Seth calls out Late Night writer Mike Scollins for his clever jokes about national holidays like National Cheesesteak Day and National Pecan Day.
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ReplyYou broke my heart Scollins.. The comic rule of 3s dictates that the PUNCHLINE should have been “shout ou to my hos” thrice and done.. Smh
ReplyScollins is like that guy over at Tonight show when Jimmy goes “no, you can’t crash on my couch for the week just to get back at your ex in the next block by turning my living room into a sniper nest so you can shoot every man that enters her apartment” and he’s like “naah, yeah I am”.
ReplyLEAVE MIKE SCOLLINS ALOOOONE
ReplyDid he even get one funny joke in a row?
ReplyScollins must be an old Meyers fan to hand Seth an easy joke like this old Pranksters-style bit.
ReplyWack jokes
ReplyHeartbreaking….really….think about this. You paid him for roughly five fn words, X3. It was obvious, his next 5 words would…(drumroll)…Would Not Be Remotely Amusing. (5 words more won’t work either, by the way, where is he going to be working next week?)
ReplyToday was Remembering WW2 Day: Say Thanks to Your Tanks (Mike wearing his tank top).
ReplyA nut joke; come on, any writer worth their salt knows how to deliver one.
This was comical sabotage.
ReplyWe need to form a committee to probe these nuts for the hard truth.
The rare Hambone turned out to be a hard nut to crack.
ReplyWas Mike Scollins a “Make A Wish” kid who asked to be a famous writer?
These jokes are “famously” NBC Late Night worthy. Well done Mike! I really hope you get better Sparky.
ReplyThe gods were so jealous of Scollins’ comedic genius that they cursed him to make the same awesome joke for eternity.
ReplyGenius!
ReplyI love scollins
ReplyWhat letter do you think Mike is waiting for on national alphabet day?
ReplyNot even funny.
ReplyDamn it Scollins! We were rooting for you man. You ran out of gas at the finish line.
ReplySeth, you’re paying Scollins to write reeeaaaallllllllyyyyy bad, college frat boy puns?!
FIRE HIS PRIVILEGED WHITE ASS!!!
#ScollinsIsNotFunny!!!!
ReplyTeam Scollins!
ReplyI actually thought it was pretty funny
ReplyI used to think i could never make it as a late night writer.
ReplyLets have a conversation , and ill give you a joke. Ill move to New York
ReplyI used to think i could never become a late night writer.
ReplyHey I saw LAREDO !!! I’m from Laredo… now you know…
ReplyThere is no pepe silvia
ReplyThe genius lies in knowing when to STOP!
ReplyScollins…. waaaan, …. …. waaaaaaaaaaaan. Honestly, I was pulling for him, though.
ReplyI’m sorry, but could someone please explain to me why this man doesn’t have more views and subscribers?
ReplyThe hackey joke should go straight in the sack.
Sorry.
Replywas it heartbreaking, seth? WAS IT?
ReplyInstead of learning dad jokes scollins spent way too much time with his inappropriate uncle
ReplyScollins wrote the youtube video description for sure lol
ReplyFour in a row is called a “bagger,” by the way.
ReplyToday was national pecan day; celebrate with a trip to the pee can.
ReplyThat last one really tanked
ReplyCould have redeemed himself by saying “If you didn’t like that that joke that’s too bad, he couldn’t think of a nutter one”
ReplyIs Scollins an unpaid intern?
ReplyDon’t listen to anyone, the hose joke was on point funny.
ReplyI love how this show is becoming more and more self-referential
ReplyScollins is a treasure to all the dads out there and their epic levels of cheesiness!
ReplyYes, keep laughing, and heartily. Never forget, this man signs your paychecks.
ReplyMike Scollins is a national treasure
ReplyNational Pecan Day: “Grab your nuts and grab a friend and enjoy your nuts together”
ReplyTank-top w/ a pocket. <---
ReplyAre you still friends? I mean you should go to the next level after the 4th joke.
ReplyEvery time this show mentions any of its writers it just ends up making Seth Meyers look like a dreadful person to work for
Reply#TeamScollins
Reply#JusticeForScollins
ReplyI was smiling the whole time watching this.
ReplySCOLLINS!!!!!
ReplyLove how Seth spreads the wealth. Showcasing Amber, and now Scollins. His employee fidelity must be off the charts.
ReplyI still don’t get the nut joke lol
ReplyScollins’ crimes against humour, unlike Scollins himself. do not rise to the level of ‘jokes’. You just can’t get the staff these days…
ReplyFriggin’ Scollins man… But really, what can anyone expect from any tank top type? You get crotch jokes and toilet humor. Hardly matters if it’s a steroid shore boy or a gumpy comic writer…
ReplyScollins is a national treasure.
ReplyThe national days on their calendars are nothing like the national days on the calendars in the west! Wtf?!
ReplyMore like “The rare Hoes-bone.”
ReplyI object to this. National Pecan Day isn’t until April 14.
