Sen. Ted Cruz Criticizes Democrats for Response to Gun Violence

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Published on March 25, 2021

Seth Meyers’ monologue from Wednesday, March 24.

Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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113 comments

  • Janice Isaacs 10 months ago

    I’m surprised that didn’t end with, “Shout out to my tac-hoes!”

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  • policerthought 10 months ago

    Why do black people think they’re so fucking special.

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  • unknown President 10 months ago

    Republicans Sidney Powell , say she’s not guilty due to the fact she lies ….

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  • Celsa Celsa 10 months ago

    The xenophobic t-shirt kinetically stay because pancreas observationally harm as a flat show. dusty, trite nose

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  • 2bleachfans 10 months ago

    Republicans want less gun laws but then are mad about gun violence and to top it off are criticizing Democrats for it. Someone tell me I’m hearing things

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  • Damien Goldsworthy 10 months ago

    Cheering for Scollins! You can do it!

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  • Mark Gigiel 10 months ago

    A text ISN”T the same. People NEED to actually talk more. We are losing our humanity.

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  • Aryan G 10 months ago

    Your british accent sounds like Anthony Fauci is having a stroke

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  • Paul Archibald 10 months ago

    Movie theatres open! Time for Americans to grab their guns.

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  • Jeff Jones 10 months ago

    Gungeon not the problem people living paycheck-to-paycheck people being depressed guns don’t you people people do

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  • Mark Gigiel 10 months ago

    Cheez Whiz isn’t real if it’s not in a spray can. I blame all my old age health problems on stuff like that, which I consumed heavily in my youth. Oddly, I was never overweight while eating a whole box of Ring Dings or Yodels and a quart of milk each night in front of the TV.

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  • Darrel Zero 10 months ago

    I love how his delivery tells the bomb because it makes something out of nothing.

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  • MunkyBiz 10 months ago

    That was the worst English accent ever 😂

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  • JUAN MANCHA 10 months ago

    The Fidel Castro Klan is working overtime. Rafael Cruz leading the White Elites, Enrique Tarrio leading the White Militias and Marco Rubio leading the White Evangelicals. Many people are saying and many people don’t know.

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  • Void Astra 10 months ago

    Doesn’t he have better things to do ? Like.. In Cancun maybe ?

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  • Dregoth Dread 10 months ago

    The NRA has been paying off republicans for decades. What an utter hypocrite.

    New Zealand did gun reform in TWO MONTHS after Jacinda said enough is enough.

    Apparently Americans love their guns more then their kids……

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  • ConSepT Galicia 10 months ago

    BOO! SCOLLINS! The comic rule of 3s dictates that you had to say “shout out to my hos”. I’ll give till tomorrow, but I’m gonna need your resignation if you fail me

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  • Rose wright Wright 10 months ago

    He is a retired Republican, don’t expect Cruz to know what the hell he’s talking about. The man is a dolt, every time he opens his mouth something stupid falls out. He used to be perceived to be a smart guy but since he’s always in the media, that perception is no more. He’s just stupid.

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  • Molly Rose 10 months ago

    And that was a monologue…legally it qualified😂😂😂 I’m dying over here!! I can’t stop laughing. Every night I just laugh my ass off but this really got me lol 😂

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  • Steven Coyle 10 months ago

    Why aren’t late show hosts going after Biden for denying people white house jobs because they smoked pot before. You can be Vice President after smoking pot, but you cant get her coffee? So much for any chance of justice reform. Same bullshit as the Republicans, complete with kids in cages. Not sure why I bothered voting.

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  • Hash Tagger 10 months ago

    Conservatism = Doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.

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  • Phil Brown 10 months ago

    Texas voters have long proven that most are as dumb as a box of rocks, by repeatedly putting republikkklans in office. And by being one of the top 5 states with Covid-45 cases, by refusing to wear a mask and practice social distancing.

