A new Twitter feature detects mean replies and prompts users to review before sending, and a Belgian farmer alters the country’s border with France by mistake. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Twitter
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A new Twitter feature detects mean replies and prompts users to review before sending, and a Belgian farmer alters the country’s border with France by mistake. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Twitter
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If Belgium were to increase its border at a rate of 7 feet per year. Tokyo would be a part of Belgium in the year 4,904,878 give or take a decade or two.
ReplyUse some soft language.
ReplyAs an Belgian, i can confirm this plan for sure lol
ReplyAs CGP Grey put it, countries in the Schengen Area take a “meh” approach to borders 😅 you might not even be aware you’re crossing an international border because there are (generally) no border checks or the like
ReplyNow if the government was super petty (like me some days 😆) the Belgium border story is cute but if if they slapped him with invasion charges(or whatever it is called diplomatically) or back-taxed him for the annexed land..there will be NO LAUGHS 💰💵💵💵💵
ReplyAnd yet nazis and other nasty bigots will continue to get away with it, I guarantee it
Replyn that cap! 😂
ReplyTrevor if you see this comment go talk about the Pakistani man who was killed by 2 black teens
Reply‘Mean’😂
ReplyKpop stands are plotting already
ReplyThumbs up for “Huh! I thought they only did that to Africa!”
ReplyTwitter has a cooldown period now. Wow we can’t even get that for gun control.
Reply🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyRip Twitter
ReplyMean tweets aren’t the problem. Misinformation is.
ReplyTime we open the the dictionary for big words that only you know they mean lol
ReplyOne Belgium farmer: International news
ReplyMeanwhile India shifting all the pillars towards Nepal: nothing to see here.
This story is a great illustration of how fake borders are.
ReplyThe true litmus test is Stan Twitter
Replywell i cant even say the C word anymore in this youtube comment section anymore it gets deleted lol
ReplyTokyo? You mean east Brussels
ReplyOne can only hope that the border between India and Pakistan also becomes this casual. ✌️
ReplyOoh ooh ….❤️hmmmm love the colour…..suits you well
ReplyOi! why throwing the shade at Belgium! Ofc our neighbors don’t have just waffles! They also have fries!
ReplyIts evolution! We have to find a way To insult eachother with flowers and daisys. Challenge accepted. Oh wait… Ive never had Twitter…
ReplyHow is it so hard to get likes on a comment ?
ReplyLove that the hoodie matches twitter’s logo color
ReplyOne round-trip ticket to Tokyo, Belgium please…
ReplyThere’s actually a movie with a super patriotic belgian that move the border line a yards every year
ReplyLOL!!! That’s how WW2 got started…moving a border, little, by, little.
ReplyThey did that with Germany to. If you look to the northern part of the border between Germany and Belgium (Roetgen to Monschau) you find that Belgium has occupied a bicycle path that is going thru Germany. Everybody knows that Belgium has the better cyclists (just think about Eddy Merckx), so they just took the bike path and a few meters to each side. The worst thing is, that even Google got fooled and the steal made it into the maps.
ReplySee, Trump had it all wrong. We just need to slowly move the border south. Immigration problem solved, because now they’re all US citizens by default, and CA, AZ, NM, and TX just got a lot taller over time.
ReplyTwitter still isn’t nearly as bad as Facebook though. Facebook actively protects Extremists like the BernieBots and Trumpians.
ReplyTrevor could have mentioned Belgium’s colonization and genocide in the kongo
ReplyJoe Biden will testify that at the Congress of Vienna, the border between France and Belgium was not drawn like this !
Anyway, countries have been using border post since the dawn of time. Maps and GPS are a recent invention.
ReplyYou know the simpsons did this right? They literally did an episode where Lisa develops an app assistance that states that if you post something bad you may end up in getting in trouble!
ReplyIf Belgium were to increase its border at a rate of 7 feet per year, Tokyo would be a part of Belgium in the year 4,904,878, give or take a decade or two 🤣🤣
PS. No, I didn’t copy the comment word for word. The original commenter accidentally put a full-stop (a ‘period’, for Americans) instead of a coma. 😂 and no this isn’t an edit.
ReplyI can’t wait to see @internetcommentetiquette deal with this
ReplyPlease don’y cut your hair when the studio days return, it suits ya!
Reply“Twitter” and “civil” are oxymorons
ReplyComputers telling humans about emotions.. priceless
ReplyTwitter would be better off flagging mean tweets so the person reading them knows in advance that it’s going to be a mean tweet. People who write mean tweets aren’t accidentally writing mean things. They don’t need extra time to decide if they really want to be mean or not.
ReplyI think the new twitter policy will curtail the space of satire through the algorithm😂.
ReplyBTW love from India.