ReplyIf I’m not mistaken, any streak beyond 3 in bowling is called a “(number of strikes) bagger”. For example, 4-in-a-row would be a “four bagger”.
ReplyThis is the funniest bit of workplace bullying I’ve ever witnessed
ReplySeth can’t pronounce his nuts. It’s not a p’caaan it’s a pee can.
ReplyTitle nine says this is harassment Seth!
ReplyPlease. I’m begging. Please keep this format. Some things just aren’t meant to go back to pre-pandemic. Please.
ReplyGive Mike Scollins a raise
ReplyMaybe he should Pecanize a little harder for his laughs
ReplyKind of feel like that might have hit harder if the punchline was “Where my hose at?” … Just saying.
ReplyWhen is National Cross-Dressing day? Shout out to all my (panty) hose.
ReplyScollins! Did you intentionally sabotage the last one?! It could have been “Celebrate the season with Deez Nuts! Ha! Got’em!”
Replybig big fan of these!! except, i don’t get the pecan joke — ‘hope you got a nut’? can somebody tell me what i missed, i totally don’t get it.? what did i miss. please, serious here.
ReplySolid. Three solid jokes in a row..
ReplySeth knows Scollins’ hoes joke has become a classic. Because he made it so.
ReplyWhen the fire dept. puts out a fire, shout out to their hoes.
When I don’t have to put my finger over the nozzle to create pressure, shout out to my hoes. This is going to be a meme every time we forget which will make it even funnier overtime.
Today was world water day…so feel free to cry over Scollin’s hose joke.
ReplyF%#*in Scollins…. rockin that tank top in middle of winter.
ReplyToday was National Agriculture Day…Seth planted a Memorial garden for all Scollins jokes that have died on this show…
ReplyToday was National Cheesesteak Day…Seth celebrated by driving a steak into the heart of Scollins’ cheesy jokes…
ReplyToday was National Pecan Day…Scollins made a joke about male parts, completely missing the pecan’s resemblance to The female part…
ReplySeth, do a piece on the Patrik Laine to the tune of the Rolling Stones,
ReplyYou can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
You can whine sometimes and you’ll find, you f’ed you career….
the fact that they made a video comp of Scollins…based off our YouTube comments – is EPIC AF
ReplyI have an actual NEED to see Seth in that tank top!
ReplyMore amber and karen
ReplyScollins! Scollins! Scollins!
ReplyI don’t get the joke. “I hope you got a ???” I don’t know what the pun is.
Reply“Give your nuts a treat”/”pamper your nuts”/something else that’s marginally amusing, Shirley.
ReplyI love Mike Scollins’ jokes.
ReplyI really don’t get it, please explain before I go crazy!!
ReplyI really dislike the pandemic and have always loved Seth’s show, but since the pandemic I’ve loved how care free they have become and still pull off a good show. F frisbie!
ReplyGosh, I wouldn’t want to be Seth’s writer. It is a joke? it is a bullying? Yep.
ReplyScollins wrote policy for Trump!!
ReplyI laughed at the nut joke!!
ReplyWhen are we gonna get National Scollins Day?
The public is’collin for it!
ReplyYou could hear a pin drop and … when Seth sighed. Ahh, so close Scollins, so close.
ReplyScollins for President #Scollins2024
ReplyScollin’s is a nation treasure. There should be a national holiday for him, a Scolliday if you will.
ReplyHe did the best pe-can
ReplyJuuuusssst a bit outside…
ReplyThe joke should of been how do like deeze nutzzz
ReplyScollins is my kind of joke writer. Give him a raise.
ReplyScollins is the best
ReplyIt’s sad what has happened to Seth “Woke” Myers . He used to be genuinely funny . Now just another Fountain of Wokeness . Gone .
ReplyHe should have gone with “Shout out to my hoes” which makes no sense in relation to pecan day but ties into the first to jokes as a callback.
ReplyRip msnbc yay
ReplyYou gotta love your nuts.
ReplyScollins! Nut a good joke, man.
ReplyThat would be a turkey with cheese.
ReplyWhen are you going to start being funny?
ReplyIf Scollins isn’t already a Dad, he’s gonna nail it.
ReplyScollins had trouble cracking up the nut jokes.
ReplyOh Scollins keep up the national day trifecta..no nuts for you!
ReplyThe obvious Scollins one liner should have been; “to go out and bust a nut!”
ReplyToday is National Pecan Day so be sure to keep your peanuts in your pants.
ReplyDumbest crap on TV.
ReplyThis dude is such a A-Hole.
ReplyToday is national pecan day, so shout-out to deez nuts.
ReplyRepost
ReplyScollins writes for Amy shumer
ReplyHe made Scollins somewhat like Jordan Schlansky
ReplyI thought everyday was have a nut day?
ReplyShush, don’t tell my wife that it is only once a year.
That was hilarious!
Reply10/10
ReplyI’m to rich with pain for you to ignore and to young to die quickly unless I get killed by losers.
ReplyCalling out Mike Scollins is not new. It’s become a regular (boring) schtick.