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  • Sue Kennedy 10 months ago

    Joe Biden is the greatest…’Biden Suffers Humiliating Moment On LIVE T.V…’

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  • J J 10 months ago

    Someone tell Seth to wait a moment when he asks how we’re doing so we can pretend he’s really our friend

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  • Joe Daddy 10 months ago

    Democrats cling to this staged event to use as fuel for their gun grab agenda. Pretty obvious. But let’s let s eth tell us how to think

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  • Big ol' Ed 10 months ago

    I knew the whiz joke came from scollins

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  • Joe Daddy 10 months ago

    Democrats are in control! High gas prices. People losing jobs. Lot of ‘mass shootings’…and anti Asian hate campaigns!… how’s your democrat city look? Mine is full of homeless people peeing and wrapping on the sidewalks. Sacramento California! Let’s vote blue and bring this to YOUR city

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  • Monique Bish 10 months ago

    I love when he laughs at his own jokes

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  • F 10 months ago

    Ted Cruz should be the last person to criticize a RESPONSE to anything.

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  • TheBuzzard1209 10 months ago

    Thats funny , When this weirdo first came out , I told my parents she looks just like Arnold While he was in disguise in Total recall!!!!

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  • Zahaqiel 10 months ago

    Almost expected Scollins to write another “shout out to my hoes” joke _because_ it wouldn’t work.

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  • Deshnie Moothalugan 10 months ago

    Love it when Seth gets the giggles

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  • joe sikic 10 months ago

    Ted Crud (edit) love the comparison to total recall

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  • Chef_PC 10 months ago

    I really think a limited audience should be the norm for Seth’s show. The comradery in the smallish crowd is SO much better than the old shows.

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  • pop5678eye 10 months ago

    The vast majority of traffic rules only reduce traffic fatalities by a fraction of a percent each. Cumulatively however they save tens of thousands of lives. Without them fatalities would be far higher.
    Airlines were made to ground all their 737 Max because of two fatal accidents until the problem with the airplane was fixed even though it was just a software glitch.
    Progress is necessarily incremental. Just because there isn’t one solution to fix all problems doesn’t mean there aren’t many little solutions to incrementally chip away at the problem.

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  • Juan Echeveste 10 months ago

    NOT FUNNY

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  • Tim Gosling 10 months ago

    I see Melissa Carone, subject of the fantastic SNL Cecily Strong sketch, is still standing for office based on getting rid of Dominion and thereby restoring election integrity. I wonder what she thinks of Sidney Powell’s defence?

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  • GiarkReleos 10 months ago

    priorities are a ficial thing, especially when a man is targeted for truth telling an Imbecilic child and attacked for pointing out reality. Disgusting !!

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  • Andrew Grove 10 months ago

    Doing nothing solves nothing

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  • ronkirk50 10 months ago

    There is no legitimate reason for civilians to own automatic assault rifles with high capacity magazines except to kill their fellow citizens in mass quickly. PERIOD! Also, why does the background check requirement still have loopholes that make it ineffective? Common sense gun control measures are NOT infringement on 2nd amendment, but they may prevent me from being killed in public places.

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  • Za Az 10 months ago

    1:24 that *still* wasn’t a british accent… italian _maybe???_

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  • Musings of a Mystic 10 months ago

    That is why the GOP are a bunch of legitimate monsters.

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  • silentjay01 10 months ago

    Thursday, March 25th is National “Lobster Newberg Day”, “Medal of Honor Day”, & “Tolkien Reading Day”, so Scollins has his work cut out for him to try and make it a 4-peat.

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  • 5252rpm 10 months ago

    There was a potential mass shooting at an Atlanta grocery store, but it was stopped.

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  • Rodsuper 1213 10 months ago

    She does look like the fake head lady from Total Recall!!!!

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  • Chris Kriskovic 10 months ago

    Shout out to my hoes (that Scalin guy is a genius)

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  • russell zauner 10 months ago

    Laredo Taco + 7-11 + drivethrough = RV Toilet Torture Testing

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  • Scott Gillespie 10 months ago

    SCOLLINS!!!

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  • Joseph Marcus 10 months ago

    I am invested in Scollins’ National X Day jokes. . .

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  • MR intel 10 months ago

    One sure way to get the GOP to finally support gun control would be to massacre the Republican senators most opposed to gun control.

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  • dptech1234 10 months ago

    just thank you

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  • Olorin 10 months ago

    Would Scollins get this much attention if his name wasn’t so much fun to say derisively?

