Jimmy addresses Russia notifying the U.S. that they would be launching nuclear-capable missiles as part of an annual nuclear exercise and Biden meeting with Israeli President Isaac Herzog.
Jimmy addresses Russia notifying the U.S. that they would be launching nuclear-capable missiles as part of an annual nuclear exercise and Biden meeting with Israeli President Isaac Herzog.
Jimmy, I heard you. Lavender Haze? I’m gonna listen to it.
ReplyNice……….Will it be as fictional as the last Russian military exercise? You know the “We are just moving all our troops next to Ukraine’s border…..it’s an exercise, nothing more, don’t read the newspaper tomorrow…”
ReplyYou know Biden is doing a pretty kick ass job when the only joke all comedians left and right can come up with is “The guy is old”
ReplyI was going to say that Snoop Dogg looked pretty young for his age considering he smokes 150 joints a day……..then I realized the guy is 51….That’s 3 years older than Jimmy…..Still……he hasn’t reached Willie Nelson’s status yet I suppose….I hope you guys all are fine.
ReplyA 150 blunts A-day is absolutely stupid ridiculous and that’s the equivalent of smoking 7 and a 1/2 packs of cigarettes if you count 1 cigarette for one Blunt rap and honestly that’s probably more tobacco than a single cigarette. I’m the world’s biggest pot head but I switched a vaping along ago
ReplyDo you think you can gross out TheWatcher, so he stops watching you? I smell a challenge.
ReplyFallon’s writing team doesn’t know what minimalist running is? Shocking.
ReplyHow about all the fees in Las Vegas are they going to hit that is the president going to take care of all those crazy casinos with all those hidden fees there
ReplyActually it was joints, not blunts and that is not just for snoop. It’s for the entire entourage
ReplyThe one watching isn’t watching the one watching you being watched because my watch watched the watcher.
ReplyImagine keeping your earpods in one of those secret drawers of that Italian desk and searching it in morning
ReplyOnce upon a time when Fallon was kinda funny
ReplyBruh jimmy is such a clown
ReplyTrump, Putin, Manafort, Flynn walk into a bar…the bartender immediately shouts White Russians for Everyone!
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