own surgery, coz humour is the best medicine. I arrived in town the day before the ceremony and had lunch at Custers Last Hotdog Stand. Ya gotta visit this Evanston landmark. A real classic Chicago style hot dog stand with bootleg liquor and a special whisky called Al Capones Revenge. The hot dogs were as good as ever. I had to ask for tomatoes which are standard on a Chicago dog and spaniels in particular, but the atmosphere was great. A line snaked through the tiny place and orders were being barked every few seconds. Just what you expect from a classic hot dog stand, like the one I started in Amsterdam called Van Gogh’s Baseball Park Revenge. The ceremony was held in the Kellogg’s Cornflakes School of Breakfast Cereal Research. The groundbreaking cereal called Mustard and Hotdog Flavoured Chocolate Snap Pops was pioneered here. My old frat society is next door, the Phi Gamma Ray Beta Million Epsilon 5 Delta Airlines Kappa Cino. It was a great frat house with 6 members, all studying Advanced Improv. I arrived at the ceremony in my Baltimore Ravens Academic Gown Jersey, and took up my position on the 10 yard line. It was gonna be a hard game, coz we were playing University of Illinois Urban Champagne Distillers, a mean bunch of mothers who always played dirty. I was playing ‘wide far out in the next stadium receiver’ so needed to be on the ball. The hotdog lunch started to kick in, so my energy levels dropped to zero as usual, so I dropped a few ‘Brachs Frango Fanny May Tootsie Roll Blend’ candies, a 12 layered candy always guaranteed to give you a dangerous level insulin high and be ready for a game. So anyways, I got my doctorate that day, but we lost to IUCD 678 to 0.

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  • maria rahel varnhagen 10 months ago

    Retarded is the surviveability of declaration and I have achieved perfect understanding: We’re playing “Declaration Of United Nations” where you win by being black john and speaking georgian language regarding the west pointe herpes situation in benin to jethro kenya from beverly hillbillies who invented thomas jefferson. The comedy is withholding snap’n’pops while feigning a portuguese accent

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  • Philly's Finest Radio 10 months ago

    Steth what do you call a comedian whose not funny? Look in the mirror when you ponder this question.

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  • Oden Woden 10 months ago

    I really miss a closer look

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  • Kelly Mitchell 10 months ago

    I bet seth is ignoring the gaetz scandal for some reason

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  • Moses Mbugua 10 months ago

    Seth sleeping on is Job

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  • Cheryn English 10 months ago

    havent been getting notifications

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  • HighClass Carrie 10 months ago

    Loving scollins jokes..

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  • Luigi Bianco 10 months ago

    Suppose you wanted to destroy a nation. How might you go about it?
    Well, for starters, you could flood their lands with millions of people of another race.
    Then you could encourage people to assimilate and mix together until there were no more people of the original race left.
    Then you could call anyone “racist” who objected to any of this, and get them fired from their jobs.
    Have you noticed something? This is exactly what is happening to White people in White countries right now.
    Diversity is a codeword for White genocide.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

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  • pea pod 10 months ago

    Where ya at Seth we’re getting dry out here

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  • Nikola Bijeliti 9 months ago

    Can you think of an Asian country where Asians are predicted to become a minority in the near future? Probably not.
    Can you think of an African country where Blacks are predicted to become a minority in the near future? I didn’t think so.
    Can you think of a White country where Whites are NOT predicted to become a minority in the near future? Did you ever wonder why?
    The reason is that there is a program of genocide going on in EVERY White country and ONLY in White countries.
    “Diversity” and “multiculturalism” are just codewords for White genocide.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

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  • The Bizz 9 months ago

    where have u guys been??!

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