Sending Mean Tweets Gets Harder & The Belgium-France Border Gets Moved Accidentally | The Daily Show

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  • H H 1 year ago

    If Belgium were to increase its border at a rate of 7 feet per year. Tokyo would be a part of Belgium in the year 4,904,878 give or take a decade or two.

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  • JoeSmish 1 year ago

    Use some soft language.

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  • Mounia Amzil 1 year ago

    As an Belgian, i can confirm this plan for sure lol

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  • Krystof S. 1 year ago

    As CGP Grey put it, countries in the Schengen Area take a “meh” approach to borders 😅 you might not even be aware you’re crossing an international border because there are (generally) no border checks or the like

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  • Tigerlilly 1 year ago

    Now if the government was super petty (like me some days 😆) the Belgium border story is cute but if if they slapped him with invasion charges(or whatever it is called diplomatically) or back-taxed him for the annexed land..there will be NO LAUGHS 💰💵💵💵💵

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  • Rocky Fuller 1 year ago

    And yet nazis and other nasty bigots will continue to get away with it, I guarantee it

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  • ss 1 year ago

    n that cap! 😂

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  • No One 1 year ago

    Trevor if you see this comment go talk about the Pakistani man who was killed by 2 black teens

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  • Rainee Day TINY Films 1 year ago

    ‘Mean’😂

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  • txz leon 1 year ago

    Kpop stands are plotting already

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  • Cancun771 1 year ago

    Thumbs up for “Huh! I thought they only did that to Africa!”

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  • Andrew Schultz 1 year ago

    Twitter has a cooldown period now. Wow we can’t even get that for gun control.

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  • Deel aka Sirdee Edwards 1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • willisverynice 1 year ago

    Rip Twitter

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  • TheBnzr 1 year ago

    Mean tweets aren’t the problem. Misinformation is.

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  • KRYS GONZALEZ 1 year ago

    Time we open the the dictionary for big words that only you know they mean lol

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  • chiran basnet 1 year ago

    One Belgium farmer: International news
    Meanwhile India shifting all the pillars towards Nepal: nothing to see here.

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  • Necroceine 1 year ago

    This story is a great illustration of how fake borders are.

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  • Allie B 1 year ago

    The true litmus test is Stan Twitter

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  • ty Ss Rs 50 aiko 1 year ago

    well i cant even say the C word anymore in this youtube comment section anymore it gets deleted lol

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  • Rikard Edvardsson 1 year ago

    Tokyo? You mean east Brussels

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  • Sujith Kumar 1 year ago

    One can only hope that the border between India and Pakistan also becomes this casual. ✌️

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  • meshan gaming 1 year ago

    Ooh ooh ….❤️hmmmm love the colour…..suits you well

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  • pack.wolf 1 year ago

    Oi! why throwing the shade at Belgium! Ofc our neighbors don’t have just waffles! They also have fries!

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  • Rolin Maiz 1 year ago

    Its evolution! We have to find a way To insult eachother with flowers and daisys. Challenge accepted. Oh wait… Ive never had Twitter…

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  • Arion 1 year ago

    How is it so hard to get likes on a comment ?

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  • Julia Weber 1 year ago

    Love that the hoodie matches twitter’s logo color

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  • A K 1 year ago

    One round-trip ticket to Tokyo, Belgium please…

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  • asdfghj sdfgg 1 year ago

    There’s actually a movie with a super patriotic belgian that move the border line a yards every year

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  • Derrick Graham 1 year ago

    LOL!!! That’s how WW2 got started…moving a border, little, by, little.

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  • Ulrich Bierwisch 1 year ago

    They did that with Germany to. If you look to the northern part of the border between Germany and Belgium (Roetgen to Monschau) you find that Belgium has occupied a bicycle path that is going thru Germany. Everybody knows that Belgium has the better cyclists (just think about Eddy Merckx), so they just took the bike path and a few meters to each side. The worst thing is, that even Google got fooled and the steal made it into the maps.

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  • Chunkboi 1 year ago

    See, Trump had it all wrong. We just need to slowly move the border south. Immigration problem solved, because now they’re all US citizens by default, and CA, AZ, NM, and TX just got a lot taller over time.

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  • Joshua Manriguez 1 year ago

    Twitter still isn’t nearly as bad as Facebook though. Facebook actively protects Extremists like the BernieBots and Trumpians.

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  • dergutealteMingo 1 year ago

    Trevor could have mentioned Belgium’s colonization and genocide in the kongo

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  • loys zimmermann 1 year ago

    Joe Biden will testify that at the Congress of Vienna, the border between France and Belgium was not drawn like this !

    Anyway, countries have been using border post since the dawn of time. Maps and GPS are a recent invention.