Responding to @Trevor Noah’s pause on what Belgium is known for (min 2:30). To name a few of the more positive aspects: chocolate, fries and beer, for hosting Tomorrowland and Rock Werchter, being a trilingual country, the invention of the saxophone, having the headquarters of the European Commission, European Parliament, European Union, NATO, the birth of the Smurfs, Magritte and Audrey Hepburn. And some less positive aspects: peeing statues, record-breaking political gridlock, bad weather, lots of strikes etc. Oh, next time you come back to Belgium, happy to provide some content on Belgium for your Daily Show. Cheers!
ReplyGive you time to think before you tweet is one helluva way to say limits your speech to Fallout 4 type dialogue options
Reply“It’s so brave to go out in that” hit hard😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
ReplyOh my Goodness! There was a girl in Shark Tank TV show that came up with this exact idea for her app where it’s installed unto teens phones to do just that, makes you review a message before you send it out.
ReplyShe needs to speak out and get compensation from Twitter
Way to throw shade on Russia LUL
ReplyBelgium owns most of the beer companies now and also has chocolate. And no other country has the Manneken Pis.
ReplyThe Germans could have done that and avoided a whole world war.
ReplyFrance should build a wall, and make Belgium pay for it. ..
ReplyChocolate
ReplyYou joke but that’s exactly what Putin’s thugs are doing in Sakartvelo
ReplyI thought the reason to twit was to be mean. Like YouTube comments….right?
ReplyIs Demi Lovato dating someone at Twitter🤔😂
Reply“Your girlfriend is so nice to go out with you.” is probably the meanest but nicest sounding thing I’ve ever heard.
ReplyWhat? Twitter wants to caution me about my messaging? What are you, my Mother?
ReplyJust wait until Belgium cleans up it´s border in the town of Baarle. The Dutch may explode! https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=baarle+nassau+border
ReplyDid Trevor wear the Twitter logo color on purpose?
ReplyBelgium moves border with France; #kingleopoldsghost! heheh
ReplyThere is always news coming out of Belgium it just never reaches you in the US. Also we have the best chocolat and beer.
ReplyTokyo wishes it was part of Belgium!
Reply#DontTweetAngry #GroundhogDayMemes #WhatifThereIsNoTmro #ThereWasntOneTDay
#AwwBelgium #H2G2Memes #TimeIsAnIllusion #LunchtimeDoublySo
#TheAlgorythmsRSkyNetShhhhhh #AhhhNoIntellectualHere
ReplySnowflake generation at its best.
ReplyWe have the right to say mean things. Everything is fair game. More civil means more control less freedom. Here’s a rope go for a swing.
ReplyWell I did it. From Krewinkel, Belgium (the eastern most town in Belgium) to Tokyo is 5,849 miles. [30,882,720 feet] at 7 feet gained per year. It would take 4,411,817.142 years for Tokyo to become part of Belgium.
“Without math, we are cavemen eating mud!”
ReplyBut mean Twitter are what make Twitter Twitter
ReplyTo be fair, the various borders in Europe have been shifting somewhat arbitrarily for centuries, otherwise, we’d still have Yugoslavia or all the many Duchies and Bishoprics that existed at one point or another.
Replystill not becoming a Twitter user nice try jack
ReplyI don’t know why all of The Daily Show’s videos are only half the volume of every other youtube video, but it is getting really annoying. I have to crank the volume to watch any of these videos then the next one blows my speakers. lol
ReplyCome on, make Belgium bigger, France is big enough already.
ReplyTrevor , talk about doge coin 😁🚀🚀
ReplyTwitter is now going to sound like your Southern grandma. A complement may not exactly be a complement. Bless your heart.
Replywell.. a totally irrelevant question…
ReplyI feel like this channel’s audio is relatively low. Is this a decision on purpose? Has this been discussed by people from the channel?
I quit Twitter after about 7-8 years because it’s no fun anymore. I met some friends on there who I went on to meet in real life, but now it’s just a platform for nasty replies/bots and a popularity contest of viral tweets and asking for “donations”. Now I saw they added a “Tip Jar” feature. My life is better now that I’m not worried about how many followers and if I’d wake up to a bunch of random/bot replies.
ReplyI just tweeted, ” pineapple does go on pizzas.”
ReplyThey should ban mean tweets from public figures.
ReplyIsn’t Twitter just a social disease?
ReplyCensorship for us but not Trump for 4 years. K.
ReplyI can’t wait for Tex Cruz to angrily tweet about being mentioned in this segment. What a snowflake.
ReplyIts time for an new app. Someone start writing the plan
ReplyNo more mean tweets? What is Wendy’s going to do lol 😂
ReplySo Belgians are pulling an Israel?
ReplyGive France a few days, they’ll give it to Germany!😂🤣😁
ReplyWe will tweet mean in Zulu.
ReplyI went OFF of Marjorie Taylor Greene and got suspended for 12 hours, but because I live in New Zealand I just slept it off due to the time zone
ReplyNot just a European thing. All property boundaries in my town are measured from an iron railroad spike.
