 Channing All Over Your Tatum.”)
Jennifer Lopez joins us on the show, President Biden is headed to California to visit areas that were affected by the floods, the oldest person in the world died at the age of 118 years old, George Santos has been named to three committees despite being exposed as a fraud, his former roommate was on CNN last night alleging that his old pal was an accessory thief, Donald Trump is workshopping some new material on his imaginary platform Truth Social, he will be in Fayetteville, North Carolina headlining a memorial event to celebrate the life of one of his bigliest supporters, Elon Musk is trying to recoup some of his massive losses by selling office stuff from Twitter, and we play a round of “What Is This Thing?”
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
I say give mike a segment 🤷🏼
ReplyYou know… you have to pass a test and get a background check to be a postal worker. BUT… for Congress… yeah, nothing. Amazing isn’t it??!!??
ReplyMIKE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😁
ReplyGeorge Devolder or Santos aka Anthony or whatever, was just put on the Small Business Committee by Kevin McCarthy. Now we find Georges own small biz helping pets, doesn’t seem to exist and he stole a vets dogs operation ($3k) money. It just gets weirder🚷🐶🦧
ReplyTrump loves Kim Jon what’s his name
ReplyA fing lunatic
Jimmy and Guillermo are the best! 🤗 💕💕💕
ReplySantos is laughing all the way to the bank depositing out tax dollars. Disgusting in every way. And McCarthy enables it. These Republicans make me sick.
ReplyMIKE Should have his own show
ReplyI got it!! I’m gonna put together the most mind boggling résumé you’ve ever seen to get into Congress. I’ll roll with it for a good long time, and when they find out, I’ll just tell them the people have already spoken!!!… Awesome system.
ReplyBreaking news….George Santos is the new host of the Daily Show
ReplyI’ve never wanted to have beers with someone more than I want to have beers with Mike.
ReplyIs George Santos a US Citizen ??? He ‘claims’ to have been born in Queens, New York but most of his ‘claims’ are not supported by fact.
Kevin McCarthy’s highest congressional priority is protecting George Santos (aka Anthony Devolder, Anthony Zabrovsky, Kitara Ravache). Kevin’s coddling Santos will be a major point in every 2024 election campaign.
ReplyWhy would any black person like Trump?
ReplyI get the message – US citizens are idiots. But then, look at your educational system rating and your political mayhem.
ReplyI really like your program Jimmy K, and I believe you are a very smart, nice person and I am sure we could be really good friends , and because I feel we can be good friends I would like to say that me as a Latino I am thankful in how you have carved a way in for Guillermo to be in very important space and comfortable position. I do think nevertheless that you are pushing the limits and continuing stereotypes of us Latinos which is not the best for all of us. I hope you google a film I did called “ Latinos Beyond Reel” and maybe then you can understand what makes me uncomfortable. Again I am not attacking you, I like and always watch your show and much enjoy your smart humor. But then I wish you see films to understand further. Thanks.
ReplyI don’t think I have ever heard Trump talk and not sound like an idiot
ReplyDon’t understand. ANY OTHER JOB ON AT LEAST PROFESSIONAL LEVEL, YOU’D BE EJECTED IMMEDIATELY AND ESCORTED BY SECURITY OUT THE DOOR. HOW CAN SANTOS NOT. BE KICKED OUT OF CONGRESS,,???
ReplyGeorge Santos — ticket straight to hell indeed. And when he gets there, I hope that dog makes a day trip from Heaven to bite him right in in his pudgy arse.
ReplyMike at the end there.. dude’s stoned. I know from experience.
ReplyI have sad news “George Santos” is now the oldest person alive at 104 years old. May he continue to live a long life.
Reply𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 $𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲… 𝐘𝐞𝐬! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐀𝐃𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 cvb 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟓𝟑𝟕 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬.. 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐩𝐩𝟏.𝐜𝐨𝐦
Reply𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 $𝟐𝟗,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭-𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐀𝐬 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨
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𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧—————————————>>> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐉𝐨𝐛𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 $𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲… 𝐘𝐞𝐬! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐀𝐃𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟓𝟑𝟕 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬.. 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐳.𝐜𝐨𝐦
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