That last item is definitely not going to sell… #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
Argentina looking at Russia defaulting on its foreign debt (with a noose around its neck): First time?
Always appreciate a commodore 64 reference
“Slightly used president”, didn’t see that coming I laughed so hard it hurt! Brilliant 🤩 as ever! 😂
Ummm anyone want to buy a like new AK 47. I’ve also got some rockets and some slightly dated MREs. Any offer will be considered, willing to trade for a Ukrainian citizenship. Call Vlad but ask for Ivan.
I got a rebuildable carburetor for my 1962 Pobeda and a beautiful set of hubcaps from Stalin’s ZIS limo.
Also a big box full of documents labelled “Florida Politics and Guantanamo Kompromat”. Some lovely, frame-able photos in that.
Silly man. Of course we don’t take turnips. There is only one valid Russian currency. Is potato.
Ukraine actually doesn’t have sanctions against trading with Russia, I bet they could get the credit and just buy all hardware currently on Ukrainian soil. Even paying for handover services and then transportation for Russians back to the border would not be an issue. They might insist on some fine print contract stipulations though
COLBERT can go to the same place PUTIN IS DESTINED FOR… That’s NOT ARUBA…
They are drowning in oil, might be an idea to accept the oil
Stephen that was Perfect !!!” Slightly used Traitor President !!!
Laughed my Ass off soo much Peed myself & had to change sleepwear.
& Thinking🤔 all night There’s got to be a way to cut , paste & make a Meme of that ONE!!!🤣😅😂🤣😅😂
I’ll figure it out… I hope!!!
Koodoo’s on anyone that can produce that Meme !!!
I actually want that commodore 64 pls dm
I’d take the C64.
used president for sale? Does he come cheap… or not?
Here in Ont. Canada we have a great songwriter and musician Fred Eaglesmith who writes wry and sad/funny lyrics such as –
” We’re having a big-ass garage sale ,
While Mommas’ in Jail.”
I am sure there are plenty of people who want to use the “slightly used president” as target practice, or maybe as “pet alligator feed”.
Souvenirs from Chernobyl
Russia is holding a yard sale of goods they have looted recently in Ukraine.
🤣🤣🤣 seriously though don’t knock the Commodore 64, the sound chip it uses (the SID chip) is sought after for making harsh sounding digital synthesizers (!)
Spin Doctors. Good times.
$2 worth of sanctions. I’d say that’s pretty smart.
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