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  • Chris Vega 1 year ago

    You know the simpsons did this right? They literally did an episode where Lisa develops an app assistance that states that if you post something bad you may end up in getting in trouble!

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  • Mum's Account 1 year ago

    If Belgium were to increase its border at a rate of 7 feet per year, Tokyo would be a part of Belgium in the year 4,904,878, give or take a decade or two 🤣🤣

    PS. No, I didn’t copy the comment word for word. The original commenter accidentally put a full-stop (a ‘period’, for Americans) instead of a coma. 😂 and no this isn’t an edit.

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  • ML Kipp 1 year ago

    I can’t wait to see @internetcommentetiquette deal with this

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  • Gee Dubyah 1 year ago

    Please don’y cut your hair when the studio days return, it suits ya!

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  • William Zhang 1 year ago

    “Twitter” and “civil” are oxymorons

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  • Massiel 1 year ago

    Computers telling humans about emotions.. priceless

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  • RadioSilens 1 year ago

    Twitter would be better off flagging mean tweets so the person reading them knows in advance that it’s going to be a mean tweet. People who write mean tweets aren’t accidentally writing mean things. They don’t need extra time to decide if they really want to be mean or not.

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  • Rahul singh 1 year ago

    I think the new twitter policy will curtail the space of satire through the algorithm😂.
    BTW love from India.

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  • Melinda Szabo 1 year ago

    Responding to @Trevor Noah’s pause on what Belgium is known for (min 2:30). To name a few of the more positive aspects: chocolate, fries and beer, for hosting Tomorrowland and Rock Werchter, being a trilingual country, the invention of the saxophone, having the headquarters of the European Commission, European Parliament, European Union, NATO, the birth of the Smurfs, Magritte and Audrey Hepburn. And some less positive aspects: peeing statues, record-breaking political gridlock, bad weather, lots of strikes etc. Oh, next time you come back to Belgium, happy to provide some content on Belgium for your Daily Show. Cheers!

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  • Ricky Tavix 1 year ago

    Give you time to think before you tweet is one helluva way to say limits your speech to Fallout 4 type dialogue options

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  • Golden Boy 1 year ago

    “It’s so brave to go out in that” hit hard😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  • Izuchukwu Onukwili 1 year ago

    Oh my Goodness! There was a girl in Shark Tank TV show that came up with this exact idea for her app where it’s installed unto teens phones to do just that, makes you review a message before you send it out.
    She needs to speak out and get compensation from Twitter

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  • Re_Mitri 1 year ago

    Way to throw shade on Russia LUL

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  • Kitty Rudman 1 year ago

    Belgium owns most of the beer companies now and also has chocolate. And no other country has the Manneken Pis.

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  • Iris Oscuris 1 year ago

    The Germans could have done that and avoided a whole world war.

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  • Christel Headington 1 year ago

    France should build a wall, and make Belgium pay for it. ..

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  • lemon1980 1 year ago

    Chocolate

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  • minj4ever 1 year ago

    You joke but that’s exactly what Putin’s thugs are doing in Sakartvelo

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  • Dale 1 year ago

    I thought the reason to twit was to be mean. Like YouTube comments….right?

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  • Landing Blind 1 year ago

    Is Demi Lovato dating someone at Twitter🤔😂

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  • Ulfark 1 year ago

    “Your girlfriend is so nice to go out with you.” is probably the meanest but nicest sounding thing I’ve ever heard.

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  • sealyoness 1 year ago

    What? Twitter wants to caution me about my messaging? What are you, my Mother?

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  • SuperLeica1 1 year ago

    Just wait until Belgium cleans up it´s border in the town of Baarle. The Dutch may explode! https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=baarle+nassau+border

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  • andrewthezeppo 1 year ago

    Did Trevor wear the Twitter logo color on purpose?

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  • Doreen Dklutz 1 year ago

    Belgium moves border with France; #kingleopoldsghost! heheh

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  • Cheeza Rose 1 year ago

    There is always news coming out of Belgium it just never reaches you in the US. Also we have the best chocolat and beer.

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  • Ross Parlette 1 year ago

    Tokyo wishes it was part of Belgium!

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  • Lori D R Blake 1 year ago

    #DontTweetAngry #GroundhogDayMemes #WhatifThereIsNoTmro #ThereWasntOneTDay

    #AwwBelgium #H2G2Memes #TimeIsAnIllusion #LunchtimeDoublySo

    #TheAlgorythmsRSkyNetShhhhhh #AhhhNoIntellectualHere

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  • kentarouification 1 year ago

    Snowflake generation at its best.

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  • Austin Kops 1 year ago

    We have the right to say mean things. Everything is fair game. More civil means more control less freedom. Here’s a rope go for a swing.