ReplySpit take on “I hope you got a nut.”
Reply*shakes fist at sky*
ReplySCOLLINS!!
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ReplyI look forward to a daily “National Day” joke from Scollins.
Replyi hope… you got…… a nut?
ReplyWow not funny whatsoever? but i guess that’s what you were going for cause your lazy and this show is for old housewifes
ReplyDoes Scollins get paid? Does he have good jokes that succeed, but you just don’t draw attention to those, so it just seems like all his jokes are godawful? I like the show, I love the way it’s gone with no audience, I can’t stand the fact that Scollins is, apparently, paid for his contributions.
ReplyLast one should have just been “shoutout to my hos” and showed some hookers
ReplyThis guy is cringe
ReplyFour in a row should be called a fourky
ReplyI assume Mike Scollins was celebrating “National Leave Your Job With All Your Stuff In A Box At The End Of The Week”… Week.
Reply“Shout-out to my hose” – LMAO
ReplyXD
He should’ve done a shout out to his nuts.
ReplyWould’ve been expected, but funny imo
You have comments turned off for Karen’s vid on the Atlanta hate crimes. Please tell her she did a brilliant job, and I’m sending huge zen hugs to her, her lovely Domino’s grandad, and all Asian Americans. Here’s hoping together, we can ensure she never has to make such things clear again. Lots of love, and look forward to more of her work on happier subjects!
ReplyI would have said “stop picking on me pecan these nuts”
ReplyFunny but on several levels.
ReplyThis is the worst show on utube. I’ve heard behind the scenes they call him “cocklips”. Lol.
ReplyOn day 3, I was not sure if Seth is calling three jokes in a row a turkey, or was calling Mike Scollins a turkey. Weirdly, additional evidence for both of these explanations was presented on day 4.
ReplyWHERE ARE YOU GUYSSSSSSS????
ReplyThat’s aweome! hahaha!
ReplyAll paths lead to nowhere (we are all mortal and will all experience death) – follow the path with a heart….
The heartbeat synchronises with the leylines under the earth and molten lava flows through mother earth parallel within our own veins.
Shine bright like a diamond…like diamonds in the sky……established in the seed word twinkling in the timelessness of the cosmos resonating
rhythmic waves of conscious awareness and conscientisation …..
The heartbeat connects us all with every element of the universe and all species big
and small tracing the rays of life from light sources (sun, moon, stars and phosphorescent light) through the fontanelle, down through to our hearts.
The sacred space, where subtle ethereal embers smoulder, receiving power from our spiritual fire within…….
Robyn is an exceptional artist. Her social media presence is inspiring, demonstrating for young people in their hearts, to follow their dreams and
aspirations, be true to who they are in themselves. And most importantly, use whatever vehicle of success, big or small, to give back. The money is only money.
What it represents though is honouring and manifesting personal gifts, by doing something properly/correctly and through that process of being a selfless medium,
grounding and aligning pure energy….literally, as sung, through the stars.
All power to Robyn….the humble Star from Barbadoes who exemplifies the riches of being oneself, down to earth, natural, connected and empathic.
ReplyKo nga whetu i te rangi e kaa mai ana ….ko nga uri o Barbadoes ki runga i te whenua ….May the spiritual energy of Barbadoes’s descendants on earth
continue to burn as strongly, radiantly and energetically as the twinkling stars in the heavens of the cosmos.
“That’s it, I’ve had a nut of this.”
ReplyRetarded is the surviveability of declaration and I have achieved perfect understanding: We’re playing “Declaration Of United Nations” where you win by being black john and speaking georgian language regarding the west pointe herpes situation in benin to jethro kenya from beverly hillbillies who invented thomas jefferson. The comedy is withholding snap’n’pops while feigning a portuguese accent
ReplySteth what do you call a comedian whose not funny? Look in the mirror when you ponder this question.
ReplyI really miss a closer look
ReplyI bet seth is ignoring the gaetz scandal for some reason
ReplySeth sleeping on is Job
Replyhavent been getting notifications
ReplyLoving scollins jokes..
ReplySuppose you wanted to destroy a nation. How might you go about it?
ReplyWell, for starters, you could flood their lands with millions of people of another race.
Then you could encourage people to assimilate and mix together until there were no more people of the original race left.
Then you could call anyone “racist” who objected to any of this, and get them fired from their jobs.
Have you noticed something? This is exactly what is happening to White people in White countries right now.
Diversity is a codeword for White genocide.
Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.
Where ya at Seth we’re getting dry out here
ReplyCan you think of an Asian country where Asians are predicted to become a minority in the near future? Probably not.
ReplyCan you think of an African country where Blacks are predicted to become a minority in the near future? I didn’t think so.
Can you think of a White country where Whites are NOT predicted to become a minority in the near future? Did you ever wonder why?
The reason is that there is a program of genocide going on in EVERY White country and ONLY in White countries.
“Diversity” and “multiculturalism” are just codewords for White genocide.
Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.
where have u guys been??!
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