Apparently elections aren’t enough. Russia is now attempting to interfere with our brains.
Ted Bundy escaped from Colorado twice and went on a murder spree in Florida. Yeah I feel so relieved.
United States Penitentiary Administrative-Maximum Facility (aka SUPERMAX)–reputedly inescapable and the “Alcatraz of the Rockies”…
El Chapo–Sostenga mi cerveza….
Steely Dan is all I’ve been listening to of late. “Like a castle in its corner in a medieval game, I forsee terrible trouble and I stay here just the same.”
John’s chuckle made me think I heard Jeff Bridges
Putin already ruins everything even jomes!
Make El Chapo pay for the border wall?
F*CKING GENIUS LMAO
“Has he never heard of THE BUTT?!” #buttstuff
The Much Urea Candidate – Shamed Don with Any Money (aka Stinker, Traitor, Troller, Spy)
He gets his equipment from Q His Bond age girls are P and U Though they might be less old (Undercover we’re told) Along with T, I and N too
But the code word did not seem complete Was “QUIT PN” a cipher discrete? An enigma with tact Asking him to redact His most sensitive actions – delete
But what if later more letters arrived? So by adding M, double E he then strived To understand what the quip meant But with Intellectual EQUIPMENT Non-existent, it remained underived
But the solution stared him in the face No letters to re-arrange or replace Because this Cryptogram It was no anagram Just his boss “Q” (PUTIN) – hacking his base
Russian policy advocacy is persuasive re pro-Peace foreign policy, pro-Family culture, & balanced economics. #GoNationalist✌️ ..#PeaceAndFreeNations✌️ ..#ProtectWildernessAndWildlife✌️
If Russia wants to hack our brains we’re going to need one heckuva Brain fighter, somebody like….Tuck Buckford
Beelzebub = lord of flies in Hebrew.
Ted Cruz is dumb
Wishful Mr bean🤣
I also have the lyrics to every Steely Dan song in my head!
Crapitalism has already hacked brains 🤧 bible nigg-ers
Ted Cruz: Remember how we made you pay for the Wall? El Chapo: Si Senior. Ted Cruz: Ok, we are going to need a translator in here. But anyway, it turns out that the maintenance fees for the wall, are much higher than the cost of building it, so we need you to start smuggling drugs in to America, so we can take that money off you to repair the Wall.
How to get Russia out of your brain:
*See Stephen Miller’s forehead.*
Putinism sounds like a euphemism for having gas.
Oh, turnips. What a classy joke, Stephanie. Can I joke about coups, obesity, prescription drug abuse and payday loan companies you historic squatters are spreading all over the world or is it insensitive to make fun of the next constitutional amendment you guys will be getting much sooner than you’d expect?
Well…. That was an accent…. From where though is the question
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