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  • Hugo 2017 1 year ago

    Well I did it. From Krewinkel, Belgium (the eastern most town in Belgium) to Tokyo is 5,849 miles. [30,882,720 feet] at 7 feet gained per year. It would take 4,411,817.142 years for Tokyo to become part of Belgium.

    “Without math, we are cavemen eating mud!”

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  • AAABBB BBBAAA 1 year ago

    But mean Twitter are what make Twitter Twitter

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  • basically delicious 1 year ago

    To be fair, the various borders in Europe have been shifting somewhat arbitrarily for centuries, otherwise, we’d still have Yugoslavia or all the many Duchies and Bishoprics that existed at one point or another.

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  • R A 1 year ago

    still not becoming a Twitter user nice try jack

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  • CP30 1 year ago

    I don’t know why all of The Daily Show’s videos are only half the volume of every other youtube video, but it is getting really annoying. I have to crank the volume to watch any of these videos then the next one blows my speakers. lol

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  • Ed Sova 1 year ago

    Come on, make Belgium bigger, France is big enough already.

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  • Ibrahim Bauhadoor 1 year ago

    Trevor , talk about doge coin 😁🚀🚀

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  • queenb67 1 year ago

    Twitter is now going to sound like your Southern grandma. A complement may not exactly be a complement. Bless your heart.

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  • Tiffany Tang 1 year ago

    well.. a totally irrelevant question…
    I feel like this channel’s audio is relatively low. Is this a decision on purpose? Has this been discussed by people from the channel?

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  • amanda 1 year ago

    I quit Twitter after about 7-8 years because it’s no fun anymore. I met some friends on there who I went on to meet in real life, but now it’s just a platform for nasty replies/bots and a popularity contest of viral tweets and asking for “donations”. Now I saw they added a “Tip Jar” feature. My life is better now that I’m not worried about how many followers and if I’d wake up to a bunch of random/bot replies.

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  • Lonely Duck 1 year ago

    I just tweeted, ” pineapple does go on pizzas.”

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  • Fred Writes 1 year ago

    They should ban mean tweets from public figures.

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  • Adrian R 1 year ago

    Isn’t Twitter just a social disease?

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  • Bill White 1 year ago

    Censorship for us but not Trump for 4 years. K.

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  • David Banner 1 year ago

    I can’t wait for Tex Cruz to angrily tweet about being mentioned in this segment. What a snowflake.

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  • Jay dubbu 1 year ago

    Its time for an new app. Someone start writing the plan

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  • Carla Herring 1 year ago

    No more mean tweets? What is Wendy’s going to do lol 😂

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  • Sina Golab 1 year ago

    So Belgians are pulling an Israel?

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  • Dave Pedersen 1 year ago

    Give France a few days, they’ll give it to Germany!😂🤣😁

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  • Nigel Mutepfa 1 year ago

    We will tweet mean in Zulu.

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  • Purpleish Panda 1 year ago

    I went OFF of Marjorie Taylor Greene and got suspended for 12 hours, but because I live in New Zealand I just slept it off due to the time zone

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  • KZisNBKosplay 1 year ago

    Not just a European thing. All property boundaries in my town are measured from an iron railroad spike.

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  • Anwesh Kar 1 year ago

    Please raise the volume of the video… Its just too low…

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  • Bryan 1 year ago

    OK I’m feeling cancel culture is still a thing

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  • Silver 1 year ago

    As a coder, If (and only if) I had had a poorly created algorithm, your video would have just set a new challenge 🙂

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  • Marc van Swoll 1 year ago

    Me dutch, LOL 🤣

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  • Ygraine 1 year ago

    1:56 please tell me I didn’t get that right, did I?

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  • Marc Whinery 1 year ago

    “I love my mom.”

    “WHY DO YOU HATE DADS????!?!!!?!?!!??!!!!!????!!??!!?”

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  • Jordan Jaquez 1 year ago

    Please talk about Columbia #SOSColumbia

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  • Dan L 1 year ago

    So Twitter found another excuse they can use to censor people they disagree with CCP style.

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  • SonnyGoodwin 1 year ago

    My account once got disabled for like 6 hours because of a mean tweet I tweeted at Ted Cruz after the insurrection. I was so proud of myself.

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  • Kevin Luo 1 year ago

    I only use twitter for the weather. But that trending tab is extremely distracting.

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  • Rich Potter 1 year ago

    Belgium gave us Hieronymous Bosch. Granddad of Surrealism.

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  • LoneWolfIcy 1 year ago

    Dude we’re so far in the pandemic,why is your audio still so muffled that it has to be turned up all the way?

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  • amber wang 1 year ago

    hhhha the meanest sounds the nicest

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  • corroded batteries 1 year ago

    mean tweets: *gets altered*
    jimmy kimmel: 🙁

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  • Anita Walker 1 year ago

    Anyone else feels the volume on the videos is low nowadays?? Tech glitch or ??