ReplyPlease raise the volume of the video… Its just too low…
ReplyOK I’m feeling cancel culture is still a thing
ReplyAs a coder, If (and only if) I had had a poorly created algorithm, your video would have just set a new challenge 🙂
ReplyMe dutch, LOL 🤣
Reply1:56 please tell me I didn’t get that right, did I?
Reply“I love my mom.”
“WHY DO YOU HATE DADS????!?!!!?!?!!??!!!!!????!!??!!?”
ReplyPlease talk about Columbia #SOSColumbia
ReplySo Twitter found another excuse they can use to censor people they disagree with CCP style.
ReplyMy account once got disabled for like 6 hours because of a mean tweet I tweeted at Ted Cruz after the insurrection. I was so proud of myself.
ReplyI only use twitter for the weather. But that trending tab is extremely distracting.
ReplyBelgium gave us Hieronymous Bosch. Granddad of Surrealism.
ReplyDude we’re so far in the pandemic,why is your audio still so muffled that it has to be turned up all the way?
Replyhhhha the meanest sounds the nicest
Replymean tweets: *gets altered*
Replyjimmy kimmel: 🙁
Anyone else feels the volume on the videos is low nowadays?? Tech glitch or ??
ReplyTwitter’s Bird watch gives the general public the ability to fact check Misinformation and stop online Hate speech.
ReplyPeople that think Facebook and Twitter are trust-worthy and reliable news sources require sympathy.
China’s Huawei 5G and TikTok or the US old WWII 5 eyes spy network, Google, Facebook and Twitter?
Misinformation and conspiracies from Fox, Sky, Parler, NewsMax and OANN also need public fact checking.
wow blue shirt like blue ink ,
ReplyCancel culture has gone as far as too make twitter resort to this idiot plan
ReplyWhat will Jimmy Kimmel do now. I only watch his show for that segment.
Reply… or fries 🍟.
ReplyProbably gonna be on the news:
Reply*Number of mean tweets rise as Twitter users test the new features…*
And then I wonder, why I still love him so much???
Reply3:49 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 ➜ youtu.be/49mwt6s95aY
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ReplyRené Magritte, Victor Horta, Adolphe Sax, Tintin, The Smurfs, French fries, Stromae, Jean-Claude Van Damme, FN Herstal(SCAR guns), etc… are all Belgian. Do a minimum of research next time.
Reply😢. Man I’m gonna miss mean tweets on the kimmel show oh well
ReplyThey already do that on YouTube and Insta Gram
ReplyGoodbye freedom of speech.
ReplyI’m from and in Belgium; i can confirm that the farmer displaced the border stone by about 7 feet, effectively doubling my country’s size! (Our king has been advised and he shall receive a medal for his bravery!)
ReplyCorrection. He didn’t move the border by 7 feet but by 2.13 meters.
ReplyI’m from Belgium and i can confirm that the farmer moved the border stone by about 7 feet, effectively doubling up our country’s size. Our king has been advised and the farmer shall receive a medal for his bravery!
ReplyIm just thinking why don’t you ever mention Israel in any of your news ? 🙂
ReplyMy new goal in life is to get a Prussian military uniform and a german border giant stone and then drag that sucker across Paris screaming “Deutschland is great!”
Reply“I thought they only did that to Africa”
Reply…
Seriously? How about you try saying that joke, in the Middle East, or to people from there. You really do fit in, in the US, with how little you know or care, about the rest of the World…
As a response to this blatant movement by the Belgians, the French sent their army to the outpost. Since there was no outpost, they had to build one and found a stone that they could lay down as the foundation. Turns out, that solved the problem immediately so everybody went back home.
ReplyWait, Tokyo never was in Belgium?
ReplyI’d bet you it’ll turn nice people meaner after it accidentally blocks their messages from posting. There you go marvel. Your next villain origin story right here, free of charge.
ReplyTwitter needs an edit button
ReplyBelgium is the capital district of Europe. It contains the headquarters of NATO, the EU and some other organizations.
ReplyThere are some farmers in the country of Georgia that don’t find this joke very funny.
ReplyThe volume level on the YouTube Channel is too low…
Replywell, the African borders are made by Europeans ….
ReplyBeer, origin French fries and so many more delights 😂
ReplyHistory… battlefield after the other took place here🤔
😂😹🤣😭
ReplyI thought they only did that to Africa 🤣😹😂😭
Replywatch out trevor we are comming for you. greetz from belgium 🙂
ReplyTalking about moving border markers, that’s what a Chilean company did in their frontier to use the water that was in Bolivian territory
Replyand as far as I know, it’s not the 1st time things like that happen with those border markers as well as there’s this conflict with the water of Silala’s aquifer, both sides have their arguments, Bolivia says it’s a spring, while Chile argues it’s a natural river, but, by the look of it, an artificial canal was build to redirect it to the side of Chile, that water benefits the north of Chile, which for the most part it’s a desert and miner companies also got benefits from Silala’s water.