The holiday season brings with it a host of annual traditions. John Oliver discusses one of the worst.
Ok everybody. Either the writers don’t know the Streisand effect, but they will now. Or, New Jersey is the place to be on the 21.
Hint hint, nudge nudge.
Just to be clear, New Jersey. On the 21st of December. Don’t get hammered, and don’t remember to bring a Santa suit.
Happy holidays everyone.
The first rule of SantaCon is you do not talk about SantaCon.
I wonder why John Oliver come for a 5 minutes show?
Lmfao. Come back already John. We need you.
Love, Love, Love John Oliver 😀
I would think Santa would be more okay with drunken debauchery since we established in a previous episode that he basically masturbates nonstop between Christmases.
This is awesome
“next february“ 🙁
I thought this would be about a convention like comic con where lots of sweet grandpas meet and explore collections of new fake beards and realistic costumes while exchanging cookie recipes
Indeed, where IS Shelly?
Santa Con is the most bro event I’ve ever seen. So of course Hoboken is going to have arrests.
He did this story ages ago on The Bugle… good days.
Santacon sounds awesome! Best way to fight the system and cure kids of their religious believe in an old white bearded men handing them shit. :P.
I MEAN COME ON, DO I SEEM LIKE EXACTLY THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WOULD SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF A SHAGGY SANTA CLAUS IN THE WINDOW OF A LIVELY SUBWAY JUST AFTER THE MIDDAY RUSH???? SERIOUSLY, TELL ME WHEN YOU PICTURE TWO PEOPLE COPULATING, DO YOU JUST PICTURE TWO OF ME, WITH WHITE BEARDS AND RED TRACK SHORTS, YELLING INSULTS AT EACH OTHER AND THEN VIOLENTLY FUCKING IN THE TOILETS OF A BUSY POST OFFICE IN EXACTLY THIS PITCH AND VOLUME, IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING???? THAT IF YOU WANT A HAIRCUT, YOU WOULD TELL YOUR BARBER GIVE ME THE „I WAS ARRESTED IN THE MEAN STREETS OF HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY WITH 13 OF MY CLOSEST FUCK BUDDIES“?? I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE IN THE DRYING-OUT CELL OF YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT!!! THAT‘S ALL I HAVE TO SLURR ABOUT THAT, FUCK YOU!!! AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HOO!!
Aisle 4 for Life, son!
3:23 why does that santa in the thumbnail look so buff and anime?
Hey HBO, why do you let John Oliver take weeks off?
best Christmas present
“I’m not usually the judgemental type”
-The guy with a literal list of all the naughty and nice children for the whole year
just ban gaysantas than
Why are we allowed to drink and get violent but not smoke weed and calm down? “Priorities you stupid humans”. Is what my cat said.
I wish they referenced when they had someone dress up as Santa for the Mexican Election piece
Check out Santarchy in Phoenix, AZ.
Well John, you wanted the end of SantaCon. This year, you may get your wish.
my poor childhood
“We are back next February”… Oh no
The guy who saw the Santas getting down in aisle 4 looks like what would happen if a young Jon Stewart had been an embedded war correspondent for about 3 weeks longer than he could handle.
I guess SantaCon isn’t happening this year.
so crazy! never heard of it!
I just… started seeing this video after the Mexican elections one. …the title was way more disturbing than intended.
So what do you call it when you still get hammered, but don’t dress up like Santa? 🙂 That’s the one I like.
*joke about how the Santa’s aren’t social distancing*
Anyone here watching santa get fucked during Corornavirus?
Ah, from before people started dying… Good times
honestly you’d think LWTwJO’s santa would approve of the santacon sex, he does spend pretty much all year charming his snake
I have this sudden urge to get a polar bear fursuit and turn Santacon into a furry convention.
“We are back next February.” *NO. No we aren’t back.* #Coronavirus4eva
Oh, what a simpler time
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