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  • DJ Pomare 1 year ago

    Twitter’s Bird watch gives the general public the ability to fact check Misinformation and stop online Hate speech.
    People that think Facebook and Twitter are trust-worthy and reliable news sources require sympathy.
    China’s Huawei 5G and TikTok or the US old WWII 5 eyes spy network, Google, Facebook and Twitter?
    Misinformation and conspiracies from Fox, Sky, Parler, NewsMax and OANN also need public fact checking.

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  • luna vondeling 1 year ago

    wow blue shirt like blue ink ,

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  • JsDirtySprite 1 year ago

    Cancel culture has gone as far as too make twitter resort to this idiot plan

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  • Anil Timsina 1 year ago

    What will Jimmy Kimmel do now. I only watch his show for that segment.

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  • binomalia 1 year ago

    … or fries 🍟.

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  • Nauman Aman 1 year ago

    Probably gonna be on the news:
    *Number of mean tweets rise as Twitter users test the new features…*

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  • Hector Renderos 1 year ago

    And then I wonder, why I still love him so much???

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  • Geb Nuit 1 year ago

    René Magritte, Victor Horta, Adolphe Sax, Tintin, The Smurfs, French fries, Stromae, Jean-Claude Van Damme, FN Herstal(SCAR guns), etc… are all Belgian. Do a minimum of research next time.

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  • avi gutierrez 1 year ago

    😢. Man I’m gonna miss mean tweets on the kimmel show oh well

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  • THE REAL VIRGO QUEEN 1 year ago

    They already do that on YouTube and Insta Gram

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  • Malcolm Jameson 1 year ago

    Goodbye freedom of speech.

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  • anvb5a1 1 year ago

    I’m from and in Belgium; i can confirm that the farmer displaced the border stone by about 7 feet, effectively doubling my country’s size! (Our king has been advised and he shall receive a medal for his bravery!)

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  • Anthony D 1 year ago

    Correction. He didn’t move the border by 7 feet but by 2.13 meters.

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  • anvb5a1 1 year ago

    I’m from Belgium and i can confirm that the farmer moved the border stone by about 7 feet, effectively doubling up our country’s size. Our king has been advised and the farmer shall receive a medal for his bravery!

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  • ZEUS x 1 year ago

    Im just thinking why don’t you ever mention Israel in any of your news ? 🙂

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  • Tommy Field 1 year ago

    My new goal in life is to get a Prussian military uniform and a german border giant stone and then drag that sucker across Paris screaming “Deutschland is great!”

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  • ZarlanTheGreen 1 year ago

    “I thought they only did that to Africa”

    Seriously? How about you try saying that joke, in the Middle East, or to people from there. You really do fit in, in the US, with how little you know or care, about the rest of the World…

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  • Nipun Kothare 1 year ago

    As a response to this blatant movement by the Belgians, the French sent their army to the outpost. Since there was no outpost, they had to build one and found a stone that they could lay down as the foundation. Turns out, that solved the problem immediately so everybody went back home.

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  • Jimmy Jim 1 year ago

    Wait, Tokyo never was in Belgium?

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  • Interneticus Sapiens 1 year ago

    I’d bet you it’ll turn nice people meaner after it accidentally blocks their messages from posting. There you go marvel. Your next villain origin story right here, free of charge.

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  • Kayanna Ottaway 1 year ago

    Twitter needs an edit button

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  • John DoDo Doe 1 year ago

    Belgium is the capital district of Europe. It contains the headquarters of NATO, the EU and some other organizations.

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  • James Mathieson 1 year ago

    There are some farmers in the country of Georgia that don’t find this joke very funny.

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  • KayDee 1 year ago

    The volume level on the YouTube Channel is too low…

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  • Jezebel von Tex 1 year ago

    well, the African borders are made by Europeans ….

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  • Geert Thomas 1 year ago

    Beer, origin French fries and so many more delights 😂
    History… battlefield after the other took place here🤔

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  • Lighting Lotus 1 year ago

    😂😹🤣😭

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  • Lighting Lotus 1 year ago

    I thought they only did that to Africa 🤣😹😂😭

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  • Baavke dd 1 year ago

    watch out trevor we are comming for you. greetz from belgium 🙂

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  • Tenshi Dust 1 year ago

    Talking about moving border markers, that’s what a Chilean company did in their frontier to use the water that was in Bolivian territory
    and as far as I know, it’s not the 1st time things like that happen with those border markers as well as there’s this conflict with the water of Silala’s aquifer, both sides have their arguments, Bolivia says it’s a spring, while Chile argues it’s a natural river, but, by the look of it, an artificial canal was build to redirect it to the side of Chile, that water benefits the north of Chile, which for the most part it’s a desert and miner companies also got benefits from Silala’s water.

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