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  • Mach Dude 10 months ago

    Whenever Ted Cruz comes on screen, all I can think of in the setting is “who’s paying for you now?”

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  • MathisMagic 10 months ago

    That Rick Scott joke made me snicker.

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  • John L. Myers IV 10 months ago

    Skolenz couldn’t figure out how to make a “hoes” joke out of National Philly Cheese Steak Day? He’s slippin!

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  • Colby Butler 10 months ago

    Hambone!

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  • Stace Johnson 10 months ago

    Oh! Now I get why you always say those things at the beginning and end of the segment. In order to meet certain broadcast and/or contract metrics, you have to produce regular episodes of both a monologue (which would normally involve a live audience but can’t right now) and A Closer Look. And in order to identify the monologue as such without an audience to validate it, you have to state explicitly that it’s a monologue.

    Leno said something similar on his channel. It’s starting to make sense.

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  • Krik's Place 10 months ago

    this makes my day….4 days a week….tip of the hat….

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  • SayU SayMee 10 months ago

    0:35 LMFAO not Total Recall 🤣😭

    1:46 🐸…👀☕ lol

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  • N M 10 months ago

    I actually prefer the show without the audience. It has been a lot of fun

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  • mattmoose 10 months ago

    That was a fucking awful English accent, Dude. Very funny, though (and, given the problems you seemed to be having reading and speaking, not the worst of your crimes today) 😉

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  • Hellwyck 10 months ago

    If you want to show Great Britain and you only have a map of the UK, just take Ireland out.

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  • magicskyfairy69 10 months ago

    geez… democrats really need them laugh tracks…. and fake ballots

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  • M Sealey 10 months ago

    Fake head lady from Total Recall!!! 😆

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  • Håkan Bråkan Kråkan 10 months ago

    I’m a bit surprised that Kraken Karen didn’t defend herself with “Hugo Chavez hacked my brain and made me say those things! Massive brain fraud!”

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  • Claire Conover 10 months ago

    suspended for 2 years?! I hope he set his alarm for 2 years and one day… don’t wanna be late on the first day back.

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  • Albert L 10 months ago

    Ted Cruz. An embarrassment for Cuban- Americans 
    all over the world. And a terrible last minute escape
    vacation planner. LMAO

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  • bigraviolees 10 months ago

    Thoughts and prayers cured aids, oh wait no it didnt

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  • Whitney Asante 10 months ago

    Me: How long did you think you could get away with this?
    Trump’s EX Lawyer: Two Weeks… Two Weeks… Two Weeks…
    Me: Oh no…

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  • I.T. 10 months ago

    Basically, cancer criticizes chemotherapy for making people go bald …while completely ignoring that CANCER itself is what’s killing them. That’s what Ted Cruz sounds like. 🙄😑😑

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  • Alejandro Zapata 10 months ago

    Not gonna lie, I was expecting another “hose” joke.

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  • Jedi Jutsu 10 months ago

    One of the best! The pure laughter made me smile! Thank you

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  • phildirt3 10 months ago

    Giant sack o sheet

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  • D.E. 10 months ago

    1. Cruz was out of the country. 2. He got shamed. 3. He returned sooner than planned. Anyone see the flaw in that sequence of events?

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  • Ruby Rodd 10 months ago

    I’m kinda excited for that new Godzilla movie. The last two were okay.

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  • Starbuck Anderson 10 months ago

    Oh Seth. After a year of not being able to go to the movies you have to pick on GODZILLA VS KONG? After a year of no movies in theaters I’d be willing to line up for SETH MEYERS VS KONG if I could watch it on the big screen.

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  • Russell Rehak 10 months ago

    Scollins is the man

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  • Matthew Smith 10 months ago

    Ted Cruz would be considered just as big an idiot if he moved back to Alberta with the rest of Canada’s idiot class.

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  • tommy Mc Weedface 10 months ago

    Looks like trumps balls rubbed a lot of hair off Teds chin.

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  • Jacob Laughbon 10 months ago

    That sounded like an second-generation Italian from Brooklyn.

