SantaCon: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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Published on December 8, 2019

The holiday season brings with it a host of annual traditions. John Oliver discusses one of the worst.

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  • Portofel Piele 1 year ago

    Ok everybody. Either the writers don’t know the Streisand effect, but they will now. Or, New Jersey is the place to be on the 21.

    Hint hint, nudge nudge.

    Just to be clear, New Jersey. On the 21st of December. Don’t get hammered, and don’t remember to bring a Santa suit.

    Happy holidays everyone.

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  • Philip Cooper 1 year ago

    The first rule of SantaCon is you do not talk about SantaCon.

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  • Uday B 1 year ago

    I wonder why John Oliver come for a 5 minutes show?

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  • Yuniel Gonzalez 1 year ago

    Lmfao. Come back already John. We need you.

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  • motherofone1 1 year ago

    Love, Love, Love John Oliver 😀

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  • PSWii60 1 year ago

    I would think Santa would be more okay with drunken debauchery since we established in a previous episode that he basically masturbates nonstop between Christmases.

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  • Korgoth Killings 1 year ago

    This is awesome

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  • mar9 1 year ago

    “next february“
    🙁

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  • Emily Delamar 1 year ago

    I thought this would be about a convention like comic con where lots of sweet grandpas meet and explore collections of new fake beards and realistic costumes while exchanging cookie recipes

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  • ThatOneNerdGirl 1 year ago

    Indeed, where IS Shelly?

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  • Masahane 1 year ago

    Santa Con is the most bro event I’ve ever seen. So of course Hoboken is going to have arrests.

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  • Mônica 1 year ago

    He did this story ages ago on The Bugle… good days.

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  • DehnusNorder 1 year ago

    Santacon sounds awesome! Best way to fight the system and cure kids of their religious believe in an old white bearded men handing them shit. :P.

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  • isabel Saladass 1 year ago

    I MEAN COME ON, DO I SEEM LIKE EXACTLY THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WOULD SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF A SHAGGY SANTA CLAUS IN THE WINDOW OF A LIVELY SUBWAY JUST AFTER THE MIDDAY RUSH???? SERIOUSLY, TELL ME WHEN YOU PICTURE TWO PEOPLE COPULATING, DO YOU JUST PICTURE TWO OF ME, WITH WHITE BEARDS AND RED TRACK SHORTS, YELLING INSULTS AT EACH OTHER AND THEN VIOLENTLY FUCKING IN THE TOILETS OF A BUSY POST OFFICE IN EXACTLY THIS PITCH AND VOLUME, IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING???? THAT IF YOU WANT A HAIRCUT, YOU WOULD TELL YOUR BARBER GIVE ME THE „I WAS ARRESTED IN THE MEAN STREETS OF HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY WITH 13 OF MY CLOSEST FUCK BUDDIES“?? I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE IN THE DRYING-OUT CELL OF YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT!!! THAT‘S ALL I HAVE TO SLURR ABOUT THAT, FUCK YOU!!! AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HOO!!

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  • sevenTseven 1 year ago

    Aisle 4 for Life, son!

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  • lewa3910 1 year ago

    3:23 why does that santa in the thumbnail look so buff and anime?

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  • Zaki Aoi 1 year ago

    Hey HBO, why do you let John Oliver take weeks off?

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  • Héloïse Capaldwi 1 year ago

    best Christmas present

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  • David Lane 1 year ago

    “I’m not usually the judgemental type”

    -The guy with a literal list of all the naughty and nice children for the whole year

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  • M G 1 year ago

    just ban gaysantas than

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  • Wade Marley 10 months ago

    Why are we allowed to drink and get violent but not smoke weed and calm down? “Priorities you stupid humans”. Is what my cat said.

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  • Ultimate Hawkeye Fangirl 10 months ago

    I wish they referenced when they had someone dress up as Santa for the Mexican Election piece

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  • bowelsoftrogdor 10 months ago

    Check out Santarchy in Phoenix, AZ.

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  • David Hill 10 months ago

    Well John, you wanted the end of SantaCon. This year, you may get your wish.

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  • Emma D8871 10 months ago

    my poor childhood

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  • Cameron Brtnik 10 months ago

    “We are back next February”… Oh no

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  • Thomas Connors 10 months ago

    The guy who saw the Santas getting down in aisle 4 looks like what would happen if a young Jon Stewart had been an embedded war correspondent for about 3 weeks longer than he could handle.

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  • Justin Bautista 9 months ago

    I guess SantaCon isn’t happening this year.

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  • Alex Cio 9 months ago

    so crazy!
    never heard of it!

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  • Un cuento friki 9 months ago

    I just… started seeing this video after the Mexican elections one.
    …the title was way more disturbing than intended.

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  • James Harris 9 months ago

    So what do you call it when you still get hammered, but don’t dress up like Santa? 🙂 That’s the one I like.

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  • Dark Side Of The Moon Addict 9 months ago

    *joke about how the Santa’s aren’t social distancing*

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  • BCBLLW K 9 months ago

    Anyone here watching santa get fucked during Corornavirus?

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  • Kasslim 8 months ago

    Ah, from before people started dying… Good times

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  • MrXmaster666 8 months ago

    honestly you’d think LWTwJO’s santa would approve of the santacon sex, he does spend pretty much all year charming his snake

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  • TinyFoxTom 8 months ago

    I have this sudden urge to get a polar bear fursuit and turn Santacon into a furry convention.

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  • hulkhatepunybanner 8 months ago

    “We are back next February.”
    *NO. No we aren’t back.*
    #Coronavirus4eva

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  • Riley Pearce 8 months ago

    Oh, what a simpler time

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