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  • J Johnson 10 months ago

    Ted Cruz could totally play as The Penguin 🐧 in the next Batman movie lol 😂

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  • Peter Caldwell 10 months ago

    Who is writing this crap 🥱🙃

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  • C Cole 10 months ago

    That cheese steak joke… ouch WAAH-WUUUH (gameshow “FAILURE” sound effect)

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  • Matthew Smith 10 months ago

    Damn…my birthday is national cheese steak day? If only I had known…

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  • Sam Osteen 10 months ago

    “Rare” hambone. Right. Rare.

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  • Milo Music 10 months ago

    Whatever ted cruz says….we should do the opposite.

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  • shadow bonnie 10 months ago

    I love california we have strict gun laws

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  • Andethidial bubabibub 10 months ago

    I rly hoped covid would get at least some of these rep loons

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  • Robert Jahn 10 months ago

    Seth Meyers is the best late night host.

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  • Ryan Ayers 10 months ago

    Instead of asking your non-existing studio audience at how they are doing at the beginning of the monologue, just ask Mike Scollins if he wrote anything funny.

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  • S. Pociecha 10 months ago

    You repeatedly steal my heart, Seth! All those perilous accents & impersonations, wiggling cards, Scollins — no wonder you called it a comedians’ store. If you did call it that — did you?? 💕

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  • umchoyka 10 months ago

    I’m disappointed that Scollins’ punchline wasn’t some variation on “Shoutout to my hos”

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  • Mikael Biilmann 10 months ago

    McConnell and Powell’s love child would have no chin at all. Chinchilla…

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  • kay nickerson 10 months ago

    You know they want to pass a law in Georgia where you can’t hand out bottled water or sandwiches to people waiting in voter lines. And they have such a backlog in their voting that people end up standing in line 8 hours. How unchristian. Says in the 25th chapter of Matthew to give drink to those that are thirsty. And to feed the hungry and such. All my life Republicans have been babbling about goodness and righteousness and God in the Bible and yet they never read or follow the Bible

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  • victor buttigieg 10 months ago

    Ted Cruz is one ugly werewolf

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  • mxylpx 10 months ago

    So it’s been reduced to laffing on “How funny are in-jokes are?” which has been reduced to let’s look at something else…Buh-bye!

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  • General Public 10 months ago

    7 Eleven introducing something refreshingly different to Dallas. Tacos. Wow, a whole new taste experience for the people of Dallas.

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  • Michelle A 10 months ago

    I love Seth’s laid back show. He’s hilarious when he cracks up.

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  • Mi Pi 10 months ago

    Buuuuut it really isn’t the same!

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  • ackers5861 10 months ago

    Cant wait to see how seth and his far-left audience are going to try and excuse Biden for his embarrassingly poor performance in the press conference.

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  • Robert Piver 10 months ago

    I wonder if he s in much pain…having that massive face cancer..Yes,I am sort of ashamed for such juvenile input…I’m also quite discouraged about what we have become..

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  • Kaiser Wilhelm 10 months ago

    I love Skalans.

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  • oldslowcoach 10 months ago

    Bomb #1 @ 1:35
    Bomb #2 @ 2:40
    Bomb #3 @ 2:52

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  • M Donovan 10 months ago

    Man this guy is bad

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  • Frank Hoover 10 months ago

    WHAT A JOKE

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  • JosMe Proslo Nije 10 months ago

    1:06 Legend!

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  • ezrasg 10 months ago

    Good or bad, all of Seth’s impressions are good

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  • Tsar Chasm Reigns Supreme 10 months ago

    Say what you like about we Brits but when it comes to most Americans including Seth you’re all pretty crap at imitating our accents, aren’t you?

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  • Stefanie Wiltner 10 months ago

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  • Petra Hind 10 months ago

    Noooo..😣 your British accent is crap 🙂 lol
    soz 🙂 had to tell ya mate 🙂 lol

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  • RICHARD BULLEN 10 months ago

    The “fake head lady” from total recall is priscilla allen. One of the most wonderful human beings i was ever lucky enough to know. Rest in peace mrs. Allen, to some of us you were so much more than the butt of a joke

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  • Mary Flora 10 months ago

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  • Ngo Hanh Phuong 10 months ago

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